fatassbastard: The thirty-four most insane crimes committed by NFL players...Lotsa violent farking arseholes on that Iist, but I counted 5 that were arrested for firearms in their luggage. Sure, one was COCKED AND LOADED IN HIS CARRY-ON (facepalm), but hardly "the most insane crimes".
LesserEvil: fatassbastard: The thirty-four most insane crimes committed by NFL players...Lotsa violent farking arseholes on that Iist, but I counted 5 that were arrested for firearms in their luggage. Sure, one was COCKED AND LOADED IN HIS CARRY-ON (facepalm), but hardly "the most insane crimes".Yeah, this is just stupid.Also, having hollow points is also hardly a "wild" crime. I was recently shopping for hunting ammo and quite frankly, most of it was hollow point (I guess deer now pack bullet-proof vests, thanks to PETA or something). If this was hard to get ammo, I could see it as standing out, but when it's more difficult to buy more old-fashioned ammo at a Dunhams, I find it hard to imagine he was equipped just to go "pig hunting"
JohnnyRebel88: From what I remember Tom Landry was a respectable man, I don't think he would tolerate a diddler, and not just because they are The Cowboys and are always under a microscope, because he seemed like an old school kinda guy.
We don't really have to guess on the Landry question: the Cowboys traded Lance Rentzel.
DerpHerder: amindofiron: On an unrelated note: I want the lawyer that gets you 80 hours of community service if/when I ever have to literally break a dudes skull for calling me a name.The guy with oxy was the only one who did anything to lessen his charges outside of strictly having a great lawyer... How do you get caught cutting up line of coke in your car two bags of coke and a jar of weed and get diversion.
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