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(Blackpool Gazette)   Shop assistant foils a machete wielding thief with a mop and a bottle of vodka   ( blackpoolgazette.co.uk) divider line
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2013-10-29 07:42:42 AM  
He was warned about the thrashing.

meme.themeshall.com
 
2013-10-29 08:12:13 AM  
Machete trifecta in play?
 
2013-10-29 08:19:23 AM  
I too foil plans with vodka.
 
2013-10-29 08:21:05 AM  
She wasn't immediately fired? Or are they just waiting till the media dies down?
 
2013-10-29 08:21:38 AM  
Vodka...is there anything it can't do?
 
2013-10-29 08:22:11 AM  
According to Google's fine facial recognition software it's either Bryan Adams or Robert DeNiro.
 
2013-10-29 08:22:55 AM  
That's v-o-d-a-k, Subby! Did they not teach spelling in school? Geeze!

/stupid memes are stupid
 
2013-10-29 08:32:24 AM  
Done in one.  Wasn't that Samuel Jackson's first movie appearance, too?
 
2013-10-29 08:37:28 AM  
Shop girls...what can't they do?

media.monstersandcritics.com
 
2013-10-29 09:02:33 AM  
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VODKA???
 
2013-10-29 09:26:59 AM  
i1275.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-29 09:30:18 AM  
www.blastr.com
 
2013-10-29 09:32:29 AM  
MY MOP!!!

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2013-10-29 10:24:59 AM  

DigitalCoffee: MY MOP!!!

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Came for a picture of Stanley Spadowski.  Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-10-29 02:17:37 PM  
Tag dissonance

[HERO] Shop assistant foils a machete wielding thief with a mop and a bottle of vodka

[FAIL] Machete wielding thief foiled by shop assistant wielding a mop and a bottle of vodka

No?
 
2013-10-29 02:34:19 PM  
I thought one always brandished machetes, from the earlier article. Now we've downgraded to wielding one.
 
2013-10-29 06:20:43 PM  
"Machete don't clean nor drink."
 
2013-10-30 03:03:36 PM  

JonnyBGoode: I thought one always brandished machetes, from the earlier article. Now we've downgraded to wielding one.


Well, brandish means "to hold in a threatening manner," so if you get your ass kicked by a girl with a mop, I don't think you were very threatening to begin with.
 
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