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(Yahoo)   A nostalgic Vladimir Putin fondly recalls all the life-long friendships and all those loose chicks at his communist youth group   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 25
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2013-10-29 11:19:01 AM
Say what you will about Russians, but realize that when it comes to sex, Russians put everyone to shame

The spirit of Rasputin lives
 
2013-10-29 12:45:38 PM
Vladmir Putin picks me up in a black Escalade and we speed through Moscow as he regales me with tales of the Cold War. He has recently gone through a break-up and is feeling vulnerable.

We arrive at a palatial mansion on the Baltic Sea. He cooks me dinner...shirtless. He sets out huge plates for the food, but when he is done cooking, all he has are these tiny purple scallops that he has painstakingly plated.

As we eat, the conversation gets kind of awkward. I notice a wedding party on the shore taking pictures and he explains that he allows weddings on his property to offset the cost of the mansion.
 
2013-10-29 12:46:49 PM

cman: Say what you will about Russians, but realize that when it comes to sex, Russians put everyone to shame

The spirit of Rasputin lives


You bring up sex way to often.
 
2013-10-29 12:52:12 PM
Vladimir Putin's paternal grandfather, Spiridon Ivanovich Putin (1879-1965), was employed at Vladimir Lenin's dacha at Gorki as a cook, and after Lenin's death in 1924, he continued to work for Lenin's wife, Nadezhda Krupskaya. He would later cook for Joseph Stalin when the Soviet leader visited one of his dachas in the Moscow region.

Of course he's nostalgic about it; he was born into the aristocracy.
 
2013-10-29 12:52:23 PM
Swimwear. Very nice.

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2013-10-29 01:02:37 PM
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-10-29 01:02:38 PM
What about the pioneers and The Decemberists?
 
2013-10-29 01:05:20 PM
This one time, at communist youth group...
 
2013-10-29 01:05:55 PM

cman: Say what you will about Russians, but realize that when it comes to sex, Russians put everyone to shame

The spirit of Rasputin lives


No way, Puerto Rican girls rule in my experience.
 
2013-10-29 01:10:51 PM

monoski: cman: Say what you will about Russians, but realize that when it comes to sex, Russians put everyone to shame

The spirit of Rasputin lives

No way, Puerto Rican girls rule in my experience.


How do you get by that lispy accent?

/Mexicanas. Because life is boring without a stab wound or two.
 
2013-10-29 01:11:17 PM
Also recalls the old days.

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2013-10-29 01:19:07 PM
Теперь все лучшие выглядящие девушки работают против меня. Что случилось?

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2013-10-29 01:45:18 PM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: monoski: cman: Say what you will about Russians, but realize that when it comes to sex, Russians put everyone to shame

The spirit of Rasputin lives

No way, Puerto Rican girls rule in my experience.

How do you get by that lispy accent?

/Mexicanas. Because life is boring without a stab wound or two.


I was an exchange student in Mexico and no stabbings but the sex not so great either. Hispanic accents don't bother me at all.
 
2013-10-29 02:57:00 PM

monoski: cman: Say what you will about Russians, but realize that when it comes to sex, Russians put everyone to shame

The spirit of Rasputin lives

No way, Puerto Rican girls rule in my experience.


I spent considerable time in Puerto Rico, playing at a place called Shannon's Pub.

You are *so* correct in your assertion....the women there rule indeed.
 
2013-10-29 04:10:08 PM
Came for the shirtless Putin pics -- I am disappoint.
 
2013-10-29 04:25:25 PM

urbangirl: Came for the shirtless Putin pics -- I am disappoint.


Wouldn't that mean they were unnecessary?
 
2013-10-29 04:28:07 PM

Gonz: urbangirl: Came for the shirtless Putin pics -- I am disappoint.

Wouldn't that mean they were unnecessary?


There is, has been and will be no time in human history when Shirtless Putin pics are unnecessary.
 
2013-10-29 04:41:07 PM
Are these the loose communist chicks in question?
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2013-10-29 04:57:44 PM

urbangirl: Gonz: urbangirl: Came for the shirtless Putin pics -- I am disappoint.

Wouldn't that mean they were unnecessary?

There is, has been and will be no time in human history when Shirtless Putin pics are unnecessary.


Yeah, but just who is shirtless?



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2013-10-29 08:30:10 PM

Wireless Joe: Теперь все лучшие выглядящие девушки работают против меня. Что случилось?

[www.womenfitness.net image 350x393]


Chto?
 
2013-10-29 11:12:56 PM
Yeah, if it was in his shirtless youth, I don't think it was girls he was Putin it in.

/Wow I feel bad for that. But not bad enough to restrain myself.
 
2013-10-30 07:12:58 AM

tira: Yeah, if it was in his shirtless youth, I don't think it was girls he was Putin it in.


Party apparatus?
 
2013-10-30 07:34:11 AM

LewDux: tira: Yeah, if it was in his shirtless youth, I don't think it was girls he was Putin it in.

Party apparatus?


i.imgur.com

"More like Lemon Party apparatus".
 
2013-10-30 08:46:55 AM
"So, you wanna get out of here and equally distribute our sexual fluids to each other?"

"Are you a cosmonaut? Because you look like you fell out of the spaceship going to the heavens."

"Are you from Sector 10? Because you're the only ten I see!"

"If I flip your coin, will I get head, your tail, or will I be dragged away by the secret police because you're a government official's daughter?"
 
2013-10-30 11:11:14 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: "So, you wanna get out of here and equally distribute our sexual fluids to each other?"

"Are you a cosmonaut? Because you look like you fell out of the spaceship going to the heavens."

"Are you from Sector 10? Because you're the only ten I see!"

"If I flip your coin, will I get head, your tail, or will I be dragged away by the secret police because you're a government official's daughter?"


"If I nibble on your neck, I promise not to leave Marx."

"I'm sure those rich garments would look better distributed among the floor"
 
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