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(Detroit Free Press)   Sad: Woman shoots herself and dies. Sadder: Her brother dies in car accident on the way to the hospital to check on her. Sadderer: 6 months ago he killed his mom's fiance in self defense and he and his sister both subsequently attempted suicide   (freep.com) divider line 64
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2013-10-29 09:12:03 AM
That isn't sad, subby.  That's karma.
 
2013-10-29 10:42:15 AM
So mom lost her fiance, her son, and her daughter and the rest of the family is split after the son killed the fiance...wow. That is a world of shiat.
 
2013-10-29 11:13:10 AM
The Aristocrats?
 
2013-10-29 11:13:37 AM
Thanksgiving dinner will be a lot less complicated.
 
2013-10-29 11:14:17 AM
Is it time for a Detroit tag?
 
2013-10-29 11:15:50 AM
On the other hand, I'm having a great day.
 
2013-10-29 11:15:53 AM

ChipNASA: The Aristocrats?


Came for this...

/beat me to it :)
 
2013-10-29 11:15:59 AM
Detroit aristocracy.

/Darwin keeps winning!
 
2013-10-29 11:16:06 AM
Oh Texas bar - I've been cut off there several times in my younger days.  It's a little ghetto bar just outside the border of Grosse Pointe Park in Detroit.  A place white kids go to drink underage and generally get wild.  You just need to make sure you have a ride home.  The walk back to safety over the border is scary at night.
 
2013-10-29 11:16:19 AM
Well that puts all my problems nicely into perspective!
 
2013-10-29 11:16:42 AM
bopis: Is it time for a Detroit tag?

images.rottentomatoes.com

./no not obscure at all.
 
2013-10-29 11:16:51 AM
Mom's nickname 'Lucky Lucy' ruined forever.
 
2013-10-29 11:17:14 AM
www.hollyscoop.com
 
2013-10-29 11:18:33 AM
FTFA:
"I'm just going to have them cremated together," Rose Tucker said. "That way they can still argue with each other every day."
 
2013-10-29 11:18:42 AM
Wow, that's so sad I can't even find a way to genuinely insert some kind of Texas shootout snark. What an awful thing to happen. Kind of puts your own problems in perspective, eh?
 
2013-10-29 11:18:48 AM
The only real tragedy here seems to be the 20 year old dude who was going to see his sister.  He was practically a hero for having saved his mother's life at one point.  And by all accounts didn't seem suicidal any longer.  Turns out he got his wish after he no longer wanted it.
 
2013-10-29 11:20:37 AM
Damn this family is just farking cursed.
 
2013-10-29 11:20:56 AM
"I'm just going to have them cremated together," Rose Tucker said. "That way they can still argue with each other every day."

What are you going to do, put their ashes in the same jar after they're cremated?!

ic.pics.livejournal.com

CREMATION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
 
2013-10-29 11:21:11 AM
They sounded lovely.
 
2013-10-29 11:21:38 AM
This family has worse luck than Terry Gilliam.
 
2013-10-29 11:22:24 AM
silver lining, the mom's now single
 
2013-10-29 11:26:34 AM
I bet that is one fun table to sit around on Thanksgiving.
 
2013-10-29 11:27:02 AM

KrispyKritter: Mom's nickname 'Lucky Lucy' ruined forever.


Lucky is...

*puts glasses on*

relative.
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
 
2013-10-29 11:29:44 AM

vudukungfu: I bet that is one fun table to sit around on Thanksgiving.


Gonna be a shiat ton of leftovers, too.
 
2013-10-29 11:33:29 AM

tuna fingers: KrispyKritter: Mom's nickname 'Lucky Lucy' ruined forever.

Lucky is...

*puts glasses on*

relative.
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!


... in that she's lucky to be the only relative left alive?
 
2013-10-29 11:34:41 AM

proteus_b: silver lining, the mom's now single


And, no kids!


/window seat, please.
 
2013-10-29 11:34:42 AM
Been spendin' most my life livin' in a redneck paradise...
 
2013-10-29 11:35:57 AM

Barfmaker: So mom lost her fiance, her son, and her daughter and the rest of the family is split after the son killed the fiance...wow. That is a world of shiat.


And fiance wasn't exactly new to the family, the man basically help raised her three kids.  However, since fiancé shot first, I don't get why the family would be split over why Hickey had to die.  Would they preferred Ricky to have died?  Hickey chose to murder, Ricky chose to survive.
 
2013-10-29 11:40:45 AM
so...

...they both ended up winning?
 
2013-10-29 11:42:46 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that if everyone who showed up for the funeral got shot, society would be better off.

Nice concentration of nutso you have there Suicidey McSuiciderson
 
2013-10-29 11:45:09 AM

Cletus C.: Thanksgiving dinner will be a lot less complicated.


Done
 
2013-10-29 11:47:50 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Cletus C.: Thanksgiving dinner will be a lot less complicated.

Done


Excellent, cuz I'm hungry.
 
2013-10-29 11:47:53 AM
this story is like one of those progeria kids breaking 3 ribs trying to catch a beach ball sad...
 
2013-10-29 11:51:20 AM
God damn.....

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-29 11:54:28 AM
Holy shiat. Now that family is one that really should leave guns alone. If you made a movie about this or wrote a book about this it would be criticized as being too far fetched.
 
2013-10-29 11:54:31 AM

Barfmaker: So mom lost her fiance, her son, and her daughter and the rest of the family is split after the son killed the fiance...wow. That is a world of shiat.


Man, she is gonna save a ton of money this Christmas. Nice.
 
2013-10-29 11:55:03 AM
And fiance wasn't exactly new to the family, the man basically help raised her three kids.  However, since fiancé shot first, I don't get why the family would be split over why Hickey had to die.  Would they preferred Ricky to have died?  Hickey chose to murder, Ricky chose to survive.

Given the family situation, the tattoos and my own aversion to this level of insanity, I'm going to assume that they lied about how the step-father died. Thus the guilt, the depression, suicidal impulses, tattoos, et cetera.

Not at ALL biased by being a step-dad myself... Nope. Not me!

/denial
 
2013-10-29 11:59:04 AM
"Ricky came in there and pulled James off the top of me," she said. "Then James pulled a gun out on him first, shot at him and Ricky shot back."

No drugs involved in that incident. None what so ever.
 
2013-10-29 12:14:34 PM

bopis: Is it time for a Detroit tag?


As I type this sitting in Detroit, I was thinking the same thing. I think we are up to 3 stories from Metro-Detroit today alone.
 
2013-10-29 12:16:51 PM

Lucky LaRue: That isn't sad, subby. That's karma.


What, you're saying that the family needed to be punished for the self defense killing of mom's abusive boyfriend?  Or that mom needed to be punished for keeping an abusive boyfriend around, and the deaths of her children really showed her?

I suppose such logic makes sense to people who really dig the Old Testament, but such people don't use the word "karma".
 
2013-10-29 12:25:13 PM
This is Kid Rock's Detroit. The son's name was almost Ricky Hickey.
 
2013-10-29 12:36:23 PM
It's like the universe set up its own depressing Rube Goldberg machine.
 
2013-10-29 12:42:07 PM
One Weird Trick to Simply Thanksgiving!
 
2013-10-29 12:57:19 PM
That's an easy $1000 Alex. What is Final Destination 6?
 
2013-10-29 01:09:53 PM
.... or the guy was depressed/suicidal, knew his sister just offed herself, and killed himself in a car crash.
 
2013-10-29 01:14:05 PM
Based on the headline, it sounds like everybody got what they wanted.
 
2013-10-29 01:26:46 PM

bopis: Is it time for a Detroit tag?


Tag queue:
1. Arizona
2. Russia
3. India
4. Texas
5. Mexico
6. Uganda
7. Mom's Basement
...

21. Detroit
 
2013-10-29 01:30:49 PM
If only they had guns then this whole thing could have been preven...... Oh. Wait that's not right.
 
2013-10-29 01:32:07 PM
Sounds like Darwin gave up his single shot and switched to grenades.
 
2013-10-29 01:46:11 PM
I have a feeling Rose Tucker is not a very good person.  Just a hunch.
 
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