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(Macomb Daily)   Woman wears abusive wife costume to party ... arrested that night for abusing her live-in boyfriend   (macombdaily.com) divider line 70
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2013-10-29 11:21:27 AM
Are they sure she was even wearing a costume?
 
2013-10-29 11:22:25 AM
Some women aspire to be sexy kittens or sexy mice, others aspire to beat the crap out of their pussy ass boyfriends.
 
2013-10-29 11:24:23 AM
That wasn't a costume.  She'd beaten him up before and was using the holiday to rub his face in it.

/s'what I'm getting from this anyway.
 
2013-10-29 11:24:30 AM
Kinda like that time I dressed up as a pimp

/oh yeah!
 
2013-10-29 11:24:39 AM
What does an abusive wife costume look like??
 
2013-10-29 11:25:06 AM
that's a rough looking ho.
 
2013-10-29 11:25:38 AM
Yeah, because domestic violence is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO farking funny.
 
2013-10-29 11:26:54 AM

Begoggle: What does an abusive wife costume look like??


Apparently a hunchback with a brown shirt.
 
2013-10-29 11:27:31 AM

Begoggle: What does an abusive wife costume look like??


Was going to say the same. It's not like they can wear a husband-beater.
 
2013-10-29 11:27:58 AM

vudukungfu: Yeah, because domestic violence is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO farking funny.


jesus don't. you'll start the men vs women brigade off again
 
2013-10-29 11:29:13 AM
lol?
 
2013-10-29 11:31:13 AM

vudukungfu: Yeah, because domestic violence is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO farking funny.


memedepot.com

/oblig
//but yeah what he said
 
2013-10-29 11:31:14 AM
 
2013-10-29 11:31:48 AM
bopis: ... others aspire to beat the crap out of their pussy ass boyfriends.

Replace "boyfriends" with "girlfriends". Not as funny? That's what we call double-standards.
 
2013-10-29 11:32:01 AM

Lady J: jesus don't. you'll start the men vs women brigade off again


T'was the point, Mi'lady.
 
2013-10-29 11:32:36 AM
*scans headline*

seat42f.com
 
2013-10-29 11:33:24 AM
Begoogle: What does an abusive wife costume look like??

I have no idea.  But I'm pretty sure poor taste would be an accessory.
 
2013-10-29 11:33:48 AM
www.brainlesstales.com
 
2013-10-29 11:34:49 AM
Is an abusive wife costume just an apron and a rolling pin?
 
2013-10-29 11:35:36 AM
What do you tell your boyfriend when he has two black eyes?
 
2013-10-29 11:35:58 AM

Ned Stark: What do you tell your boyfriend when he has two black eyes?


Nothing you didn't already tell him twice!
 
2013-10-29 11:36:22 AM
God dammit, subby, that's not ironic. It's literally the opposite of ironic. It would be ironic if she were wearing an abused wife costume.

/Somebody had to be the pedant
 
2013-10-29 11:39:31 AM

guytoronto: bopis: ... others aspire to beat the crap out of their pussy ass boyfriends.

Replace "boyfriends" with "girlfriends". Not as funny? That's what we call double-standards.


No it wouldn't be. That's why its funny?
 
2013-10-29 11:40:50 AM
Fun Fact: October is Domestic Violence Awareness Month.

/jerks
 
2013-10-29 11:41:01 AM
Wait, did Hillary get arrested?  Is Bill OK?
 
2013-10-29 11:41:39 AM
Some people just shouldn't drink.
 
2013-10-29 11:45:02 AM

Spaced Lion: God dammit, subby, that's not ironic. It's literally the opposite of ironic. It would be ironic if she were wearing an abused wife costume.

/Somebody had to be the pedant


Actually that wouldn't be ironic either.

What would be ironic was if she was dressed up as someone who worked to end domestic violence.
 
2013-10-29 11:46:21 AM

fireclown: That wasn't a costume.  She'd beaten him up before and was using the holiday to rub his face in it.

/s'what I'm getting from this anyway.


That is also what i took from the article. This wasn't the first time he has seen the business end of her hand.
 
2013-10-29 11:48:58 AM
What is an abusive wife costume anyway?
 
2013-10-29 11:52:18 AM

INeedAName: Spaced Lion: God dammit, subby, that's not ironic. It's literally the opposite of ironic. It would be ironic if she were wearing an abused wife costume.

/Somebody had to be the pedant

Actually that wouldn't be ironic either.

What would be ironic was if she was dressed up as someone who worked to end domestic violence.


No, it would only be ironic if she dressed up as a lump of iron.
 
2013-10-29 11:55:27 AM

snochick: Begoggle: What does an abusive wife costume look like??

Was going to say the same. It's not like they can wear a husband-beater.


No, but when the wife wears my wife-beater braless, it's hot.

As a possible answer to the question, she could carry truck nuts in her hand as a gesture of what she did to him.
 
2013-10-29 11:57:07 AM

johnny_vegas: vudukungfu: Yeah, because domestic violence is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO farking funny.

[memedepot.com image 413x413]

/oblig
//but yeah what he said


Caught one already.
Good bait.
 
2013-10-29 12:01:51 PM

guytoronto: bopis: ... others aspire to beat the crap out of their pussy ass boyfriends.

Replace "boyfriends" with "girlfriends". Not as funny? That's what we call double-standards.


Sure, but "double-standards" don't always equate to injustice.


Spaced Lion: God dammit, subby, that's not ironic. It's literally the opposite of ironic. It would be ironic if she were wearing an abused wife costume.

/Somebody had to be the pedant


Actually, it is ironic because you wouldn't expect someone who is dressed up as a man beater for Halloween to actually be a man beater.
 
2013-10-29 12:10:01 PM
Assault in a family or dating relationship is punished more severely than assault on a stranger.  In Texas, for example, you can get up to 6 months in jail for assault that causes pain, even if it doesn't leave a mark.  A federal law says that anyone convicted of domestic violence is forever unable to be in possession of a firearm or ammunition so your career is basically over if you are in the military or law enforcement... they call it getting  Lautenberged.
 
2013-10-29 12:10:16 PM

INeedAName: Spaced Lion: God dammit, subby, that's not ironic. It's literally the opposite of ironic. It would be ironic if she were wearing an abused wife costume.

/Somebody had to be the pedant

Actually that wouldn't be ironic either.

What would be ironic was if she was dressed up as someone who worked to end domestic violence.


No, what really would be ironic is if she hit him with an iron.
www.visualphotos.com
 
2013-10-29 12:12:33 PM
FTA: Police said Crespo had a blood-alcohol level of .19 - more than twice the legal limit for driving in Michigan.


They had a designated driver, so it's not really fair to judge drunkenness of a non-driving person by the limits set for for driving.
 
2013-10-29 12:15:55 PM
Damn method actors.
 
2013-10-29 12:21:29 PM

TheWhoppah: Assault in a family or dating relationship is punished more severely than assault on a stranger.  In Texas, for example, you can get up to 6 months in jail for assault that causes pain, even if it doesn't leave a mark.  A federal law says that anyone convicted of domestic violence is forever unable to be in possession of a firearm or ammunition so your career is basically over if you are in the military or law enforcement... they call it getting  Lautenberged.


They've already taken away her alcohol and her boyfriend. Can't she at least keep her gun?

/otherwise, she'll have to kill him the hard way.
 
2013-10-29 12:23:43 PM

Lady J: jesus don't. you'll start the men vs women brigade off again


So does that mean you are going to laugh along with our dark jokes in the next thread with a female victim?

NorCalLos: Sure, but "double-standards" don't always equate to injustice.


Well the police hold this same double-standard, so in this case it does.
 
2013-10-29 12:31:05 PM

KarmicDisaster: What is an abusive wife costume anyway?


Whatever she was wearing, apparently. Could this be used as a confession in terms of evidence for past abuse?
 
2013-10-29 12:31:29 PM

umad: Lady J: jesus don't. you'll start the men vs women brigade off again

So does that mean you are going to laugh along with our dark jokes in the next thread with a female victim?

NorCalLos: Sure, but "double-standards" don't always equate to injustice.

Well the police hold this same double-standard, so in this case it does.


Which police do you mean? The law doesn't make any distinction. That's what the police are supposed to use for reference. Anything else is individual or institutional bias. It may not be right, but mandates don't change it.
 
2013-10-29 12:37:04 PM
Actually, now that I think about it, she could have just been wearing no costume at all. Because she IS an abusive wife, so by definition, anything she wears looks like what an abusive wife wears. So she wasn't dressed up in a costume at all, is what they were saying. She was just wearing her normal clothes, which makes sense since Halloween isn't until Thursday anyway.
 
2013-10-29 12:40:55 PM
I bet she's awesome in the sack
 
2013-10-29 12:44:27 PM

NorCalLos: Which police do you mean? The law doesn't make any distinction. That's what the police are supposed to use for reference. Anything else is individual or institutional bias. It may not be right, but mandates don't change it.


Right, because the police are completely objective and never allow their biases to influence their enforcement of the law.
 
2013-10-29 12:44:46 PM

umad: Lady J: jesus don't. you'll start the men vs women brigade off again

So does that mean you are going to laugh along with our dark jokes in the next thread with a female victim?



yea cos men on fark get such a rough deal don't they. diddums
 
2013-10-29 12:45:16 PM

umad: NorCalLos: Sure, but "double-standards" don't always equate to injustice.

Well the police hold this same double-standard, so in this case it does.


Would you like to whine up some whininess about which police you're talking about? The police in the story arrested the shiat out of her and she's facing charges.
 
2013-10-29 12:52:38 PM
Not ironic. She's just a horrible person with a sick sense of humor to adverstise it.

/lock her up and toss the key.
 
2013-10-29 01:00:54 PM
Was she dressed as Emma Roberts?
 
2013-10-29 01:06:51 PM

Lady J: umad: Lady J: jesus don't. you'll start the men vs women brigade off again

So does that mean you are going to laugh along with our dark jokes in the next thread with a female victim?

yea cos men on fark get such a rough deal don't they. diddums


I didn't say they did. I'm just trying to keep straight which threads are acceptable to be shiat on by SJWs.

thurstonxhowell: Would you like to whine up some whininess about which police you're talking about? The police in the story arrested the shiat out of her and she's facing charges.


We see stories all the time where people are arrested and charged with rape too. I guess that means there is no rape culture.

But if you insist: 40% of DV victims are men, yet even with "mandatory arrest" laws women only make up 20% of arrests. It should also be noted, that that 20% figure is the highest it has been and is being seen as a negative unintended consequence of "mandatory arrest" policies.

Like I said before, if you want to take the fun out of other threads, it is only fair if others return the favor.
 
2013-10-29 01:11:13 PM

vudukungfu: johnny_vegas: vudukungfu: Yeah, because domestic violence is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO farking funny.

[memedepot.com image 413x413]

/oblig
//but yeah what he said

Caught one already.
Good bait.


well, two, but yeah
 
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