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(My Fox Tampa Bay)   There are a lot of things that Windex can do, but it won't do anything against the imaginary spiders crawling all over your six-month-old baby   (myfoxtampabay.com) divider line 50
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2013-10-29 11:37:39 AM
But it will kill real ants on contact. Which is nice.
 
2013-10-29 11:39:35 AM
It also makes a rockin aftershave!
 
2013-10-29 11:40:08 AM
Spider baby!
 
2013-10-29 11:40:41 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-29 11:41:41 AM
You need brake cleaner for that. Probably illegal, but it kills everything.
 
2013-10-29 11:42:03 AM
Of course you don't use Windex on spiders.
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-29 11:43:33 AM
The full screen pop-up Windex add was a nice touch.
 
2013-10-29 11:43:52 AM

duffblue: You need brake cleaner for that. Probably illegal, but it kills everything.


Carb Cleaner.  Sprayed a hive of wasp one time with it, dropped em like the finest raid wasp spray.
 
2013-10-29 11:44:18 AM
Makes a nice aftershave though.
 
2013-10-29 11:45:26 AM
I really wish that the media would knock it off with the 'Synthetic Marijuana' bullshiat. It is NOT marijuana, synthetic or otherwise, and does not contain THC or CBD. Call it what it really is: POISON! Farking Morans!
 
2013-10-29 11:47:24 AM
I know you're just trying to be witty subs, but the truth is Windex can only do 2 things.  Two.

And one of those things, only Merv Griffin does.
 
2013-10-29 11:49:59 AM
I see Michael Constantine showed up, so I've got nothing to add.
 
2013-10-29 11:50:46 AM
From the things I learned randomly through life: WD40 will clean spray paint off of a vehicle and not damage the paint finish.

/TMYK
 
2013-10-29 11:51:52 AM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: The full screen pop-up Windex add was a nice touch.


I didn't get that lucky.
 
2013-10-29 11:52:57 AM

DigitalCoffee: I really wish that the media would knock it off with the 'Synthetic Marijuana' bullshiat. It is NOT marijuana, synthetic or otherwise, and does not contain THC or CBD. Call it what it really is: POISON! Farking Morans!


I wish they would legalize weed so that burnouts wouldn't have anything left to talk about...
 
2013-10-29 11:54:04 AM

Ivo Shandor: Of course you don't use Windex on spiders.
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aw. those friendly spider jpgs make me really sad
 
2013-10-29 11:54:17 AM
They don't make K2 brand incense (not for human consumption!) anymore, and haven't for years.
 
2013-10-29 11:56:21 AM
cdn1.cdnme.se
 
2013-10-29 11:56:55 AM
Aren't you supposed to nuke them from orbit?  I thought that was the only way to be sure.
 
2013-10-29 11:58:17 AM
These darn helicopter parents.  Treating their kids like they're made of glass.
 
2013-10-29 11:59:10 AM

Anastacya: WD40 will clean spray paint off of a vehicle and not damage the paint finish.


Brake fluid is excellent for removing paint. Works great on plastic items, as the brake fluid doesn't harm the plastic.
 
2013-10-29 11:59:19 AM

Hack Patooey: [i.imgur.com image 400x280]


FoxEWolf: [cdn1.cdnme.se image 500x225]


DAMN YOU BOTH!!!

/hive mind
 
2013-10-29 12:02:13 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Anastacya: WD40 will clean spray paint off of a vehicle and not damage the paint finish.

Brake fluid is excellent for removing paint. Works great on plastic items, as the brake fluid doesn't harm the plastic.


I shall mentally add that to my repertoire of random shiat that I keep in my head for "you never know" moments.
 
2013-10-29 12:03:41 PM
He should have used Turtle Wax.
 
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2013-10-29 12:07:25 PM

FoxEWolf: [cdn1.cdnme.se image 500x225]


We're done here. really. Good lloking oit FEW
 
2013-10-29 12:08:01 PM

Ivo Shandor: Of course you don't use Windex on spiders.
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 354x329]


I leave spiders alone on my back porch. They eat the box elders. Although, it's kinda cold now...

/thank farking god, the wasps and flies this past summer were out of control
//still got the peaches from the two trees in the back yard and made yummy, yummy preserves
///holy shiat, I'm 32 and I can cook AND can!
 
2013-10-29 12:09:53 PM

Anastacya: holy shiat, I'm 32 and I can cook AND can!


Prove it. Send me a can of peach cobbler.
 
2013-10-29 12:10:11 PM
Windex is also great for cleaning LCD screens. The ammonia protects the pixels
 
2013-10-29 12:15:28 PM

orclover: duffblue: You need brake cleaner for that. Probably illegal, but it kills everything.

Carb Cleaner.  Sprayed a hive of wasp one time with it, dropped em like the finest raid wasp spray.


Jeebus!  How big was that wasp that it needed it's own hive?
 
2013-10-29 12:17:34 PM
Do you wash your pants in Windex?

Because I can see myself in them
 
2013-10-29 12:23:11 PM
I blame Merv Griffin.
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/2 obscure 4 u
 
2013-10-29 12:26:26 PM

orclover: duffblue: You need brake cleaner for that. Probably illegal, but it kills everything.

Carb Cleaner.  Sprayed a hive of wasp one time with it, dropped em like the finest raid wasp spray.


Even better when you use a lighter.
 
2013-10-29 12:31:32 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Windex is also great for cleaning LCD screens. The ammonia protects the pixels


i1.cpcache.com
 
2013-10-29 12:34:16 PM

dbrunker: I blame Merv Griffin.

/2 obscure 4 u


I couldn't fark a gorilla
 
2013-10-29 12:45:05 PM

MBooda: These darn helicopter parents.  Treating their kids like they're made of glass.


*rimshot*
 
2013-10-29 12:47:54 PM
wippub.warnerbros.com

lay of the substance d synthetic weed, man
 
2013-10-29 01:14:31 PM

ransack.: Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Windex is also great for cleaning LCD screens. The ammonia protects the pixels

[i1.cpcache.com image 250x250]


Ok I predict that somebody is going to post the howtomakecrystals.jpg and a banning will quickly follow.
 
2013-10-29 01:24:51 PM

ransack.: Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Windex is also great for cleaning LCD screens. The ammonia protects the pixels

[i1.cpcache.com image 250x250]


I understand that if you put an iphone into an 1100w microwave for 30 seconds, it will completely recharge the battery.
 
2013-10-29 01:57:32 PM

Hot Carl To Go: ransack.: Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Windex is also great for cleaning LCD screens. The ammonia protects the pixels

[i1.cpcache.com image 250x250]

I understand that if you put an iphone into an 1100w microwave for 30 seconds, it will completely recharge the battery.


Another helpful tip: Bleach makes a cheap and handy alternative to Pepto Bismol.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-29 02:10:12 PM
i21.geccdn.net

For all your baby cleaning needs!
 
2013-10-29 02:13:55 PM

Anastacya: ///holy shiat, I'm 32 and I can cook AND can!


And kitties and a doggie and a winsome smile.

Have you ever seen lovely Lexington, KY? I could even get you within 40 feet of Drew's house.

The smell of spilled whiskey would get you the rest of the way.
 
2013-10-29 02:15:42 PM
Q. Why did the dad spray his kid with Windex?

A. He imagined that the kid would go running naked through the streets, and wanted to ensure there was no streaking.
 
2013-10-29 02:40:04 PM
Windex doesn't hurt spiders so much and Raid is probably terrible for cleaning windows.
My mom once caught me putting toothpaste on some mosquito bites. As I tried to explain, she rolled her eyes and told me I had to brush my teeth with Calamine lotion from then on. I miss that lady.
 
2013-10-29 02:46:23 PM
Windex doesn't hurt babies. What's the problem?
 
2013-10-29 02:55:05 PM
Not legalizing real pot is gonna have this effect. People making money off of the dumb with chemically sprayed potpourri.
 
2013-10-29 02:55:27 PM

Anastacya: I shall mentally add that to my repertoire of random shiat that I keep in my head for "you never know" moments.


If you ever get into a Minitures game you'll need that. If you mess up the paint it's the only way to repaint it right.
 
2013-10-29 03:10:28 PM

boaris_grozny: DigitalCoffee: I really wish that the media would knock it off with the 'Synthetic Marijuana' bullshiat. It is NOT marijuana, synthetic or otherwise, and does not contain THC or CBD. Call it what it really is: POISON! Farking Morans!

I wish they would legalize weed so that burnouts wouldn't have anything left to talk about...


yeah, 'cause drunks never talk about beer right?
 
2013-10-29 04:44:57 PM
Just keep you child off of the ceiling.
 
2013-10-29 04:45:32 PM

Evil Mackerel: Just keep your child off of the ceiling.


FTFM
 
2013-10-29 05:05:26 PM

Evil Mackerel: Evil Mackerel: Just keep your child off of the ceiling.

FTFM


Easier said than done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM
 
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