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(TMZ)   Mike Tyson gives Chris Brown an ultimatum: "Stop punching people or I'll kick your ass"   (tmz.com) divider line 91
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2013-10-29 09:19:42 PM  
When it comes to being an honorable dude concerning women Tyson has no room to talk
 
2013-10-29 09:27:09 PM  
didn't he rape a chick?
 
2013-10-29 09:28:45 PM  

cman: When it comes to being an honorable dude concerning women Tyson has no room to talk


ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?


Done in 1 & 2.

Nice He(t)ro(ll) tag too.
 
2013-10-29 09:33:49 PM  
I'd still like to see it.
 
2013-10-29 09:36:35 PM  
Did Chris Brown just say shenanigans again?
 
2013-10-29 09:38:19 PM  
Someone check to see if Chris Brown still has both his ears.
 
2013-10-29 09:38:39 PM  
Those two should duke it out. Whoever loses, we win.
 
2013-10-29 09:44:12 PM  

ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?


No, he got falsely accused of rape, but no one believed him, because who's gonna believe a guy with the moniker "baddest man on the planet"?
 
2013-10-29 09:46:08 PM  
So, is this how Tyson learned not to bite and rape?  I don't want to meet the man that could threaten Tyson like that.
 
2013-10-29 09:46:54 PM  
the ears, mike! go for the ears!

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2013-10-29 09:50:07 PM  

ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?


I'm sorry, but I think Robbin Givens was lying.
 
2013-10-29 09:50:19 PM  

ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?


No.  However, I can see why so many people thought so we he was accused.

He's still crazy, but he's come a long way since those days.
 
2013-10-29 09:51:15 PM  

SomeTexan: ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?

No.  However, I can see why so many people thought so wewhen he was accused.

 
2013-10-29 09:51:58 PM  
I like MT after hating him for most of my life. The guy made mistakes, but owned up to them and has found himself a better person.
 
2013-10-29 09:52:34 PM  

ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?


Yeah but then he was in The Hangover
 
2013-10-29 10:03:15 PM  
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I guess he's already promoting.
 
2013-10-29 10:08:53 PM  

fusillade762: Those two should duke it out. Whoever loses, we win.


Do you seriously see any possible scenario, not including a weapon, where Chris Brown would win in a fight against Tyson?
 
2013-10-29 10:09:19 PM  
Every time a douche KOs another douche an angel gets its wings.
 
2013-10-29 10:13:02 PM  
I'd pay good money to see that.
 
2013-10-29 10:20:02 PM  
Well it's obvious few RTFA.
 
2013-10-29 10:21:26 PM  

thunderchunk jones: fusillade762: Those two should duke it out. Whoever loses, we win.

Do you seriously see any possible scenario, not including a weapon, where Chris Brown would win in a fight against Tyson?


We drop Brown on Tyson from 7500 feet up in a helicopter?
 
2013-10-29 10:22:37 PM  
Good on Mike. He got his shiat together the last few years and I wish him the best.

And fark anyone snarking on him over his conviction. He's done his time and paid his debt to society so fark right off.
 
2013-10-29 10:23:09 PM  

SmitetheRighteous: Well it's obvious few RTFA.


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2013-10-29 10:25:06 PM  

cman: When it comes to being an honorable dude concerning women Tyson has no room to talk



Married Robin Givens because she said she was pregnant. Never raped Desiree Washington - look into it.

What else you got?
 
2013-10-29 10:32:06 PM  

GungFu: cman: When it comes to being an honorable dude concerning women Tyson has no room to talk


Married Robin Givens because she said she was pregnant. Never raped Desiree Washington - look into it.

What else you got?


Didn't he punch some chick?
 
2013-10-29 10:36:06 PM  

SomeTexan: ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?

No.  However, I can see why so many people thought so we he was accused.

He's still crazy, but he's come a long way since those days.


Uh, no dude. Tyson maintains he was innocent, but was convicted in court and served three years in the pen accordingly. Tyson is a convicted rapist in the eyes of the law. To say otherwise is spurious.
 
2013-10-29 10:36:51 PM  

thunderchunk jones: fusillade762: Those two should duke it out. Whoever loses, we win.

Do you seriously see any possible scenario, not including a weapon, where Chris Brown would win in a fight against Tyson?


Exactly.
 
2013-10-29 10:45:36 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: GungFu: cman: When it comes to being an honorable dude concerning women Tyson has no room to talk


Married Robin Givens because she said she was pregnant. Never raped Desiree Washington - look into it.

What else you got?

Didn't he punch some chick?


I expect you to have read she also died from that punch.
 
2013-10-29 10:52:00 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: SomeTexan: ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?

No.  However, I can see why so many people thought so we he was accused.

He's still crazy, but he's come a long way since those days.

Uh, no dude. Tyson maintains he was innocent, but was convicted in court and served three years in the pen accordingly. Tyson is a convicted rapist in the eyes of the law. To say otherwise is spurious.



For a guy to have maintained his innocence from the get-go, to having done his time, and will hold his hand up to anything he's ever done that wasn't honourable - but not that he was a raper of Desiree Washington, then to me, it suggests that he might actually be talking the truth.

And looking at Desiree Washington's story, hmm, if it wasn't Tyson, it would have been someone else of note, of money and celebrity.
 
2013-10-29 10:53:34 PM  

ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?


Nope.
 
2013-10-29 10:57:57 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?

Nope.


A court of law says he did. Why are you all white-knighting the guy? I understand hes trying to turn his life around these days, but the fact of the matter is Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist. Saying otherwise and going *LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOUUUU* doesn't change that fact.
 
2013-10-29 10:59:54 PM  

Infernalist: Good on Mike. He got his shiat together the last few years...


Not really.


Infernalist:
And fark anyone snarking on him over his conviction. He's done his time and paid his debt to society so fark right off.


If this level of snark upsets you, perhaps FARK isn't the place for you.
 
2013-10-29 10:59:57 PM  
I wish Mike Tyson would rape Chris Brown "until the room stank."
 
2013-10-29 11:05:29 PM  
He will rape Chris Brown until Chris loves him.
 
2013-10-29 11:06:59 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?

Nope.

A court of law says he did. Why are you all white-knighting the guy? I understand hes trying to turn his life around these days, but the fact of the matter is Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist. Saying otherwise and going *LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOUUUU* doesn't change that fact.


It's just not safe to be black and white with your thinking.  For instance, you keep using 'in a court of law', as if it were the golden writ.  In recent months, it was upheld that a living man was legally dead, despite being present in the courtroom appealing the ruling.

A living man, who by your definition (not the scientific one!), was now by the court of law, dead.
 
2013-10-29 11:08:15 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: SomeTexan: ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?

No.  However, I can see why so many people thought so we he was accused.

He's still crazy, but he's come a long way since those days.

Uh, no dude. Tyson maintains he was innocent, but was convicted in court and served three years in the pen accordingly. Tyson is a convicted rapist in the eyes of the law. To say otherwise is spurious.


But I thought this was Fark, where all aspects of the American justice system are suspect, especially regarding a black man.

/haven't heard of any reasonable evidence that he is innocent yet.
 
2013-10-29 11:21:41 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: Kentucky Fried Children: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?

Nope.

A court of law says he did. Why are you all white-knighting the guy? I understand hes trying to turn his life around these days, but the fact of the matter is Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist. Saying otherwise and going *LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOUUUU* doesn't change that fact.

It's just not safe to be black and white with your thinking.  For instance, you keep using 'in a court of law', as if it were the golden writ.  In recent months, it was upheld that a living man was legally dead, despite being present in the courtroom appealing the ruling.

A living man, who by your definition (not the scientific one!), was now by the court of law, dead.


I'll grant you the "not everything is black and white / shades of gray" line of arguing, and agree the court system is fallible in this country... however, where is the proof supporting Tyson's supposition of innocence, besides some dudes on Fark saying it is so? Citation needed, and all that.

In the meantime, I'll tend to side with the doctor who examined Ms. Washington and testified her physical ailments were consistent with that of a rape victim, over some interwebs conjecture.
 
2013-10-29 11:28:53 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: GungFu: cman: When it comes to being an honorable dude concerning women Tyson has no room to talk


Married Robin Givens because she said she was pregnant. Never raped Desiree Washington - look into it.

What else you got?

Didn't he punch some chick?


Probably. He was a professional boxer. He punched a lot of people over the years.
 
2013-10-29 11:30:42 PM  
Does he still have face tats or was it just Sharpie?
 
2013-10-29 11:44:38 PM  

thunderchunk jones: fusillade762: Those two should duke it out. Whoever loses, we win.

Do you seriously see any possible scenario, not including a weapon, where Chris Brown would win in a fight against Tyson?


The same way he does other ones? (Hint: Bodyguards)
 
2013-10-30 12:29:13 AM  

Kentucky Fried Children: DeathByGeekSquad: Kentucky Fried Children: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?

I'll grant you the "not everything is black and white / shades of gray" line of arguing, and agree the court system is fallible in this country... however, where is the proof supporting Tyson's supposition of innocence, besides some dudes on Fark saying it is so? Citation needed, and all that.


It was a he/said/she said kind of thing, and most people believed her, including the court.  It was rough sex, and she changed her mind in the middle.  Tyson should have stopped at that point.  According to her, he didn't.
 
2013-10-30 12:35:46 AM  
Whatever Tyson did, I give him points for turning his life in the direction it is headed. The dude genuinely wants to be a better man, and the blunt honesty is refreshing.

"I'm a motherfarker. I'm a bad guy sometimes," Tyson told reporters. "I did a lot of bad things, and I want to be forgiven. So in order for me to be forgiven, I hope they can forgive me. I wanna change my life, I wanna live a different life now. I wanna live my sober life. I don't wanna die. "
 
2013-10-30 12:51:25 AM  
"Chris should know this ... if you're not humble in this world, this world will thrust humbleness upon you."

Try selling that message to Kanye West.
 
2013-10-30 01:14:12 AM  
He should kick his ass anyway.
 
2013-10-30 01:22:59 AM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?

Nope.


Da Nile ain't just a river in Egypt.
 
2013-10-30 01:39:25 AM  
Mike Tyson is farking awesome. Anyone say otherwise and I eat your children.
 
2013-10-30 01:54:06 AM  

ilikeracecars: didn't he rape a chick?


Well, since he was convicted, it is reasonable to say the law has spoken, and yes he did. On the other hand, one could point to reasonable doubt - the accuser had previously falsely accused a man of rape, but that info never made it into trial.  There is actually a book out there that covers this..   Add to that, Mike Tyson was who he was, a very menacing and the self-proclaimed "baddest man on the planet", unlikely a jury would afford him the benefit of doubt that he was supposedly entitled to.

Mike is the poster child for poor life decisions.  He had fame and fortune, squandered it all and got himself sent to prison for a while.  I suspect he likes Chris Brown and doesn't want to see him make the same mistakes he did, so his threats aren't literal.  It is just Mike's way of imparting fatherly advice.
 
2013-10-30 02:12:57 AM  

Uranus Is Huge!: I wish Mike Tyson would rape Chris Brown "until the room stank."


Totally going to use that! Thanks
 
2013-10-30 02:25:14 AM  
Whether Mike did or didn't rape Desree Washington and/or Robin Givens is a moot point at this juncture - the fact is, we would all like to see him beat the holy bejeebus out of Chris Brown.

/repentant a-hole beats unrepentant a-hole every time
 
2013-10-30 02:40:15 AM  
So, I know this is fark and all, but if anyone actually watched the video and listened to what Mike Tyson said, it was pretty much the opposite of the headline straight out says here and what the TMZ story was implying.

Mike mostly talked about CB's anger issues and how he needs to get it together and stop doing it or someone (not him) is going to bring him down.

He also said one of the smartest things I've ever heard too, ""Chris should know this ... if you're not humble in this world, this world will thrust humbleness upon you."

But please go ahead and continue making it about Tyson and not the fact that people are still glorifying that no-talent ass-clown even though he's proven himself to be no better than a screaming 8 year old having a tantrum in the supermarket.
 
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