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(Times of Israel)   Ex-IAEA chief says Iran two weeks away from having weapons-grade uranium, Henriksdal chair and Linnmon/Nipen table   ( divider line
    More: Scary, International Atomic Energy Agency, Iran, Ali Larijani, Tehran, uranium enrichment, Deputy Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Henriksdal, critical level  
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2013-10-29 11:48:16 AM  
4 votes:
The last thing we want is illegal nukes, right Israel?
2013-10-29 11:07:21 AM  
3 votes:
Curse you Hans Brix!
2013-10-29 11:41:34 AM  
2 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: And the bad part is that asshole wanted us to give him those MOABs, and Mountain Crushers because he's worried Iran will ever actually 1. Build a bomb and more importantly 2. Actually be able to deliver it anywhere

I say if it's an existential threat, he only gets existential weapons.  Kierkegaard pamphlets and depressing poetry.
2013-10-29 11:38:22 AM  
2 votes:
Dear Mr. and/or Ms. Submitter,

Your headline appeals to my sense of humor.

I thank you
2013-10-29 10:02:12 AM  
2 votes:

This is the same Iran that cannot protect itself from malware

If they can't master something as simple as NOT USING WINDOWS for secure nuclear testing, what else do you think they are shiatty at?
2013-10-29 02:49:28 PM  
1 vote:

OnlyM3: jakomo002

With uranium the only bomb you'll be making is a fission gun type with at best an approximate yield of the bombs dropped over Japan. We have conventional weapons in the US arsenal that almost match that. Minimizing the affect of a Nuke ... good god particle. America wet its breeches and went full out police state when less than 3000 people were killed

What do you believe the outcome will be when -not if- one of these goes off on US soil?

We'll ignore that it's obviously a false flag pulled off by Israel, and attack Iran like good little soldiers.

2013-10-29 02:09:28 PM  
1 vote:
2013-10-29 12:55:48 PM  
1 vote:
Once more gentiles stand by idly while Jews are slaughtered!
2013-10-29 12:21:26 PM  
1 vote:

Thelyphthoric: Wait WFT is a lemon/nipple table?

All the rage at the lemon parties.
2013-10-29 11:24:27 AM  
1 vote:
Again? Does anyone still take this crap seriously? Seems like the big scary Iranians have been minutes away from destroying the free world for a solid decade.  At this rate, they'll get themselves a viable bomb about 5 minutes before the Sun finally burns the Earth to a crisp.
2013-10-29 11:13:16 AM  
1 vote:
What you did there subby, I see it, and I'll beat you up with my new IKEA battle droid... As soon as I can figure out these instructions.. And DAMMIT I'M MISSING A BAG OF WOOD PEGS AND SCREWS!
2013-10-29 11:08:12 AM  
1 vote:

We're running out of TIME!
Right, neocons?
2013-10-29 09:38:34 AM  
1 vote:
They will never get a working bomb assembled -- not with those little hex wrenches and plastic fasteners...
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