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(io9)   The thirteen biggest assholes in Greek mythology. Is anyone a bigger ass than Odin?   (io9.com) divider line 16
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2013-10-29 08:40:22 PM
3 votes:
Don't all Greeks have big assholes?

/uranus
2013-10-30 02:42:46 AM
2 votes:

Genju: CygnusDarius: CygnusDarius: Well, to be fair, even the Greek Heroes were dicks. I mean, just look at the son of Oedipus and his six companions.

Fixed that for me.

History's biggest motherfarker.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj-R3fIF2jM

/obligatory
2013-10-30 01:57:31 AM
2 votes:

CygnusDarius: CygnusDarius: Well, to be fair, even the Greek Heroes were dicks. I mean, just look at the son of Oedipus and his six companions.

Fixed that for me.


History's biggest motherfarker.
2013-10-30 02:21:55 PM
1 votes:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Ares was the biggest asshole god. Murderer, rapist,  philanderer and father of mass-murderers Deimos and Phobos, even the Greeks didn't like his ass. He was the god of war, and not in a good way. He was insatiable in battle, and a psycho in peace-time. Zeus, his father didn't even like him. He was a bad god and should feel bad.


Yeah, this. The Greeks had two war gods, really. Athena was the goddess of warfare, per se: strategy, tactics, armies, glory, and the like. Ares was the god of whacking shiat with pointy things until it fell down.
2013-10-30 08:56:39 AM
1 votes:
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"Who you callin' an asshole, io9?"
2013-10-30 03:29:32 AM
1 votes:
Darth Macho:

You don't punish asshole characters by giving them kickass spinoff adventures.

You do if it's Fox and they cancel after five episodes aired out of order.
2013-10-30 02:18:54 AM
1 votes:

Genju: CygnusDarius: CygnusDarius: Well, to be fair, even the Greek Heroes were dicks. I mean, just look at the son of Oedipus and his six companions.

Fixed that for me.

History's biggest motherfarker.


Well, you can't deny that he loved his mother.
2013-10-30 12:48:23 AM
1 votes:

Arkanaut: Is anyone a bigger ass than Odin?

Yeah.  Isis.


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2013-10-30 12:36:52 AM
1 votes:
Still, you have to love a god dumb enough to be unable to tell the difference between a baby god and a rock.
2013-10-30 12:26:35 AM
1 votes:
My WiFi is named Medea.  Why?  It will come back to bite me in the ass, I'm sure.
2013-10-29 10:22:28 PM
1 votes:

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Don't forget all the stories with semen in them.

/Ask Athens how their city was founded. I dare you.
//Cripple rape and wool semen, is the answer.


You called?
2013-10-29 10:16:20 PM
1 votes:
Don't forget all the stories with semen in them.

/Ask Athens how their city was founded. I dare you.
//Cripple rape and wool semen, is the answer.
2013-10-29 10:02:50 PM
1 votes:
Loki, because he killed Dumbledore.
2013-10-29 08:37:21 PM
1 votes:
Like being the eagle that has to feast on Prometheus' guts for eternity is a picnic.

The eternal executioner never gets any sympathy but that eagle must feel absolutely HORRIBLE and must desperately want some leafy greens or an aperitif.
2013-10-29 08:25:38 PM
1 votes:
Polytheistic gods tended to all be petty and vengeful.  It's how people explained the horrible things that happened in life beyond their control.  Hell, even the Old Testament Judeo-Christian god is a raging asshole who advocates genocide.
2013-10-29 08:25:04 PM
1 votes:
Way to troll in the headline, Subby.

But no Eris? She (kinda) started the Trojan War because she wasn't invited to a wedding.
 
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