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2013-10-29 08:41:31 AM  
You know, "let the fur fly" is just an idiom, right?

And you shouldn't attack your girlfriend WITH her pussy.

In fact, you should just not attack your girlfriend.
 
2013-10-29 08:42:10 AM  
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2013-10-29 08:47:14 AM  
This lady:

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2013-10-29 08:54:23 AM  
I have a confession to make. When I was eight years old I came to understand that cats always landed on their four paws, no matter what. Something magical about cats. So Marshmallow, the next-door neighbor's cat, and I, were on the deck. I thought I'd giver 'er a toss end-over-end and observe this magical cat property. Well, Marshmallow landed on her head, got a bloody nose, and never came near me again.
 
2013-10-29 08:59:10 AM  
You don't *THROW* cats.  You use a catapult instead.  Duh.
 
2013-10-29 09:01:47 AM  
Old and Busted:  Hissy fits

New Hotness:  Pussy fits
 
2013-10-29 09:10:19 AM  
Floridians, duh.

/Floridian
//Not a cat thrower.
 
2013-10-29 09:11:58 AM  
Man, you can't throw a cat in here without hitting a girlfriend.
 
2013-10-29 09:13:35 AM  
(Mr. Don Savage enters, holding his cat, Tiddles.)
Compère: That is Tiddles, I believe?
Savage: Yes, this is, this is Tiddles.
Compère: Yes, and what does she do?
Savage: She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water.
Compère: By herself?
Savage: No, I fling her.
Compère: Well that's extremely interesting, Ladies and gentlemen - Mr Don Savage and Tidlles.
(Savage whirls Tiddles round and round, then lets go. Tiddles fiies across studio and lands in a bucket.)
Dove: (shouting) Oh, I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat!
 
2013-10-29 09:13:39 AM  
At least it is not D&D where that would be assault with a deadly weapon ;)
 
2013-10-29 09:14:23 AM  

b0rscht: I have a confession to make. When I was eight years old I came to understand that cats always landed on their four paws, no matter what. Something magical about cats. So Marshmallow, the next-door neighbor's cat, and I, were on the deck. I thought I'd giver 'er a toss end-over-end and observe this magical cat property. Well, Marshmallow landed on her head, got a bloody nose, and never came near me again.


Thank you for that nugget of joy, Now I need a new keyboard
 
2013-10-29 09:16:36 AM  
someone who has a hungry alligator lassoed with parachute cord in the backyard of their apt building.
 
2013-10-29 09:18:26 AM  
What a pussy!
 
2013-10-29 09:20:17 AM  

UberDave: This lady:

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I was going to say "thread over", but there seems to be a surprising amount of literature out there about cats and the throwing thereof.
 
2013-10-29 09:20:39 AM  

bearded clamorer: [30.media.tumblr.com image 300x300]


I've heard about this!
 
2013-10-29 09:20:59 AM  
farm2.staticflickr.com

New episode idea.
 
2013-10-29 09:21:02 AM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-10-29 09:22:23 AM  
Who throws a cat? Maybe the same person who links to an autostart video.
 
2013-10-29 09:23:23 AM  
When my daughter was three she attempted to throw our cat at me out of anger.
 
2013-10-29 09:24:18 AM  
Actually, a cat that is not declawed (what a cruel farking thing to do) would probably be an outstanding first defense. Tossed at the aggressor's face? You've got yourself quite the little weapon.
 
2013-10-29 09:32:18 AM  

Millennium: [farm2.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

New episode idea.


Heh!  It's not too often you see a UHF reference around here.
 
2013-10-29 09:32:45 AM  
chloe328.files.wordpress.com

That story is kinda surreal.
 
2013-10-29 09:34:29 AM  
I want to know who swings a cat.
 
2013-10-29 09:35:40 AM  

phenn: Actually, a cat that is not declawed (what a cruel farking thing to do) would probably be an outstanding first defense. Tossed at the aggressor's face? You've got yourself quite the little weapon.


I can understand why people would want their cats declawed. Especially because so many may not realize that it is cruel. What I don't understand is why so many vets are willing to do it. Same goes for tail docking and ear cropping on puppies.
 
2013-10-29 09:39:58 AM  
csb:
My entire highschool biology class had a cat toss.  We spent the better part of a week dissecting cats and discussing the guts and skeleton and then on Friday we each took our cat, wrapped in a plastic bag, and we had a contest to see who could make the longest shot into the dumpster.  That was almost 30 years ago so I dunno if they still do that kinda thing in highschool. If I recall correctly each student had to bring $10 to cover the cost of the dead cat.
/csb
 
2013-10-29 09:42:19 AM  

picturescrazy: phenn: Actually, a cat that is not declawed (what a cruel farking thing to do) would probably be an outstanding first defense. Tossed at the aggressor's face? You've got yourself quite the little weapon.

I can understand why people would want their cats declawed. Especially because so many may not realize that it is cruel. What I don't understand is why so many vets are willing to do it. Same goes for tail docking and ear cropping on puppies.


Magellan circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.
rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-10-29 09:45:48 AM  
Oh, come on, Farkers. Are you telling me I am the only person on Fark who has had a wet pussy thrown at their face?
 
2013-10-29 09:47:10 AM  

picturescrazy: I can understand why people would want their cats declawed. Especially because so many may not realize that it is cruel. What I don't understand is why so many vets are willing to do it. Same goes for tail docking and ear cropping on puppies.


Never quite understood that one myself. Can you quack about medical ethics to a vet? I think you probably can. It is mutilation, after all. We're lucky in that our vet is quite the rock star. He wouldn't dream of docking your dog's tail but he'll sure as shiat make a housecall if the dog gets after one of these giant toads. In other words, a real doc!
 
2013-10-29 09:48:56 AM  
What kind of sick fark are you that you have to involve an innocent animal in pursuit of a solution to your domestic issues?
 
2013-10-29 09:50:02 AM  

TheWhoppah: picturescrazy: phenn: Actually, a cat that is not declawed (what a cruel farking thing to do) would probably be an outstanding first defense. Tossed at the aggressor's face? You've got yourself quite the little weapon.

I can understand why people would want their cats declawed. Especially because so many may not realize that it is cruel. What I don't understand is why so many vets are willing to do it. Same goes for tail docking and ear cropping on puppies.

Magellan circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.
[rlv.zcache.com image 512x512]


Actually he died before he made it all the way around. His (surviving) crew finished the trip.
 
2013-10-29 09:57:54 AM  

pkellmey: Oh, come on, Farkers. Are you telling me I am the only person on Fark who has had a wet pussy thrown at their face?


This is FARK, you may be.


dittybopper: You don't *THROW* cats.  You use a catapult instead.  Duh.


trebuchet to be more precise.
 
2013-10-29 09:59:13 AM  
I'll see your Salvador Dali and raise you a Dalai Llama

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2013-10-29 10:02:58 AM  

SDRR: pkellmey: Oh, come on, Farkers. Are you telling me I am the only person on Fark who has had a wet pussy thrown at their face?

This is FARK, you may be.


dittybopper: You don't *THROW* cats.  You use a catapult instead.  Duh.

trebuchet to be more precise.



You do realize that the bolded word is what made that a joke, right?
 
2013-10-29 10:04:27 AM  

TheWhoppah: Magellan circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.


That has gotta hurt... I guess more than a few left a tip.
 
2013-10-29 10:05:51 AM  

UberDave: This lady:

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My wife's favourite Simpsons character, which is a bit disturbing when I mull it over.
 
2013-10-29 10:14:33 AM  

phenn: Actually, a cat that is not declawed (what a cruel farking thing to do) would probably be an outstanding first defense. Tossed at the aggressor's face? You've got yourself quite the little weapon.


Some cats. I've met others that couldn't claw their way out of a paper bag. And the skill usually goes away as they age, though not with our cat. As the vet has learned.
 
2013-10-29 10:16:24 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: TheWhoppah: picturescrazy: phenn: Actually, a cat that is not declawed (what a cruel farking thing to do) would probably be an outstanding first defense. Tossed at the aggressor's face? You've got yourself quite the little weapon.

I can understand why people would want their cats declawed. Especially because so many may not realize that it is cruel. What I don't understand is why so many vets are willing to do it. Same goes for tail docking and ear cropping on puppies.

Magellan circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.
[rlv.zcache.com image 512x512]

Actually he died before he made it all the way around. His (surviving) crew finished the trip.


And they were eating the leather from their belts at the end. Not a trip I'd particularly want to be on.
 
2013-10-29 10:21:09 AM  
Subby is too young or only knows about "Summer Games", Winter Games" and "World Games".

This one (also colloquially referred to as "Viking Games")..
www.mobygames.com
..had cat throwing as one of the disciplines to compete in:
www.mobygames.com
 
2013-10-29 10:23:11 AM  

SDRR: dittybopper: You don't *THROW* cats.  You use a catapult instead.  Duh.

trebuchet to be more precise.


Onager please.
 
2013-10-29 10:27:05 AM  

Millennium: [farm2.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

New episode idea.


Yes! Yes!  (Also, one of my favorite lines from that movie is "Badgers?  Badgers??!! We don' need no steenking badgers!!!")


P.S.  Throwing cats is rather difficult, as they tend to hang on, well, tooth and nail.
 
2013-10-29 10:29:17 AM  
Tale/tail didn't say whether thrower was convicted of this or not. Was prosecuted, deserves to be persecuted too for flinging feline. Oughta been convicted of Cruelty To Animal. b) She at whom feline was thrown, oughta leave him so far in the lurch he never finds his way back.
 
2013-10-29 10:35:13 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: You know, "let the fur fly" is just an idiom, right?

And you shouldn't attack your girlfriend WITH her pussy.

In fact, you should just not attack your girlfriend.


Just attack your girlfriend's pussy and be done with it.
 
2013-10-29 10:35:36 AM  
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2013-10-29 10:38:22 AM  
"When the police got there you said, 'Just take me to jail. I'm tired of this,'" the judge read. "Later on, it says you changed your mind and allegedly said, 'Ok, I'm sorry, I'm calm, can you let me go?'"

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2013-10-29 10:41:21 AM  

bearded clamorer: [30.media.tumblr.com image 300x300]


Some call it a 'sport' I  call it cruelty to animals. I think you all know I'm talking about-cat juggling
 
2013-10-29 10:41:53 AM  

The Voice of Doom: Subby is too young or only knows about "Summer Games", Winter Games" and "World Games".

This one (also colloquially referred to as "Viking Games")..
[www.mobygames.com image 384x265]
..had cat throwing as one of the disciplines to compete in:
[www.mobygames.com image 384x265]


Our favorite was Caveman games. They had a pussy toss in there too!

sydlexia.com
 
2013-10-29 10:48:39 AM  
When the DotCom bubble burst I moved to a new city... the place I rented allowed cats but not with claws.
I took the cats to the vet to be de-clawed.
The secretary started giving me hell about it so I said, "OK then, lets euthanize them."
They were de-clawed.
 
2013-10-29 10:50:14 AM  
Anyone can throw a dead cat. However, it takes a real athlete to complete a spiral pass with a live one.
 
2013-10-29 10:57:40 AM  
A agree that declawing a cat is an awful thing to do. My feline companion Nicholas knows that when I put on the beat up brown hoodie and thick gloves come out, it's time to wrestle.
 
2013-10-29 11:05:59 AM  
I have lightly (from like two feet away) tossed a cat at a sleeping person before.
 
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