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(Ottawa Sun)   Oh sure, shoot the first guy trying to warn you about the zombies   (ottawasun.com) divider line 46
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2013-10-29 11:29:35 AM
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2013-10-29 11:29:40 AM
And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.
 
2013-10-29 11:29:56 AM
I hate zombies, too.
But I don't go ranting about them.
Well, when they cut me off because they are too busy talking and not watching where they are going. . .
 
2013-10-29 11:31:29 AM
I'm sick of hearing about zombies. They used to be awesome, but now every moron and their mother takes ideas of a zombie apocalypse seriously.

/kill yourself
 
2013-10-29 11:36:27 AM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: I'm sick of hearing about zombies. They used to be awesome, but now every moron and their mother takes ideas of a zombie apocalypse seriously.

/kill yourself


Why? They will just come back.
 
2013-10-29 11:36:51 AM
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2013-10-29 11:37:08 AM

Giltric: And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.


Uhh, they had called 911, the guy was out back screaming about hurting people, and he smashed his way into the house violently. I wish as much as you that everyone would have gone about the night un-shot, but I can't fault the homeowner for airing out an obviously dangerous loon.
 
2013-10-29 11:42:12 AM

Giltric: And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.


0/10

Nobody's that retarded.
 
2013-10-29 11:42:42 AM

Giltric: And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.


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Seriously, I don't care what color you are (white, brown, yellow, green, purple), you break into my house after screaming about hurting me and my family, you are gonna get shot.
 
2013-10-29 11:48:49 AM

Mentalpatient87: Giltric: And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.

Uhh, they had called 911, the guy was out back screaming about hurting people, and he smashed his way into the house violently. I wish as much as you that everyone would have gone about the night un-shot, but I can't fault the homeowner for airing out an obviously dangerous loon.



sethen320: Giltric: And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.

0/10

Nobody's that retarded.


Should probably bump up that score to a 1/10 at least.
 
2013-10-29 11:54:54 AM

Giltric: And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.



Obviously this man is a necrophile thinking he can hide behind "stand your grave" laws.  Nothing to worry about, you can head out there and become the new Al Sharpton for dead people!
 
2013-10-29 11:57:36 AM
I'd have shot him too, because either
A)He's totally out of his mind on drugs or has a mental illness and he might hurt me or my family,
B)He's right about the Zombie Apocalypse and it is time to start shooting anything that moves.

Win/Win situation for me.
 
2013-10-29 12:01:36 PM
The whole "OMGZOMBOPOCALYPSE" thing is farking retarded anyways. Nature would solve that problem quick. Ever watched a corpse decomposed out in the open? It's a pretty fast process.
 
2013-10-29 12:06:14 PM
OK, everyone, it's obvious nobody here is very concerned about teh zombehs.

Of COURSE I'm going to shoot the first guy who warns me about zombies, because while the zombies are OM NOM'ing on his tasty brains that I've just scattered all over the back yard, I'm loading my family and all our MREs, diesel fuel, and guns/ammo into the armored F350 with two extra gas tanks and foam-filled tires and heading for the northern Rockies where it's so cold in winter the zombies freeze solid.
 
2013-10-29 12:06:33 PM

whosits_112: The whole "OMGZOMBOPOCALYPSE" thing is farking retarded anyways. Nature would solve that problem quick. Ever watched a corpse decomposed out in the open? It's a pretty fast process.


Who hasn't?
 
2013-10-29 12:06:46 PM
Justice for Bracmontes!

Hmmm, just doesn't have the same ring.
 
2013-10-29 12:07:21 PM

whosits_112: The whole "OMGZOMBOPOCALYPSE" thing is farking retarded anyways. Nature would solve that problem quick. Ever watched a corpse decomposed out in the open? It's a pretty fast process.


Gosh, its too bad you weren't there to explain this to the dude high on bath salts
 
2013-10-29 12:07:31 PM

whosits_112: Ever watched a corpse decomposed out in the open? It's a pretty fast process.


No. No I have not. Have you? And why?
 
2013-10-29 12:07:32 PM

whosits_112: The whole "OMGZOMBOPOCALYPSE" thing is farking retarded anyways. Nature would solve that problem quick. Ever watched a corpse decomposed out in the open? It's a pretty fast process.


Must not be drawn into an intellectual debate about zombies....argh

They have all the time and there is no cure. It is a slow, ponderous march towards the eventual zombification of everyone.

It is an intellectual exercise designed to evaluate what humans will do when there is no chance of victory in the long run.

...Also zombies are OVER
 
2013-10-29 12:09:32 PM

whosits_112: The whole "OMGZOMBOPOCALYPSE" thing is farking retarded anyways. Nature would solve that problem quick. Ever watched a corpse decomposed out in the open? It's a pretty fast process.


The Guide handwaves this by claiming that the Solanum virus makes the body so nasty that even the things that decompose stuff stay away. They only break down from physical wear and tear.
 
2013-10-29 12:09:35 PM

SmellsLikePoo: Gosh, its too bad you weren't there to explain this to the dude high on bath salts


Well, to be fair, if he was high on bath salts, HE would have been the zombie.
 
2013-10-29 12:14:45 PM
'Mericuh!

We need to join civilized society and put a stop to this sort of thing. We are the laughingstock of the world because of this wild-west shiat.

Your life shouldn't be more important than a mentally ill person's.
 
2013-10-29 12:23:25 PM
Zombies are alive and well and yes, some do go around with half their brains eaten out.
 
2013-10-29 12:30:03 PM
umad: "Your life shouldn't be more important than a mentally ill person's."

I'm not sure if that's a troll or Poe's Law in action.
 
2013-10-29 12:33:21 PM

ringersol: umad: "Your life shouldn't be more important than a mentally ill person's."

I'm not sure if that's a troll or Poe's Law in action.


Judging from his posts on Fark, he's nothing but a troll. Nothing to see here, move along.
 
2013-10-29 12:35:53 PM

sethen320: Giltric: And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.

0/10

Nobody's that retarded.


Giltric's that retarded for thinking of it, so yeah... 1/10
 
2013-10-29 12:37:35 PM
I'm wondering what kind of family lets a family member leave a party while he is talking about going out and shooting zombies. Wouldn't you think you should maybe stop him before he kill someone or ends up dead himself?
 
2013-10-29 12:39:28 PM
Pangea: "...Also zombies are OVER"

Should be. But what are you going to replace them with?
It ain't like we're all gonna go along with shiat like sparkly farking vampires.

And the international market is too important to corporate product for any nation-on-nation violence.

We'd probably be back to aliens or murderous robots by now, if Bay and JJ Abrams weren't working so damn hard to kill sci-fi.
 
2013-10-29 12:58:32 PM
Wait!  There was a mentally ill person who didn't already have a gun?
 
2013-10-29 01:03:32 PM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: I'm sick of hearing about zombies. They used to be awesome, but now every moron and their mother takes ideas of a zombie apocalypse seriously.

/kill yourself


I took the zompocalypse seriously before it was cool. My mother, however, still does not.

Phrozen
 
2013-10-29 01:06:17 PM
So, to sum up this thread. Zombie season is over. It's time to start troll season.
 
2013-10-29 01:16:19 PM
Cool. Was it a head shot?
 
2013-10-29 01:23:01 PM

Giltric: And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.


Justice for Bracamontes!
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Loading up the buses and heading to California.
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2013-10-29 01:27:35 PM

Giltric: And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.


Race had nothing to do with thi$. The fact that he had a regi$tered gun in CA mean$ he had what wa$ nece$$ary to do thi$, race be damned.
 
2013-10-29 01:29:34 PM

mooseyfate: ringersol: umad: "Your life shouldn't be more important than a mentally ill person's."

I'm not sure if that's a troll or Poe's Law in action.

Judging from his posts on Fark, he's nothing but a troll.


Judging from your posts on fark, you are a little slow and can't pick up on sarcasm.

/this post is not sarcastic
//you know, to help you out
 
2013-10-29 01:31:18 PM
A shooting in "gun free" California!?!?

affluent community of Yorba Linda

Oh I see, it's someone who's well connected and therefore worth being protected.
 
2013-10-29 01:36:17 PM

sethen320: Giltric: And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.

0/10

Nobody's that retarded.


Are you sure?

Mentalpatient87: Giltric: And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.

Uhh, they had called 911, the guy was out back screaming about hurting people, and he smashed his way into the house violently. I wish as much as you that everyone would have gone about the night un-shot, but I can't fault the homeowner for airing out an obviously dangerous loon.


...TF even.
 
2013-10-29 01:46:12 PM

IRQ12: sethen320: Giltric: And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.

0/10

Nobody's that retarded.

Are you sure?

Mentalpatient87: Giltric: And another shooter faces no penalties due to racist self defense laws.

Uhh, they had called 911, the guy was out back screaming about hurting people, and he smashed his way into the house violently. I wish as much as you that everyone would have gone about the night un-shot, but I can't fault the homeowner for airing out an obviously dangerous loon.

...TF even.


Yeah...you're right. They probably should have just hugged it out, amirite?
 
2013-10-29 01:53:48 PM

umad: 'Mericuh!

We need to join civilized society and put a stop to this sort of thing. We are the laughingstock of the world because of this wild-west shiat.

Your life shouldn't be more important than a mentally ill person's.


Speak for yourself.
 
2013-10-29 02:14:58 PM

umad: mooseyfate: ringersol: umad: "Your life shouldn't be more important than a mentally ill person's."

I'm not sure if that's a troll or Poe's Law in action.

Judging from his posts on Fark, he's nothing but a troll.

Judging from your posts on fark, you are a little slow and can't pick up on sarcasm.

/this post is not sarcastic
//you know, to help you out


Sarcasm and trolls are not mutually exclusive. A troll is any post made with the sole intent of illiciting a reaction. You made a post with the sole intent of illiciting a reaction. A sarcastic post, by itself, would have been something along the lines of "Hope he remembered to double-tap" or "Guh, I hate fast zombies." What you posted was "We need to join civilized society and put a stop to this sort of thing. We are the laughingstock of the world because of this wild-west shiat.

Your life shouldn't be more important than a mentally ill person's.". That's not sarcasm, that's a troll. Quit using alleged sarcasm to back peddle when you get called out on your shiat.
 
2013-10-29 02:39:03 PM

mooseyfate: A sarcastic post, by itself, would have been something along the lines of "Hope he remembered to double-tap" or "Guh, I hate fast zombies."


Your sarcasm sucks. That isn't even sarcasm. The fact that you are too stupid to see my completely over the top post for what it was is your problem, not mine.
 
2013-10-29 06:51:49 PM
i read this because i was interested to see what happened to the shooter. normally, california takes a very dim view of shooting anyone even in cases of self defense. i'm very surprised to hear the home owner wasnt charged with anything. they almost always are.

as a california gun owner i'm always very keen on what flies and what doesnt in the eyes of the various DAs in CA... perhaps because it was relatively conservative OC that this sorta thing would be ok.

My conclusion on reading bout a number of these sorts of cases is that the best way for a gun owner to defend his house is to use it as a club and riflebutt the intruder in the noggin, since it seems like in most cases using the gun for its intended purpose gets you in jail, no matter what kinda thug you shot on your property.
 
2013-10-29 07:57:58 PM

umad: mooseyfate: A sarcastic post, by itself, would have been something along the lines of "Hope he remembered to double-tap" or "Guh, I hate fast zombies."

Your sarcasm sucks. That isn't even sarcasm. The fact that you are too stupid to see my completely over the top post for what it was is your problem, not mine.


Whatever helps you go to sleep at night, troll.
 
2013-10-29 08:14:57 PM

mooseyfate: umad: mooseyfate: A sarcastic post, by itself, would have been something along the lines of "Hope he remembered to double-tap" or "Guh, I hate fast zombies."

Your sarcasm sucks. That isn't even sarcasm. The fact that you are too stupid to see my completely over the top post for what it was is your problem, not mine.

Whatever helps you go to sleep at night, troll.


You got me. The only thing I care about is the opinion of humorless douchebags on the internet who can barely read. I don't know how I will ever get over being called such things by the most important person in my life. Please PLEASE forgive me! I can't live with myself knowing that I let you down.

/tear
 
2013-10-29 08:42:23 PM

umad: mooseyfate: umad: mooseyfate: A sarcastic post, by itself, would have been something along the lines of "Hope he remembered to double-tap" or "Guh, I hate fast zombies."

Your sarcasm sucks. That isn't even sarcasm. The fact that you are too stupid to see my completely over the top post for what it was is your problem, not mine.

Whatever helps you go to sleep at night, troll.

You got me. The only thing I care about is the opinion of humorless douchebags on the internet who can barely read. I don't know how I will ever get over being called such things by the most important person in my life. Please PLEASE forgive me! I can't live with myself knowing that I let you down.

/tear


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2013-10-29 09:25:12 PM
People need to figure out that zombies pretending to warn them of zombies is a zombie trick.

You're standing there with your rifle, when this zombie walks up and says, "Hey, man.  You'd better watch out because there's zombies out tonight!"  Then after standing next to you for a few seconds, they're like "Geez, it's cold out.  Say, do you know where I could get some hot brains to eat?"

But it's a trick.  If they can get you to give directions to a brain bar, they figure you will be so distracted that they can eat your brain.  They might also ask you a question about economics or insurance or mathematics.  But it's a trick.  This is why there are so many zombies on college campuses.
 
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