violentsalvation: I got two or three in before I was told that hollow point bullets like to penetrate cops' vests. Just fark off, Trolling Stone.
isamudyson: For those of you who don't want to flip though 30+ pages:http://deslide.clusterfake.net/?o=html_table&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.roll in gstone.com%2Fculture%2Flists%2F34-wild-nfl-crimes-you-havent-heard-abo ut-20131029%2Fmike-goodson-may-17th-2013-19691231
amindofiron: On an unrelated note: I want the lawyer that gets you 80 hours of community service if/when I ever have to literally break a dudes skull for calling me a name.
LoneDoggie: Rae Carruth hello?
Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 216x300]How you doin'?
bel4sucks: LoneDoggie: Rae Carruth hello?No one needs to go back to the 90s to make this list. The real crime is not listing the two dipshiat cowboys players responsible for three deaths.
pkellmey: For the St. Louis RAMs, we had more than one player who killed someone with their car and were never charged with anything, so they won't be appearing on that list. I guess the "get one kill for free" rule applies for most athletes as long as they have good stats that season (lawyers sold separately).
JohnnyRebel88: Was he on the list? I only made it half way through the slideshow before I quit. Anyway, from what I gathered, he diddled a child and instead of a 10 year sentence, he received a $2000 fine. WTF? Is there anything else I should know? I'm a Cowboys fan and never knew of this.
farbekrieg: Yeah they might be horrible people, but i bet not one of them put together a shiatty slideshow on the internet which places they slightly above rolling stone in my book.
browneye: A lot of violence against women. Ick.
UNC_Samurai: Basically the majority of these charges could have been avoided if:1: Idiots who had no business carrying a gun, didn't carry a gun2: Idiots who can't handle their alcohol, didn't drink so much
amindofiron: "The Garden State has stringent laws regarding hollow points, which are particularly damaging and can pierce the vests police use for protection."aaaargh, this is such crap. Hollow point ammunition very explicitly *won't* go through a vest, or *anything* solid for that matter *because they expand and slow down when they strike something*. Shiat makes me grind my teeth when I see it puked back up in yet another article. If you've got an issue with hollow points because they make extra large holes in people fine, but don't further this stupid shiat again.
DerpHerder: How do you get caught cutting up line of coke in your car two bags of coke and a jar of weed and get diversion.
Gecko Gingrich: a .45-caliber semi-automatic handgun loaded with hollow-point bullets and two marijuana cigarsThat's just silly. Who loads a gun with blunts?
Snapper Carr: JohnnyRebel88: Was he on the list? I only made it half way through the slideshow before I quit. Anyway, from what I gathered, he diddled a child and instead of a 10 year sentence, he received a $2000 fine. WTF? Is there anything else I should know? I'm a Cowboys fan and never knew of this.That's pretty much it. Indecency with a child. Sentence: $2000 and 10 deferred adjudication He dropped out of the public eye immediately after being cut and once his "sentence" was up, returned to Mexico.
Ray_Finkle: What about Jay cutler? He has a jerk-face!! And if that's not a crime then it should be!
davidphogan: Huh. Former shows up 19 times. Go figure.
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