If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(News9 Oklahoma)   PSA: When you get pulled over by the cops and give them your brother's name because you think you have warrants, you might want to make sure your brother doesn't actually have warrants   (news9.com) divider line 15
    More: Dumbass, PSA, Oklahoma City, Xavier Lott, traffic stops, threat of violence  
•       •       •

2011 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Oct 2013 at 1:41 AM (42 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



15 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-10-29 12:07:26 AM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him...I'm Homer Simpson!
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumbel.
The same Barney Gumbel who keeps taking picture of my sister?
Uh, actually, my real name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- Joe Valachi!
The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime?
Benedict Arnold!
The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
D'oh!
 
2013-10-29 12:56:45 AM
The guy is doing to win a Darwin award some day.
 
2013-10-29 01:50:48 AM
Maybe he should have said his name was Billy Graham.
 
2013-10-29 01:52:32 AM
so you can get hauled off for being stupid?

go figure
 
2013-10-29 01:53:28 AM
cops probably thought all brothers look alike.
 
2013-10-29 01:55:46 AM

The Flexecutioner: cops probably thought all brothers look alike.


I lolled. Well done.
 
2013-10-29 01:59:25 AM
he thought he had warrants...
 
2013-10-29 02:02:13 AM
I can only imagine the laughter at Thanksgiving dinner with these two madcap brothers shooting barbs at each other as their mother says with hands on hip "mmmm, hmmmm".
 
2013-10-29 02:43:51 AM
No! I'm really not my brother! I swear!

Cops: Yeah, well, then we'll just call him in to verify...

Uh...well....
 
2013-10-29 04:02:31 AM
What kind of a fark-ass not only doesn't know if he has warrants but uses a false name just to be sure because he might?

/fark-ass
 
2013-10-29 04:20:33 AM
I knew a guy who had a brother that was hunting without a license and saw the game warden come.  He got in his car, took off to his brother's house (who was almost identical to him) and gave his brother the gun because he knew he had a license.  The warden came up and he showed the game warden his license.  The game warden checked his shotgun and it had no plug in it that allowed it to have more shells than legal for the game he was hunting.  And yes, he got a ticked for that.
 
2013-10-29 07:00:07 AM
Gonna be an awkward holiday season at that house
 
2013-10-29 08:13:29 AM
Bigdogdaddy:

I see your story and raise you a bro who racked up warrants against his bro in another state.  My dad told me about his cross country trucking career, when he was 16.  He used my uncle's license, which they still look enough alike to fool their own siblings, as in my aunt thought my dad was pranking me when he sent a pic of himself freshly shaved, stating he sent me a pic of my uncle.  Any way, back in '64, my dad drove truck to the south and racked up all sorts of warrants in GA.  My dad did tell his bro to stay out of GA, but didn't explain why to him.

/the pic story happened when I was staying with my aunt in MI and my dad had shaved off his beard for the first time in about 20 years.
 
2013-10-29 08:23:31 AM
OKC Man Arrested For False Personation After Traffic Stop

- TO PERSONATE, crim. law. The act of assuming the character of another without lawful authority, and, in such character, doing something to his prejudice, or to the prejudice of another, without his will or consent.
So what the heck is "False Personation"?
 
2013-10-29 09:55:45 AM
LOTT: (Thinking) shiat, I think i have a warrant in the system. I better use my brother's name
Officer: License and Registration Please!
LOTT: I forgot it at home. My name is....
Officer: Ok. I'll be right back.
LOTT: (thinking) That went smoothly.
**5 minutes later**
Officer: Mr. Lott, Please get out of the vehicle. you have a warrant.
LOTT: fark!
Farkers: Yep, Lott. You made it on Fark!!
 
Displayed 15 of 15 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »





Report