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(Times Union)   The Jonas Brothers are breaking up. I think I'll go cut myself   (timesunion.com) divider line 54
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2013-10-29 02:28:26 PM
Once boy band members start taking nude or semi-nude selfies, kiss 'em good buy girls, because they are gone!

I think I know a guy who is in the run-up to be the next Wolverine. What? I just googled the Jonas Brothers to see how old they are now.

Old enough, girls, old enough. One of them looks like Mr. Bean.
 
2013-10-29 02:37:35 PM
Ohhh man. Mickey is going to be PISSED!
 
2013-10-29 02:38:27 PM
I didn't even know they were still around. Next thing you'll tell me the Hanson brothers are still performing.
 
2013-10-29 02:44:30 PM
first the beatles, then pink floyd, now the jonas brothers
 
2013-10-29 04:00:25 PM
I thought this had already been announced weeks ago.
 
2013-10-29 04:01:41 PM
i755.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-29 04:06:05 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooope, not familiar with their work.
 
2013-10-29 04:44:58 PM
...another slice of cheesecake?
 
2013-10-29 05:19:35 PM
The Jonas Brothers aren't about music. They are about rebellion - about political and social upheaval!
 
2013-10-29 05:31:12 PM

scottydoesntknow: Ohhh man. Mickey is going to be PISSED!


That's Mr. Mouse to you motherfarker...
 
2013-10-29 05:32:18 PM
First Lou Reed and now this?
 
2013-10-29 05:46:48 PM
B-b-b-b-b-but...who's gonna suck sh*t now?
 
2013-10-29 05:51:41 PM
My purity ring is gonna be worth a fortune.
 
2013-10-29 05:52:37 PM
The Gallagher brothers and Davies brothers send their regards.
 
2013-10-29 05:52:56 PM
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2013-10-29 05:54:11 PM

farkingismybusiness: First Lou Reed and now this?


I was in a bar the other day and decided to play a song by Lou Reed on the jukebox. Not a bad song, but I guess bad enough to make one person say, "Who played this shiatty song?"

Really? I farking hear some of the worst music played on the jukebox but not enough to be an ass about it.
 
2013-10-29 05:57:01 PM
Slice along the veins, not across. See ya later.
 
2013-10-29 06:07:22 PM
I had no idea they were still dating
 
2013-10-29 06:08:27 PM
Ambivalence:

I didn't even know they were still around. Next thing you'll tell me the Hanson brothers are still performing.

Hanson is still around and performing. Mrs. Buzzhead just saw them in Milwaukee a few weeks back. She said it was a sold out show too. Her first solo night out since we had our kid. For my first solo night out I chose a Dying Fetus concert. Our tastes in music differ, obviously.
 
2013-10-29 06:08:27 PM
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2013-10-29 06:09:28 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: scottydoesntknow: Ohhh man. Mickey is going to be PISSED!

That's Mr. Mouse to you motherfarker...


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skinink: farkingismybusiness: First Lou Reed and now this?

I was in a bar the other day and decided to play a song by Lou Reed on the jukebox. Not a bad song, but I guess bad enough to make one person say, "Who played this shiatty song?"

Really? I farking hear some of the worst music played on the jukebox but not enough to be an ass about it.


I bet they love taking the Jonas Brothers' hot foam in their faces.
expressmilwaukee.com
 
2013-10-29 06:15:04 PM
I too am going to cut myself..

..a big 'ol slice of I Don' t Care pie.
 
2013-10-29 06:17:50 PM
Now if only we could get Justin Beiber to blow his brains out.
 
2013-10-29 06:22:50 PM

TV's Vinnie: Now if only we could get Justin Beiber to blow his brains out.


Oh I forgot about her, is she still a celebrity? It seems weeks since there was any mention of her on Fark.
 
2013-10-29 06:24:45 PM
At least Hanson is still together, right?
 
2013-10-29 06:41:21 PM
MMMMMMMMBop! Indeed!
 
2013-10-29 06:44:43 PM
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2013-10-29 07:10:44 PM

TV's Vinnie: Now if only we could get Justin Beiber to blow his brains out.


That's the last thing we want. Kurt Cobain and Nirvana might be obscure by now if he had not killed himself.
 
2013-10-29 07:24:13 PM
I wish my lawn was Emo...
 
2013-10-29 07:29:18 PM
This thread is fantastic.
 
2013-10-29 07:46:17 PM

StrikitRich: At least Hanson is still together, right?


From the little I have heard, Hanson's music grew up as they did. I have heard stuff from their later years that I really liked. I don't know if the same holds true for the Jonas Bros., I have never heard anything by them.
 
2013-10-29 07:51:55 PM
In my day, the top boy band was the Sex Pistols.  Oh how we as a culture have fallen . . . .
 
2013-10-29 08:07:34 PM

YoOjo: Oh I forgot about her, is she still a celebrity? It seems weeks since there was any mention of her on Fark.


Her 15 minutes are just about up soon. You need something called "talent" to transition into an adult "musician" role.

/With all these tools out of the way, fear for what they'll unleash on us next...
 
2013-10-29 08:16:39 PM

AliceBToklasLives: In my day, the top boy band was the Sex Pistols.  Oh how we as a culture have fallen . . . .


In the U.S.???
 
2013-10-29 08:45:13 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: AliceBToklasLives: In my day, the top boy band was the Sex Pistols.  Oh how we as a culture have fallen . . . .

In the U.S.???


"His day" was probably 1987.

/and yes, The Sex Pistols fit every definition of a boy band.
//except there wasn't a gay one
///I don't think
 
2013-10-29 08:47:26 PM

AliceBToklasLives: In my day, the top boy band was the Sex Pistols.  Oh how we as a culture have fallen . . . .


I know, right? I mean, boy bands these days don't even sing about abortion or anarchy anymore, freaking lame!
 
2013-10-29 09:08:44 PM
So....they aren't going to be brothers anymore?
 
2013-10-29 09:36:08 PM
It still upsets me to this day that their set at Woodstock didn't make the final version of the film.
 
2013-10-29 09:52:06 PM

Earl Green: It still upsets me to this day that their set at Woodstock didn't make the final version of the film.


What would Ed Sullivan do?  Or Dick Clark?  Or Murray the K?
 
2013-10-29 09:55:19 PM
So ticket sales must be slow.
 
2013-10-29 10:04:41 PM

AliceBToklasLives: In my day, the top boy band was the Sex Pistols.  Oh how we as a culture have fallen . . . .


You're conveniently forgetting Leif Garrett, the Bay City Rollers, John Travolta's musical career, and disco. You sound pretty old, so this may indicate the early stages of Alzheimer's. Talk to your doctor.
 
2013-10-29 10:19:09 PM
A BOY band?

Those guys look OLD!!!!
 
2013-10-29 10:59:05 PM
i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-29 11:09:55 PM
They were still around?
 
2013-10-29 11:17:25 PM

Dwight_Yeast: B.L.Z. Bub: AliceBToklasLives: In my day, the top boy band was the Sex Pistols.  Oh how we as a culture have fallen . . . .

In the U.S.???

"His day" was probably 1987.



In "his day", the top boy band was the Vienna Boys Choir.

/I'm probably older than him though.
 
2013-10-29 11:22:37 PM

Anthracite: A BOY band?

Those guys look OLD!!!!


When that's how you got famous and you don't reinvent yourself, you'll always be a boy band.
 
2013-10-30 12:08:05 AM
They couldn't decide who should be top, bottom and middle and the discord carried over into their musical act.
 
2013-10-30 01:10:51 AM

12349876: Anthracite: A BOY band?

Those guys look OLD!!!!

When that's how you got famous and you don't reinvent yourself, you'll always be a boy band.


Names like Old Men On The Block, and  Men To Men, sounds kind ofcreepy though.
 
2013-10-30 04:23:17 AM

TommyymmoT: 12349876: Anthracite: A BOY band?

Those guys look OLD!!!!

When that's how you got famous and you don't reinvent yourself, you'll always be a boy band.

Names like Old Men On The Block, and  Men To Men, sounds kind ofcreepy though.


Men to Men sounds like a band born in The Castro in San Francisco.

I was watching, well background watching, Chelsea Lately & was wondering who the was gay guy she had on. When it ended she said Joe Jonas. Then I got why everyone things the guy is gay. I'm a bit old for their music. So I'd never seen them in anything but pics on gossip sites.
 
2013-10-30 05:47:18 AM
First time I saw the Jonas Brothers was the fall of '76 at CBGB on a slow Tuesday night.  They were raw and unpolished but I saw a spark of talent.  Not only did they seem to understand what their audience wanted they could have cared less.
 
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