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(BBC)   Old and busted: The captain going down with the ship. New hotness: Going down on the captain while his ship is going down   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 65
    More: Fail, Costa Concordia, Capt Francesco Schettino, Isola del Giglio, romantic relationship  
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2013-10-29 08:33:28 PM
Totally worth it...

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2013-10-29 08:43:06 PM

Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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Top of her head is nice, isn't it.
 
2013-10-29 08:57:32 PM
If there is any justice this fark will rot in jail for a few decades.
 
2013-10-29 08:59:18 PM
I SMELL A BOOK DEAL.
 
2013-10-29 08:59:34 PM
a glance. a knowing look. a happy bald man groaning in ecstasy
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2013-10-29 09:00:20 PM

Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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Uh huh, that must be some bj to be worth 32 deaths.
 
2013-10-29 09:01:00 PM
If that's what Moldovan women look like I need to find Moldoland and visit there.
 
2013-10-29 09:02:32 PM
FTA : After the ship hit the rocks, Ms Cemortan said the captain urged her to "save herself".

Do as I say and do as I do.
 
2013-10-29 09:03:46 PM
Meanwhile there's a BC Ferry on the bottom of the Pacific for a very similar reason.  Only two deaths, though.  Canada does everything in moderation.

UrinalPooper: If that's what Moldovan women look like I need to find Moldoland and visit there.


Europe's armpit.  You can probably find two or three willing to do anything to get the hell out.
 
2013-10-29 09:04:08 PM
Their love was like a ship on the ocean. They were sailing with a cargo full of, love and devotion.

So the defense would like to know where they got the notion.
 
2013-10-29 09:04:10 PM
"HEY THAT'S A MA BOAT! PASTA, PREGO!"

/nothin
 
2013-10-29 09:05:12 PM
I would wreck her port side.
 
2013-10-29 09:10:17 PM
A whore was sucking the captain's cock
Which caused him to steer right into a rock.
"The ship might go down
But keep going to town,"
He laughed while stroking his jock.
 
2013-10-29 09:10:29 PM

Badmoodman: Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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Uh huh, that must be some bj to be worth 32 deaths.


Depends on how she finishes it.
 
2013-10-29 09:11:56 PM

Badmoodman: Uh huh, that must be some bj to be worth 32 deaths.


If she can take out the Lord of the Nazgûl, you know she can do the job on your longsword.
 
2013-10-29 09:12:09 PM

skinink: Their love was like a ship on the ocean. They were sailing with a cargo full of, love and devotion.

So the defense would like to know where they got the notion.


"Does anyone know how to drive this thing?"
Yelled the captain as she fell to her knees.
"I think I wanna get my knob sucked today
Take her to my cabin please."
 
2013-10-29 09:14:09 PM

Kyosuke: Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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Top of her head is nice, isn't it.


www.whatsonxiamen.com

For Farkers to better determine the sharpness of her knees.
 
2013-10-29 09:16:53 PM
emerginganabaptist.com
 
2013-10-29 09:20:43 PM
Thar she blows?
 
2013-10-29 09:22:27 PM

Bondith: Meanwhile there's a BC Ferry on the bottom of the Pacific for a very similar reason.  Only two deaths, though.  Canada does everything in moderation.


Also remember an NTSB case from years ago; they pulled a light plane from a lake out west, Lake Powell maybe, and the autopsy concluded the passenger had been going down on the pilot when the aircraft struck the canyon wall...
 
2013-10-29 09:24:12 PM

TomD9938: FTA : After the ship hit the rocks, Ms Cemortan said the captain urged her to "save herself".

Do as I say and do as I do.


Likely he said this just after "swallow this so I don't get your clothes dirty."
 
2013-10-29 09:24:50 PM
Captain Schettino got his dick wet
Though it risked making his crew get rather upset.
When she hit her groove
He felt the ship move
And he asked, "Are we there yet?"
 
2013-10-29 09:28:26 PM

fusillade762: Kyosuke: Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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Top of her head is nice, isn't it.



For Farkers to better determine the sharpness of her knees.


The one on the right ought to give more head, she's got plenty to spare
 
2013-10-29 09:28:42 PM
And yet after the accident, she helped people into lifeboats while he fled like a coward.

Maybe next time SHE should be the Captain and he should be the whore.
 
2013-10-29 09:30:28 PM
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Oh come on.  Which of you HASN'T ripped the bottom out of a ship carrying 4000 passengers while getting a knobber on the bridge?

It happens.
 
2013-10-29 09:32:51 PM

studebaker hoch: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 304x405]

Oh come on.  Which of you HASN'T ripped the bottom out of a ship carrying 4000 passengers while getting a knobber on the bridge?

It happens.


I mean, that happened to me too; I just didn't think to blame my Indonesian helmsman.
 
2013-10-29 09:37:05 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Badmoodman: Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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Uh huh, that must be some bj to be worth 32 deaths.

Depends on how she finishes it.


He oversees the poop deck?
 
2013-10-29 09:37:28 PM
The captain had longed to gloat
Of a beej on the bridge of his boat.
He thrusted her skull,
A rock slammed the hull
And he came right down her throat.
 
2013-10-29 09:39:07 PM
What???  No references to "Whoratio Hornblower"?  "Captain's Head"?

/Farkers, I am disappoint...
 
2013-10-29 09:39:21 PM
"La Costa Concordia", the low budget non-union modern day version of Titanic, directed by Jaime Camereno.

Starring Erik Estrada as Capitan Schettino and Eiza Gonzalez as Senorita Cemortan.
 
2013-10-29 09:42:31 PM
eatin' fetus

The one on the right ought to give more head, she's got plenty to spare

I didn't know skinny girls were available in magnum size.
 
2013-10-29 09:42:49 PM

studebaker hoch: Oh come on.  Which of you HASN'T ripped the bottom out of a ship carrying 4000 passengers while getting a knobber on the bridge?

It happens.


Hey, hold-a ma vino and watch-a dis!


// he's going down.
 
2013-10-29 09:43:15 PM
umm captain that's not what the man by the ship's head......
 
2013-10-29 09:53:54 PM
That operation allowed divers to retrieve the remains of one of the two people still missing in the disaster, a young waiter. An Italian passenger, Maria Grazia Trecarichi, is still unaccounted for.

Umm, no. She was found.
 
2013-10-29 09:55:42 PM

Badmoodman: Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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Uh huh, that must be some bj to be worth 32 deaths.


Aren't they all?

//well, except for that one time...
 
2013-10-29 10:16:04 PM

FarkingReading: The captain had longed to gloat
Of a beej on the bridge of his boat.
He thrusted her skull,
A rock slammed the hull
And he came right down her throat.


Niiiice...now I could scrimshaw to that.
 
2013-10-29 10:16:41 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: That operation allowed divers to retrieve the remains of one of the two people still missing in the disaster, a young waiter. An Italian passenger, Maria Grazia Trecarichi, is still unaccounted for.

Umm, no. She was found.


"She sleeps with the fishes....the whore!"
 
2013-10-29 10:18:31 PM

Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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She seems to find something amusing, maybe they should try her as an accomplice.

/after all she probably played a role in the deaths of 32 people, plus 2,000,000 potential people
 
2013-10-29 10:31:16 PM
If there was justice in the world she would have bit down when the ship hit the rocks.
In which case, Captain Schettino would be known by his new nickname, Shorty.
 
2013-10-29 10:33:29 PM

OhioUGrad: Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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She seems to find something amusing, maybe they should try her as an accomplice.

/after all she probably played a role in the deaths of 32 people, plus 2,000,000 potential people


I don't really think "helping people to the lifeboats" is going to count against her, given that the captain had to be ordered back to the ship like a little biatch by the Italian Coast Guard. No matter what she was playing at before hand.
 
2013-10-29 10:34:18 PM

Kyosuke: Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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Top of her head is nice, isn't it.
~


Ha! Picture-choosing person went for the best PoV pic they could find. Brilliant work.
 
2013-10-29 10:35:04 PM

OhioUGrad: Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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She seems to find something amusing, maybe they should try her as an accomplice.

/after all she probably played a role in the deaths of 32 people, plus 2,000,000 potential people


Two million?

Christ, I knew we were cramming 'em in on cruise ships, but TWO FARKING MILLION?!?

/yes, I know it's a typo
//at least, I hope that's what you did
 
2013-10-29 10:38:19 PM
www.iconsoffright.com
 
2013-10-29 10:43:10 PM

Gyrfalcon: OhioUGrad: Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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She seems to find something amusing, maybe they should try her as an accomplice.

/after all she probably played a role in the deaths of 32 people, plus 2,000,000 potential people

I don't really think "helping people to the lifeboats" is going to count against her, given that the captain had to be ordered back to the ship like a little biatch by the Italian Coast Guard. No matter what she was playing at before hand.


Yeah, a Coast Guard officer was yelling at him, over the radio, to go back and take charge of the ship, but, I don't think he ever made it back to the ship, because he didn't feel good or his car needed an oil change or something.
 
2013-10-29 10:53:27 PM
I hope that WHEN Shettino goes to prison, they put him in one with sailors.  Merchant marine, military, coasties, any and all of them.

And give all those boys a whole week off work duty.

And all the rum they can drink.
 
2013-10-29 10:57:32 PM

UrinalPooper: If that's what Moldovan women look like I need to find Moldoland and visit there.


Moldoland?  What's wrong with you?  There are people from other countries on this site and they laugh at American's lack of knowledge about the rest of the world.  It's Moldovainia, idiot!  You really should visit that country.  You'll find that they greet you with a saucy smile and a twinkle in their eye, and those are the men.  The women are made of sterner stuff and will roll you in an alley for your Burger King coupons.
 
2013-10-29 10:58:42 PM
"When you are someone's lover, no-one asks you for a ticket."

I don't know. I'm my wife's lover, but I've never gotten a free cruise out of it.
 
2013-10-29 11:14:49 PM

Clutch2013: OhioUGrad: Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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She seems to find something amusing, maybe they should try her as an accomplice.

/after all she probably played a role in the deaths of 32 people, plus 2,000,000 potential people

Two million?

Christ, I knew we were cramming 'em in on cruise ships, but TWO FARKING MILLION?!?

/yes, I know it's a typo
//at least, I hope that's what you did


had to do with the headline "going down on the captain while his ship is going down", I'm sure you can figure it out from there.
 
2013-10-29 11:19:35 PM

UrinalPooper: If that's what Moldovan women look like I need to find Moldoland and visit there.


Some hip Moldovan young adults, for your enjoyment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
 
2013-10-29 11:22:28 PM

OhioUGrad: Clutch2013: OhioUGrad: Demetrius: Totally worth it...

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She seems to find something amusing, maybe they should try her as an accomplice.

/after all she probably played a role in the deaths of 32 people, plus 2,000,000 potential people

Two million?

Christ, I knew we were cramming 'em in on cruise ships, but TWO FARKING MILLION?!?

/yes, I know it's a typo
//at least, I hope that's what you did

had to do with the headline "going down on the captain while his ship is going down", I'm sure you can figure it out from there.


Oh, You.

/grad.
 
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