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(Moultrie Observer)   Dispatcher: "Unit 47, please investigate report of public intoxication and indecency in your area." Unit 47: "Hey, let's ask this drunk guy stumbling toward us wearing nothing but a shirt and one sock"   (moultrieobserver.com) divider line 26
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2013-10-29 08:21:53 AM
Hey now, he's pretty proud of that sock.

ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2013-10-29 08:30:31 AM
Mejia-Perez was intoxicated and a portable alcohol sensor indicated his blood alcohol level at about two and a half times the amount considered unsafe for driving.

Well then, it's a good thing that he wasn't driving otherwise that would have been relevant.

He was charged with public drunk and public indecency.

That doesn't look right.  I assume the author meant that he was charged with public indecent.
 
2013-10-29 08:42:43 AM
Self-correcting problems are best kind of problems
 
2013-10-29 08:47:12 AM
Done in one.
 
2013-10-29 09:51:44 AM
Sounds like a heckuva party.
 
2013-10-29 10:01:14 AM
Instead of " That's no way to go through life dad / son " , can we try
" That's no way to do your laundry dad / son " or some other witty catch all ?
 
2013-10-29 10:05:26 AM
I remember years ago I was on Howard Street in Chicago in November by the Howard CTA station and this drunk guy was staggering down the street wearing only a bath robe, which was open to the world, and one sock. WTF, wasn't he cold? What is it with drunk people and the one sock rule? When ever you hear about a half naked drunk person wandering around, if they are wearing socks, it will be only one sock.
 
2013-10-29 10:05:57 AM
Where was he wearing the sock?
 
2013-10-29 10:10:14 AM

ongbok: I remember years ago I was on Howard Street in Chicago in November by the Howard CTA station and this drunk guy was staggering down the street wearing only a bath robe, which was open to the world, and one sock. WTF, wasn't he cold? What is it with drunk people and the one sock rule? When ever you hear about a half naked drunk person wandering around, if they are wearing socks, it will be only one sock.


I know this sounds weird, but did he by chance headbutt you and then tell you to suck a caribou's ass?
 
2013-10-29 10:16:27 AM

FDR Jones: ongbok: I remember years ago I was on Howard Street in Chicago in November by the Howard CTA station and this drunk guy was staggering down the street wearing only a bath robe, which was open to the world, and one sock. WTF, wasn't he cold? What is it with drunk people and the one sock rule? When ever you hear about a half naked drunk person wandering around, if they are wearing socks, it will be only one sock.

I know this sounds weird, but did he by chance headbutt you and then tell you to suck a caribou's ass?


No it wasn't Wesley Willis. Funny thing about him, back around 90 or 91 I use to see him all of the time on the Lake Street train with his face painted, in what I think he believed was war paint, chanting and talking gibberish.
 
2013-10-29 10:18:31 AM
I wonder what happened to that other sock?

/ not really
 
2013-10-29 10:22:58 AM
The red hot chili peppers approve of this message.

/not sure if relevent pics are FARK appropriate.
 
2013-10-29 10:31:11 AM
Slow news day I guess, if only there was some kinda healthcare fiasco to report about.

But hey, sock story.
 
2013-10-29 10:33:19 AM
Why is the Hitman investigating public indecency, submitter?
 
2013-10-29 10:44:34 AM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Sock
Sock who?
 
2013-10-29 10:52:34 AM
GentO olive wrote:"Slow news day I guess, if only there was some kinda healthcare fiasco to report about.But hey, sock story." That's right, because we all come to Fark to find the real news and have deep discussions about stuff.
 
2013-10-29 11:06:18 AM
What does "half-naked" mean?
 
2013-10-29 11:08:53 AM

jso2897: Where was he wearing the sock?


And more importantly, was he wearing the sock on one of his feet, or on his mister winky?

These details are important dammit.
 
2013-10-29 11:14:17 AM

sweet-daddy-2: Instead of " That's no way to go through life dad / son " , can we try
" That's no way to do your laundry dad / son " or some other witty catch all ?


Ignoring the comedy goodness that is National Lampoon's 'Animal House' is no way to go through life, son.
 
2013-10-29 11:15:46 AM

strangeluck: jso2897: Where was he wearing the sock?

And more importantly, was he wearing the sock on one of his feet, or on his mister winky?

These details are important dammit.


If he was wearing a junket I think they would have mentioned that the sock was on his penis.
 
2013-10-29 11:20:45 AM

StopLurkListen: What does "half-naked" mean?


One/two socks = half.

ongbok: FDR Jones: ongbok: I remember years ago I was on Howard Street in Chicago in November by the Howard CTA station and this drunk guy was staggering down the street wearing only a bath robe, which was open to the world, and one sock. WTF, wasn't he cold? What is it with drunk people and the one sock rule? When ever you hear about a half naked drunk person wandering around, if they are wearing socks, it will be only one sock.

I know this sounds weird, but did he by chance headbutt you and then tell you to suck a caribou's ass?

No it wasn't Wesley Willis. Funny thing about him, back around 90 or 91 I use to see him all of the time on the Lake Street train with his face painted, in what I think he believed was war paint, chanting and talking gibberish.


Please make this thread all about Wesley Willis. My favorite song is  I kicked Batman's Ass.
 
2013-10-29 11:25:36 AM
"The subject is pantsless I repeat, pantsless."
 
2013-10-29 11:33:38 AM
better than calling Unit 731 to check things out...
 
2013-10-29 11:37:30 AM
I was fortunate to see WW live, when I lived in Chicago. Then, when I lived in Tucson for a few years, I got to see him there also, when he came through. Then when I moved back to Chicago (it's a love/hate kind of thing), I just happened to go to what would be his last show, at the Fireside Bowl!

/you better put some hoisin sauce on it!
//Fireside Bowl!
 
2013-10-29 11:47:26 AM

jso2897: Where was he wearing the sock?


dammit

/late again
 
2013-10-29 06:04:43 PM
Mejia-Perez was intoxicated and a portable alcohol sensor indicated his blood alcohol level at about two and a half times the amount considered unsafe for driving.

A few things here. Number 1. Why the fark would you take a breath test if you were not driving? 2. Are you a newbie drinker? 0.08 is very low (to me). At 0.20, I wouldn't drive, but I wouldn't take off my clothes and stumble down the street either.

At what point is it acceptable to lose your pants... and one sock?
 
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