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(Daily Kos)   Dick Cheney says Iraq war worth it because now we know they didn't have WMD. YOU'RE WELCOME   (dailykos.com) divider line 47
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2013-10-29 09:21:08 PM
12 votes:
boskolives.files.wordpress.com
2013-10-29 09:00:43 PM
7 votes:
Christ what a Republican
2013-10-29 10:04:39 PM
6 votes:

roadkillontheweb: They better install one of those huge toilet paper dispensers on his headstone when he dies, People will be lining up to take a dump on his grave, because spitting or pissing on it just isn't good enough!


Which would be a terrible thing to do. Have you no compassion? No consideration for others? Why would you advocate doing such an awful thing, knowing how all that crap would get all over the shoes of the tapdancers?
2013-10-29 08:34:16 PM
6 votes:
Maybe we should invade Israel to make sure THEY don't have nuclear weapons.

Who's with me?
2013-10-29 04:48:02 PM
5 votes:
What we gain and my concern was then and it remains today is that the biggest threat we face is the possibility of terrorist groups like al Qaeda equipped with weapons of mass destruction, with nukes, bugs or gas. That was the threat after 9/11 and when we took down Saddam Hussein we eliminated Iraq as a potential source of that.

If your biggest concern was eliminating potential sources of weapons for terrorists, why is it that you shot some old Texas lawyer instead of Rumsfeld or yourself?
2013-10-29 09:26:47 PM
4 votes:
I bet his browser history features a Google search for "urine-resistant concrete coffin". Never too early to start planning ahead.
2013-10-29 09:27:26 PM
3 votes:
And now Harry Whittington knows the chamber on Dick's shotgun is empty.
2013-10-29 09:24:08 PM
3 votes:
They better install one of those huge toilet paper dispensers on his headstone when he dies, People will be lining up to take a dump on his grave, because spitting or pissing on it just isn't good enough!
2013-10-29 09:17:46 PM
3 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Maybe we should invade Israel to make sure THEY don't have nuclear weapons.

Who's with me?


cdn.meme.li
2013-10-30 09:48:55 AM
2 votes:

Prophet of Loss: You Are All Sheep: I'm curious after he passes away how many people will road trip to piss on his grave.

They better install good drainage.



There will be so much urine around Cheney's grave, a lifeguard will be needed.
2013-10-30 12:22:03 AM
2 votes:
Remember when the US belligerently attacked another nation so a few already rich people could get more rich?

Those were good times.  I'm sure glad we did that.  I can think of more than a few ways my life is much better for it.
2013-10-29 11:39:13 PM
2 votes:
This is a guinea worm (Dracunculus medinensis):

www.malevolentdesign.org

D. medinensis is a parasite which has been reported in humans, dogs, cats, horses, cattle, and other animals in Africa and Asia. It enters a host by way of host ingestion of stagnant water contaminated with copepods (water fleas) infested with guinea worm larvae. The adult worm grows within the host and eventually moves downwards, usually to the lower leg, through the subcutaneous tissues it leads to intense pain localized to its path of travel. The painful, burning sensation experienced by infected people has led to the disease being called "the fiery serpent". Other symptoms include fever, nausea, and vomiting. Once a Guinea worm begins emerging, the first step is to do a controlled submersion of the affected area in a bucket of water. This causes the worm to discharge many of its larva, making it less infectious. The water is then discarded on the ground far away from any water source. Submersion results in subjective relief of the burning sensation and makes subsequent extraction of the worm easier. To extract the worm, a person must wrap the live worm around a piece of gauze or a stick. The process can be long, taking anywhere from hours to months. It is of great importance not to break the worm when pulling it out. Broken worms have a tendency to putrefy or petrify. Putrefaction leads to the skin sloughing off around the worm. Petrification is a problem if the worm is in a joint or wrapped around a vein or other important area.

Dick Cheney is the only person who ever lived who actually deserves guinea worms. Sadly, they are repulsed by him and will have nothing to do with him.
2013-10-29 10:55:52 PM
2 votes:
It may just be me, but between this story and the Kasich story the Hero story is getting abused to the point where it needs to be in a therapist's office pointing on the doll where fark touched it.
2013-10-29 10:16:39 PM
2 votes:
Yeah but 0bummer has a crappy website. BSAB.
2013-10-29 10:00:43 PM
2 votes:
Dick Cheney;  Still actively evil.

Joe Biden;  Not actively evil.

Let's see if the TEA Toddlers can tell the difference.
2013-10-29 09:31:39 PM
2 votes:
go fark yourself, mr. cheney.
2013-10-29 07:40:34 PM
2 votes:
Darth Cheney needs to get tossed down a Death Star power shaft.
2013-10-29 05:28:36 PM
2 votes:

Chariset: gaslight: The man's shameless.

And heartless.


Not anymore. All he needed was the heart of an innocent young boy to restore his vigor.

I suppose that means his lifetime of heart troubles are behind him at last, and we can look forward to many more years of this Dick.

hurray
2013-10-29 05:25:32 PM
2 votes:

SHUT UP DICK CHENEY, YOU COCK

2013-10-31 05:54:24 AM
1 votes:

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: He's like the baby Free Republic and Youtube comments would have together.  It's almost adorable.


A baby named Damion?
2013-10-30 11:05:47 AM
1 votes:

vicepresidents.com

2013-10-30 08:42:16 AM
1 votes:
Just noticed this went green at 9:11 last night.


Well played modmins. Well played indeed.
2013-10-30 05:29:40 AM
1 votes:
This guy should turn even the hardcore religious into atheists.
2013-10-30 12:50:55 AM
1 votes:

Tax Boy: TheOmni: Chariset: gaslight: The man's shameless.

And heartless.  Void of compassion.  Lacking in conscience.

Also a war criminal.

Even George W Bush says that Dick is a killer.


What would he know.  He has Alzheimer's.

http://www.globemagazine.com/story/975
2013-10-29 11:59:21 PM
1 votes:
I remember photoshopping this when Cheney went to some big funeral.

growlersoftware.com

And the corollary was to photoshop him at a packers game

growlersoftware.com
2013-10-29 11:52:02 PM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-10-29 11:49:47 PM
1 votes:

The Why Not Guy: Hey, save a slice of that blame pie for the 70% of Americans who couldn't be bothered to spend the five seconds necessary to realize the administration's claims simply didn't add up. Of course, you'll have trouble finding them... none of them admit it now.


And each and every Tea Party supporter will claim to have been one of the "Good Germans" when their smoke clears to reveal the burned out wreckage of this once-proud, former world power.
2013-10-29 11:28:39 PM
1 votes:

cchris_39: fusillade762: cchris_39: The reading comprehension around here is somewhere between Creationist Peter and Feral Peter.

Please enlighten us, o wise one: which part of this quote are we misinterpreting?

"What we gain and my concern was then and it remains today is that the biggest threat we face is the possibility of terrorist groups like al Qaeda equipped with weapons of mass destruction, with nukes, bugs or gas. That was the threat after 9/11 and when we took down Saddam Hussein we eliminated Iraq as a potential source of that."

I read it more as Michael Corleone saying he has eliminated you as a threat. Just seems to be a better contextual fit.


Wut? We lost thousands of our citizens, we killed hundreds of thousands of humans, we created thousands of radicals who now have reason to harm us, we spent trillions, we blew our first shot and trimming our deficit since WW2-

All that and you think of gangster movies? I am speechless
2013-10-29 11:23:05 PM
1 votes:

b2theory: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: There haven't been five people who have done more damage to their own country than this guy, discounting Confederate traitors.

That's like saying Germany has had some poor leaders, discounting the ones who murdered an entire race.

The enslavers/constitution shredders are still at the top of the list of American villains. They died without honour.


I can think of one man who would be very glad indeed to know that Cheney existed, namely, Benedict Arnold. "Now someone else's name can become synonymous with treason. Some has finally surpassed me."
2013-10-29 11:14:14 PM
1 votes:

bindlestiff2600: Marcus Aurelius: Maybe we should invade Israel to make sure THEY don't have nuclear weapons.

Who's with me?

sounds good
perhaps invade them twice just to make sure


i78.photobucket.com
2013-10-29 11:06:49 PM
1 votes:
FACT: Dick Cheney enjoys a smoothie each morning made from peaches, strawberries, blueberries, a banana, greek yogurt, orphan tears, and a live puppy.
2013-10-29 10:48:34 PM
1 votes:

TheOmni: Chariset: gaslight: The man's shameless.

And heartless.  Void of compassion.  Lacking in conscience.

Also a war criminal.


But other than that, he's an okay guy.

Well, he can't shoot for shiat, but he's okay.
2013-10-29 10:47:05 PM
1 votes:
He used to be pretty cool back in the day.
Word to your mother.


1.bp.blogspot.com
I'm Dick Cheney, yes I'm the real Cheney
All you other Dick Cheneys are just imitating
2013-10-29 10:35:55 PM
1 votes:
Cheney is what happens when you give a serial killer political, economic, and military power.
2013-10-29 10:16:27 PM
1 votes:
We so badly need a [derp] tag.
2013-10-29 10:10:36 PM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: What a c*nt.


Don't you dare connect that man with such a lovely thing.
/Just sayin'
2013-10-29 09:59:30 PM
1 votes:
simpsonswiki.com

Money well spent.
2013-10-29 09:56:58 PM
1 votes:
Doesn't he have some friend to shoot in the face? Then make the friend apologize to him.

Maybe he's run out of friends.
2013-10-29 09:49:41 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Please enlighten us, o wise one: which part of this quote are we misinterpreting?

"What we gain and my concern was then and it remains today is that the biggest threat we face is the possibility of terrorist groups like al Qaeda equipped with weapons of mass destruction, with nukes, bugs or gas. That was the threat after 9/11 and when we took down Saddam Hussein we eliminated Iraq as a potential source of that."


Let's invade Canada and cross them off as a potential source as well.
2013-10-29 09:41:14 PM
1 votes:
This guy is coming back as a toilet brush.
2013-10-29 09:38:51 PM
1 votes:
Dick "Dick" Cheney
2013-10-29 09:36:41 PM
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: Chariset: gaslight: The man's shameless.

And heartless.

Not anymore. All he needed was the heart of an innocent young boy to restore his vigor.

I suppose that means his lifetime of heart troubles are behind him at last, and we can look forward to many more years of this Dick.

hurray


If there is any justice in the world The Fates sent that heart his way to enable him to have the strength for a long, painful and ultimately unsuccessful battle with a particularly aggressive form of ass cancer.
2013-10-29 09:32:11 PM
1 votes:
I'm sure Darrell Issa is on the case.

Right?
2013-10-29 09:29:56 PM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: What a c*nt.


fark off. coonts are awesome.
2013-10-29 09:22:26 PM
1 votes:
If I was responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people in a just war, it would fark with me. But this cock is making quips about Iraq like it wasn't a farking travesty.

What's he doing going on book tours anyway? He has to have more money than he can spend for the rest of his short ass life. Sure he has a new heart but the rest of him is still 100.
2013-10-29 05:40:50 PM
1 votes:

nekom: SHUT UP DICK CHENEY, YOU COCK

2013-10-29 04:35:38 PM
1 votes:
The man's shameless.
 
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