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(Myrtle Beach Online)   "A couple were arrested by Myrtle Beach police Sunday night after brandishing machetes," and "...a neighbor also brandished a machete in the incident and was taken into custody." Really everyone in this neighborhood has a machete   (myrtlebeachonline.com) divider line 84
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2013-10-29 12:58:21 AM
media.myrtlebeachonline.com
Dad?
 
2013-10-29 03:48:22 AM
When will this country get serious and pass some machete control laws? At the very least we need background checks for machete ownership.
 
2013-10-29 03:52:20 AM
Too bad Myrtle Beach isn't in Florida then we could have a good ol' Fark thread about how everybody in Florida is a racist machete wielding redneck!!!
 
2013-10-29 03:53:54 AM

Bucky Katt: Dad?


Col. Kurtz?
 
2013-10-29 03:55:09 AM
www.onlygoodmovies.com
 
2013-10-29 04:00:44 AM
Subby doesn't?
 
2013-10-29 04:01:23 AM
i37.photobucket.com

What a media machete might look like.
 
2013-10-29 04:01:28 AM
Myrtle Beach Drunk.  It's real.
 
2013-10-29 04:06:07 AM
What's wrong with machetes? It's an actual, extremely useful tool beneficial for common household activities - unlike certain other metal objects that get called "tools" by, well, tools.
 
2013-10-29 04:10:13 AM
Of course they've all got machetes. You can get a 5-pack grab bag of assorted machetes for like 12 bucks!

/some of the deals you can find on survivalism store websites are hilarious
//like discount parachutes
 
2013-10-29 04:10:32 AM

GungFu: [i37.photobucket.com image 550x361]

What a media machete might look like.


Come on Farkers!! Who cares if this story is about South Carolina?? Let's bash Texas and Florida!!!

I'll start... Surprised this didn't happen in Texas or Florida!!! Those states are full of machete wielding rednecks!!!!
 
2013-10-29 04:10:47 AM
Machetes are awesome. First of all they're like $6 at Wal-Mart, and they have so many uses. Clearing brush, bushwacking, busting coconuts, cutting the heads off snakes, making notches in a beatin'' stick, hacking up chickens, making one long hose into two smaller hoses, cutting off the top of cattails and selling them as corn dogs to the tourists, drawing obscene figures in the sand, whittling, slicing up milk jugs, cutting a vine and drinking from it, making jangly metal sounds to scare away varmints, and pointing at things.

You're really missing out if you're going through life without a machete, just sayin'.
 
2013-10-29 04:14:05 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Machetes are awesome. First of all they're like $6 at Wal-Mart, and they have so many uses. Clearing brush, bushwacking, busting coconuts, cutting the heads off snakes, making notches in a beatin'' stick, hacking up chickens, making one long hose into two smaller hoses, cutting off the top of cattails and selling them as corn dogs to the tourists, drawing obscene figures in the sand, whittling, slicing up milk jugs, cutting a vine and drinking from it, making jangly metal sounds to scare away varmints, and pointing at things.

You're really missing out if you're going through life without a machete, just sayin'.


Not sure if you could possibly be more of a condescending ass? Just sayin'.
 
2013-10-29 04:15:02 AM

crispyone: When will this country get serious and pass some machete control laws? At the very least we need background checks for machete ownership.


Wow. What an original, clever comment. I don't think I've ever heard anyone make that particular brilliant quip in response to a news story about violence involving some weapon not a firearm. It's like a wise little put-down of liberals, and their dumb old gun laws.
Brilliant.
Maybe we can have some gun grabber come in and make a crack about how it's too bad all the other people there didn't have machetes too. Then we can get this thread focused on the only subject that really matters: some stupid redneck's f**king hobby, and the alleged attempts by the Bad People (tm) to take his toys away.
 
2013-10-29 04:17:04 AM

crispyone: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Machetes are awesome. First of all they're like $6 at Wal-Mart, and they have so many uses. Clearing brush, bushwacking, busting coconuts, cutting the heads off snakes, making notches in a beatin'' stick, hacking up chickens, making one long hose into two smaller hoses, cutting off the top of cattails and selling them as corn dogs to the tourists, drawing obscene figures in the sand, whittling, slicing up milk jugs, cutting a vine and drinking from it, making jangly metal sounds to scare away varmints, and pointing at things.

You're really missing out if you're going through life without a machete, just sayin'.

Not sure if you could possibly be more of a condescending ass? Just sayin'.


Of course he could, and if he fails to accept the challenge, he's not the Farker I think he is.
 
2013-10-29 04:17:51 AM

jso2897: crispyone: When will this country get serious and pass some machete control laws? At the very least we need background checks for machete ownership.

Wow. What an original, clever comment. I don't think I've ever heard anyone make that particular brilliant quip in response to a news story about violence involving some weapon not a firearm. It's like a wise little put-down of liberals, and their dumb old gun laws.
Brilliant.
Maybe we can have some gun grabber come in and make a crack about how it's too bad all the other people there didn't have machetes too. Then we can get this thread focused on the only subject that really matters: some stupid redneck's f**king hobby, and the alleged attempts by the Bad People (tm) to take his toys away.


You angry bro?
 
2013-10-29 04:19:20 AM

crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: When will this country get serious and pass some machete control laws? At the very least we need background checks for machete ownership.

Wow. What an original, clever comment. I don't think I've ever heard anyone make that particular brilliant quip in response to a news story about violence involving some weapon not a firearm. It's like a wise little put-down of liberals, and their dumb old gun laws.
Brilliant.
Maybe we can have some gun grabber come in and make a crack about how it's too bad all the other people there didn't have machetes too. Then we can get this thread focused on the only subject that really matters: some stupid redneck's f**king hobby, and the alleged attempts by the Bad People (tm) to take his toys away.

You angry bro?


Not even remotely. Why? Do you imagine yourself capable of making me angry?
Don't - you'd be wasting your time.
 
2013-10-29 04:19:47 AM
Man, Myrtle Beach must have a bigger Columbian immigrant population than people realize.
 
2013-10-29 04:21:36 AM
Ok, crispyone officially on my ignore list.
 
2013-10-29 04:23:28 AM

Enigmamf: Ok, crispyone officially on my ignore list.


Why? What did he do that would matter to any sane adult?
Some advice, dude: never get a job in a daycare - you don't tolerate kids well.
 
2013-10-29 04:25:33 AM

jso2897: crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: When will this country get serious and pass some machete control laws? At the very least we need background checks for machete ownership.

Wow. What an original, clever comment. I don't think I've ever heard anyone make that particular brilliant quip in response to a news story about violence involving some weapon not a firearm. It's like a wise little put-down of liberals, and their dumb old gun laws.
Brilliant.
Maybe we can have some gun grabber come in and make a crack about how it's too bad all the other people there didn't have machetes too. Then we can get this thread focused on the only subject that really matters: some stupid redneck's f**king hobby, and the alleged attempts by the Bad People (tm) to take his toys away.

You angry bro?

Not even remotely. Why? Do you imagine yourself capable of making me angry?
Don't - you'd be wasting your time.


No, I asked because your post sounds angry. I assume when people use terms like "Stupid redneck's f**king hobby" they might be kinda angry. But thanks for clearing that up for me. You just call people stupid f**cking rednecks out of hand.
 
2013-10-29 04:34:23 AM

Enigmamf: Ok, crispyone officially on my ignore list.


OMG!!!! Please NOOOOO!!!!!

It's hilarious how much sarcasm there is on this site and there are still so many morons that don't get sarcasm.
 
2013-10-29 04:34:39 AM
Ma-chete mah rules.
 
2013-10-29 04:37:52 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-29 04:39:44 AM

crispyone: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Machetes are awesome. First of all they're like $6 at Wal-Mart, and they have so many uses. Clearing brush, bushwacking, busting coconuts, cutting the heads off snakes, making notches in a beatin'' stick, hacking up chickens, making one long hose into two smaller hoses, cutting off the top of cattails and selling them as corn dogs to the tourists, drawing obscene figures in the sand, whittling, slicing up milk jugs, cutting a vine and drinking from it, making jangly metal sounds to scare away varmints, and pointing at things.

You're really missing out if you're going through life without a machete, just sayin'.

Not sure if you could possibly be more of a condescending ass? Just sayin'.


Be honest, you have, or have had at one time, a booth at the flea market, right? Selling a nice assortment of Chinese stars, nunchucks, stun guns, bull whips, and self-defense keychains? Probably had the booth in between the knockoff purse woman and the dental equipment guy.
 
2013-10-29 04:46:07 AM

jso2897: Enigmamf: Ok, crispyone officially on my ignore list.

Why? What did he do that would matter to any sane adult?
Some advice, dude: never get a job in a daycare - you don't tolerate kids well.


Some advice dude...Stop being so but-hurt. And just because you deny being but-hurt doesn't make it true. And also get a clue about this new fangled invention called sarcasm.

Just because I make jokes about machete laws doesn't reflect in any way on my views of gun ownership laws.
 
2013-10-29 04:51:29 AM

jso2897: Enigmamf: Ok, crispyone officially on my ignore list.

Why? What did he do that would matter to any sane adult?
Some advice, dude: never get a job in a daycare - you don't tolerate kids well.


Life is too short to waste brain cells on filtering out the garbage spewed by those with an antisocial spirit.
 
2013-10-29 04:57:14 AM
There's some horribly inappropriate joke about Rwanda and the abundance of machetes in here somewhere, and while I'm possibly drunk enough to say it, I am thankfully too drunk to come up with it.
 
2013-10-29 04:59:35 AM

crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: When will this country get serious and pass some machete control laws? At the very least we need background checks for machete ownership.

Wow. What an original, clever comment. I don't think I've ever heard anyone make that particular brilliant quip in response to a news story about violence involving some weapon not a firearm. It's like a wise little put-down of liberals, and their dumb old gun laws.
Brilliant.
Maybe we can have some gun grabber come in and make a crack about how it's too bad all the other people there didn't have machetes too. Then we can get this thread focused on the only subject that really matters: some stupid redneck's f**king hobby, and the alleged attempts by the Bad People (tm) to take his toys away.

You angry bro?

Not even remotely. Why? Do you imagine yourself capable of making me angry?
Don't - you'd be wasting your time.

No, I asked because your post sounds angry. I assume when people use terms like "Stupid redneck's f**king hobby" they might be kinda angry. But thanks for clearing that up for me. You just call people stupid f**cking rednecks out of hand.


crispyone: jso2897: Enigmamf: Ok, crispyone officially on my ignore list.

Why? What did he do that would matter to any sane adult?
Some advice, dude: never get a job in a daycare - you don't tolerate kids well.

Some advice dude...Stop being so but-hurt. And just because you deny being but-hurt doesn't make it true. And also get a clue about this new fangled invention called sarcasm.

Just because I make jokes about machete laws doesn't reflect in any way on my views of gun ownership laws.


Ya, nobody gives a f**k what you actually think about anything. Never make the mistake of thinking they do - I learned that the hard way.
 
2013-10-29 05:00:49 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: crispyone: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Machetes are awesome. First of all they're like $6 at Wal-Mart, and they have so many uses. Clearing brush, bushwacking, busting coconuts, cutting the heads off snakes, making notches in a beatin'' stick, hacking up chickens, making one long hose into two smaller hoses, cutting off the top of cattails and selling them as corn dogs to the tourists, drawing obscene figures in the sand, whittling, slicing up milk jugs, cutting a vine and drinking from it, making jangly metal sounds to scare away varmints, and pointing at things.

You're really missing out if you're going through life without a machete, just sayin'.

Not sure if you could possibly be more of a condescending ass? Just sayin'.

Be honest, you have, or have had at one time, a booth at the flea market, right? Selling a nice assortment of Chinese stars, nunchucks, stun guns, bull whips, and self-defense keychains? Probably had the booth in between the knockoff purse woman and the dental equipment guy.


Umm, no never had a booth at a flea market. Never have owned a gun either.  Other than making personal attacks, what is your point?
 
2013-10-29 05:02:26 AM

crispyone: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: crispyone: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Machetes are awesome. First of all they're like $6 at Wal-Mart, and they have so many uses. Clearing brush, bushwacking, busting coconuts, cutting the heads off snakes, making notches in a beatin'' stick, hacking up chickens, making one long hose into two smaller hoses, cutting off the top of cattails and selling them as corn dogs to the tourists, drawing obscene figures in the sand, whittling, slicing up milk jugs, cutting a vine and drinking from it, making jangly metal sounds to scare away varmints, and pointing at things.

You're really missing out if you're going through life without a machete, just sayin'.

Not sure if you could possibly be more of a condescending ass? Just sayin'.

Be honest, you have, or have had at one time, a booth at the flea market, right? Selling a nice assortment of Chinese stars, nunchucks, stun guns, bull whips, and self-defense keychains? Probably had the booth in between the knockoff purse woman and the dental equipment guy.

Umm, no never had a booth at a flea market. Never have owned a gun either.  Other than making personal attacks, what is your point?


Now who's "angry"? Hmmmmmmmmmm?
Lighten up, Francis.
You'll get over it.
 
2013-10-29 05:03:24 AM
You always have a machete when you live in the zombie part of town.
 
2013-10-29 05:04:39 AM

Raw_fishFood: You always have a machete when you live in the zombie part of town.


I want a gun that shoots leprosy.
 
2013-10-29 05:05:30 AM

jso2897: crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: When will this country get serious and pass some machete control laws? At the very least we need background checks for machete ownership.

Wow. What an original, clever comment. I don't think I've ever heard anyone make that particular brilliant quip in response to a news story about violence involving some weapon not a firearm. It's like a wise little put-down of liberals, and their dumb old gun laws.
Brilliant.
Maybe we can have some gun grabber come in and make a crack about how it's too bad all the other people there didn't have machetes too. Then we can get this thread focused on the only subject that really matters: some stupid redneck's f**king hobby, and the alleged attempts by the Bad People (tm) to take his toys away.

You angry bro?

Not even remotely. Why? Do you imagine yourself capable of making me angry?
Don't - you'd be wasting your time.

No, I asked because your post sounds angry. I assume when people use terms like "Stupid redneck's f**king hobby" they might be kinda angry. But thanks for clearing that up for me. You just call people stupid f**cking rednecks out of hand.

crispyone: jso2897: Enigmamf: Ok, crispyone officially on my ignore list.

Why? What did he do that would matter to any sane adult?
Some advice, dude: never get a job in a daycare - you don't tolerate kids well.

Some advice dude...Stop being so but-hurt. And just because you deny being but-hurt doesn't make it true. And also get a clue about this new fangled invention called sarcasm.

Just because I make jokes about machete laws doesn't reflect in any way on my views of gun ownership laws.

Ya, nobody gives a f**k what you actually think about anything. Never make the mistake of thinking they do - I learned that the hard way.


Then why they F**k do you keep responding? Sounds like you don't learn very well.
 
2013-10-29 05:07:17 AM

jso2897: crispyone: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: crispyone: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Machetes are awesome. First of all they're like $6 at Wal-Mart, and they have so many uses. Clearing brush, bushwacking, busting coconuts, cutting the heads off snakes, making notches in a beatin'' stick, hacking up chickens, making one long hose into two smaller hoses, cutting off the top of cattails and selling them as corn dogs to the tourists, drawing obscene figures in the sand, whittling, slicing up milk jugs, cutting a vine and drinking from it, making jangly metal sounds to scare away varmints, and pointing at things.

You're really missing out if you're going through life without a machete, just sayin'.

Not sure if you could possibly be more of a condescending ass? Just sayin'.

Be honest, you have, or have had at one time, a booth at the flea market, right? Selling a nice assortment of Chinese stars, nunchucks, stun guns, bull whips, and self-defense keychains? Probably had the booth in between the knockoff purse woman and the dental equipment guy.

Umm, no never had a booth at a flea market. Never have owned a gun either.  Other than making personal attacks, what is your point?

Now who's "angry"? Hmmmmmmmmmm?
Lighten up, Francis.
You'll get over it.


What in my response sounds angry?
 
2013-10-29 05:07:20 AM

crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: When will this country get serious and pass some machete control laws? At the very least we need background checks for machete ownership.

Wow. What an original, clever comment. I don't think I've ever heard anyone make that particular brilliant quip in response to a news story about violence involving some weapon not a firearm. It's like a wise little put-down of liberals, and their dumb old gun laws.
Brilliant.
Maybe we can have some gun grabber come in and make a crack about how it's too bad all the other people there didn't have machetes too. Then we can get this thread focused on the only subject that really matters: some stupid redneck's f**king hobby, and the alleged attempts by the Bad People (tm) to take his toys away.

You angry bro?

Not even remotely. Why? Do you imagine yourself capable of making me angry?
Don't - you'd be wasting your time.

No, I asked because your post sounds angry. I assume when people use terms like "Stupid redneck's f**king hobby" they might be kinda angry. But thanks for clearing that up for me. You just call people stupid f**cking rednecks out of hand.

crispyone: jso2897: Enigmamf: Ok, crispyone officially on my ignore list.

Why? What did he do that would matter to any sane adult?
Some advice, dude: never get a job in a daycare - you don't tolerate kids well.

Some advice dude...Stop being so but-hurt. And just because you deny being but-hurt doesn't make it true. And also get a clue about this new fangled invention called sarcasm.

Just because I make jokes about machete laws doesn't reflect in any way on my views of gun ownership laws.

Ya, nobody gives a f**k what you actually think about anything. Never make the mistake of thinking they do - I learned that the hard way.

Then why they F**k do you keep responding? Sounds like you don't learn very well.


Why not? Seems as if you like to talk - thought I'd keep you company.
 
2013-10-29 05:07:51 AM

jso2897: Raw_fishFood: You always have a machete when you live in the zombie part of town.

I want a gun that shoots leprosy.


*nnnuuuummmmmbbbbb*

'I...I can't feel a thing!'
 
2013-10-29 05:08:04 AM

crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: crispyone: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Machetes are awesome. First of all they're like $6 at Wal-Mart, and they have so many uses. Clearing brush, bushwacking, busting coconuts, cutting the heads off snakes, making notches in a beatin'' stick, hacking up chickens, making one long hose into two smaller hoses, cutting off the top of cattails and selling them as corn dogs to the tourists, drawing obscene figures in the sand, whittling, slicing up milk jugs, cutting a vine and drinking from it, making jangly metal sounds to scare away varmints, and pointing at things.

You're really missing out if you're going through life without a machete, just sayin'.

Not sure if you could possibly be more of a condescending ass? Just sayin'.

Be honest, you have, or have had at one time, a booth at the flea market, right? Selling a nice assortment of Chinese stars, nunchucks, stun guns, bull whips, and self-defense keychains? Probably had the booth in between the knockoff purse woman and the dental equipment guy.

Umm, no never had a booth at a flea market. Never have owned a gun either.  Other than making personal attacks, what is your point?

Now who's "angry"? Hmmmmmmmmmm?
Lighten up, Francis.
You'll get over it.

What in my response sounds angry?


Nothing - that's my point.. :D
 
2013-10-29 05:09:44 AM

jso2897: crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: When will this country get serious and pass some machete control laws? At the very least we need background checks for machete ownership.

Wow. What an original, clever comment. I don't think I've ever heard anyone make that particular brilliant quip in response to a news story about violence involving some weapon not a firearm. It's like a wise little put-down of liberals, and their dumb old gun laws.
Brilliant.
Maybe we can have some gun grabber come in and make a crack about how it's too bad all the other people there didn't have machetes too. Then we can get this thread focused on the only subject that really matters: some stupid redneck's f**king hobby, and the alleged attempts by the Bad People (tm) to take his toys away.

You angry bro?

Not even remotely. Why? Do you imagine yourself capable of making me angry?
Don't - you'd be wasting your time.

No, I asked because your post sounds angry. I assume when people use terms like "Stupid redneck's f**king hobby" they might be kinda angry. But thanks for clearing that up for me. You just call people stupid f**cking rednecks out of hand.

crispyone: jso2897: Enigmamf: Ok, crispyone officially on my ignore list.

Why? What did he do that would matter to any sane adult?
Some advice, dude: never get a job in a daycare - you don't tolerate kids well.

Some advice dude...Stop being so but-hurt. And just because you deny being but-hurt doesn't make it true. And also get a clue about this new fangled invention called sarcasm.

Just because I make jokes about machete laws doesn't reflect in any way on my views of gun ownership laws.

Ya, nobody gives a f**k what you actually think about anything. Never make the mistake of thinking they do - I learned that the hard way.

Then why they F**k do you keep responding? Sounds like you don't learn very well.

Why not? Seems as if you like to talk - thought I'd keep you company.


Thanks!
 
2013-10-29 05:10:09 AM

mutterfark: jso2897: Raw_fishFood: You always have a machete when you live in the zombie part of town.

I want a gun that shoots leprosy.

*nnnuuuummmmmbbbbb*

'I...I can't feel a thing!'


I want to shoot the Rockettes with it, and watch their legs go flying into the audience.
 
2013-10-29 05:11:38 AM

jso2897: crispyone: jso2897: crispyone: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: crispyone: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Machetes are awesome. First of all they're like $6 at Wal-Mart, and they have so many uses. Clearing brush, bushwacking, busting coconuts, cutting the heads off snakes, making notches in a beatin'' stick, hacking up chickens, making one long hose into two smaller hoses, cutting off the top of cattails and selling them as corn dogs to the tourists, drawing obscene figures in the sand, whittling, slicing up milk jugs, cutting a vine and drinking from it, making jangly metal sounds to scare away varmints, and pointing at things.

You're really missing out if you're going through life without a machete, just sayin'.

Not sure if you could possibly be more of a condescending ass? Just sayin'.

Be honest, you have, or have had at one time, a booth at the flea market, right? Selling a nice assortment of Chinese stars, nunchucks, stun guns, bull whips, and self-defense keychains? Probably had the booth in between the knockoff purse woman and the dental equipment guy.

Umm, no never had a booth at a flea market. Never have owned a gun either.  Other than making personal attacks, what is your point?

Now who's "angry"? Hmmmmmmmmmm?
Lighten up, Francis.
You'll get over it.

What in my response sounds angry?

Nothing - that's my point.. :D


Thanks for letting me know you have no point...and admitting it.
 
2013-10-29 05:21:38 AM
I go to the trouble of preparing this excellent thread  on machetes. A thread that sources two (2!) mugshots to remember and you chucklef***s have to cock it up with this crap? For this my next green is going to be an Israel thread designed to whip Tatsuma into a froth. You will have no one to blame but yourselves.

/I will be in politics if anyone needs me, oh wait I am already there.
//Subby
///Yes you made me mad.
 
2013-10-29 05:23:39 AM
I have a machete, doesn't everyone have a machete?
 
2013-10-29 05:26:23 AM

Alunan: I go to the trouble of preparing this excellent thread  on machetes. A thread that sources two (2!) mugshots to remember and you chucklef***s have to cock it up with this crap? For this my next green is going to be an Israel thread designed to whip Tatsuma into a froth. You will have no one to blame but yourselves.

/I will be in politics if anyone needs me, oh wait I am already there.
//Subby
///Yes you made me mad.


Not my fault some morons don't get sarcasm.
 
2013-10-29 05:31:09 AM

Alunan: Tatsuma into a froth.


stateimpact.npr.org


SAY IT AGAIN
.
 
2013-10-29 05:31:38 AM
You aren't being sarcastic. Maybe you are being facetious but honestly it's hard to tell. It sounds like you are coming down pro-redneck and anti-gun control. Especially with he machete control "quip"... If you could call it a quip at this late stage of the meme.

To which the only intelligent response would be that we will control machetes when machetes bring in the same kill count  as guns. Noting that the kill count in this incident is zero.  Also when machetes have no other non-permit-necessary functions.
 
2013-10-29 05:35:01 AM

crispyone: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Machetes are awesome. First of all they're like $6 at Wal-Mart, and they have so many uses. Clearing brush, bushwacking, busting coconuts, cutting the heads off snakes, making notches in a beatin'' stick, hacking up chickens, making one long hose into two smaller hoses, cutting off the top of cattails and selling them as corn dogs to the tourists, drawing obscene figures in the sand, whittling, slicing up milk jugs, cutting a vine and drinking from it, making jangly metal sounds to scare away varmints, and pointing at things.

You're really missing out if you're going through life without a machete, just sayin'.

Not sure if you could possibly be more of a condescending ass? Just sayin'.


Clearly, you don't understand sarcasm.
/ just sayin'
 
2013-10-29 05:37:26 AM

Alunan: You aren't being sarcastic. Maybe you are being facetious but honestly it's hard to tell. It sounds like you are coming down pro-redneck and anti-gun control. Especially with he machete control "quip"... If you could call it a quip at this late stage of the meme.

To which the only intelligent response would be that we will control machetes when machetes bring in the same kill count  as guns. Noting that the kill count in this incident is zero.  Also when machetes have no other non-permit-necessary functions.


Thanks for telling me what I am or am not being. And admitting it's hard to tell. I wish I understood me as well as you do.
 
2013-10-29 05:39:09 AM

Lafiel: / just sayin'


//just sayin'
 
2013-10-29 05:40:27 AM

Alunan: I go to the trouble of preparing this excellent thread  on machetes. A thread that sources two (2!) mugshots to remember


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/couldn't find a machete
 
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