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(Daily Mail)   Attending a training session to boost productivity and profit is good, especially if you are a hooker   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2013-10-29 12:39:33 AM  
Hope they at least told them not to take pictures with a duck face
 
2013-10-29 01:08:31 AM  
FTFA: While the authenticity of the video or the claims made have not been verified

Failed again.
 
2013-10-29 05:09:27 AM  
What about boosting Aids and the herp? They're doubtless far behind the average american skank.
 
2013-10-29 05:31:30 AM  
I always thought the direct approach was more effective than advertising online:

media.screened.com

/too obscure?
 
2013-10-29 05:41:13 AM  

Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: I always thought the direct approach was more effective than advertising online:

[media.screened.com image 720x576]

/too obscure?


Seriously?
 
2013-10-29 05:45:17 AM  
i265.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-29 05:45:27 AM  

robohobo: Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: I always thought the direct approach was more effective than advertising online:

[media.screened.com image 720x576]

/too obscure?

Seriously?


ya, it's obviously from platoon.
 
2013-10-29 05:47:05 AM  

robohobo: Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: I always thought the direct approach was more effective than advertising online:

[media.screened.com image 720x576]

/too obscure?

Seriously?


No. On the other hand I never really can be sure what the demographics are of the audience I am speaking to anywhere online.
 
2013-10-29 05:55:35 AM  
 
2013-10-29 05:59:47 AM  

Bucky Katt: FTFA: While the authenticity of the video or the claims made have not been verified

Failed again.


It must be true..
 
2013-10-29 06:06:38 AM  
Are hookers that hot in china?
 
2013-10-29 06:13:30 AM  
s2.hubimg.com

PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.
 
2013-10-29 06:23:00 AM  

some_beer_drinker: robohobo: Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: I always thought the direct approach was more effective than advertising online:

[media.screened.com image 720x576]

/too obscure?

Seriously?

ya, it's obviously from platoon.


Seriously? It's Sands of Iwo Jima....
 
2013-10-29 06:30:38 AM  

Into the blue again: some_beer_drinker: robohobo: Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: I always thought the direct approach was more effective than advertising online:

[media.screened.com image 720x576]

/too obscure?

Seriously?

ya, it's obviously from platoon.

Seriously? It's Sands of Iwo Jima....

img5.imageshack.us

 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-29 06:35:44 AM  

Into the blue again: some_beer_drinker: robohobo: Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: I always thought the direct approach was more effective than advertising online:

[media.screened.com image 720x576]

/too obscure?

Seriously?

ya, it's obviously from platoon.

Seriously? It's Sands of Iwo Jima....


I thought it was from The Fox and the Hound.
 
2013-10-29 06:38:31 AM  
It's an elastic product.
 
2013-10-29 06:40:53 AM  
Jimmy Kimmel?
 
2013-10-29 06:43:39 AM  
 I've never really seen a great 'selfie'. Hope they get a real photographer to get their profile/action shots.
 
2013-10-29 06:49:13 AM  

fusillade762: [s2.hubimg.com image 520x293]

PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.


hilarious, i was just thinking about that movie this morning. nice reference! +1
 
2013-10-29 07:09:32 AM  

fusillade762: [s2.hubimg.com image 520x293]

PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-10-29 07:11:27 AM  

d23: Into the blue again: some_beer_drinker: robohobo: Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: I always thought the direct approach was more effective than advertising online:

[media.screened.com image 720x576]

/too obscure?

Seriously?

ya, it's obviously from platoon.

Seriously? It's Sands of Iwo Jima....

I thought it was from The Fox and the Hound.


What the hell are you talking about? Seriously? Doesn't everyone know that's from Apocalypse Now?
 
2013-10-29 07:16:11 AM  

Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: robohobo: Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: I always thought the direct approach was more effective than advertising online:

[media.screened.com image 720x576]

/too obscure?

Seriously?

No. On the other hand I never really can be sure what the demographics are of the audience I am speaking to anywhere online.


The demographics of Fark? Well, we've got computer geeks, car geeks, game geeks, weather geeks, political geeks, sports geeks, cooking geeks, music geeks, movie geeks, welding geeks, sci-fi geeks, history geeks, art geeks, cosplay geeks, porn geeks, cryptography geeks, math geeks, science geeks, grammar geeks, and some other types of geeks that I'm sure I've left out.

See if you can spot the trend.
 
2013-10-29 07:19:54 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: It's an elastic product.


nice
 
2013-10-29 07:44:29 AM  

SurfaceTension: d23: Into the blue again: some_beer_drinker: robohobo: Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: I always thought the direct approach was more effective than advertising online:

[media.screened.com image 720x576]

/too obscure?

Seriously?

ya, it's obviously from platoon.

Seriously? It's Sands of Iwo Jima....

I thought it was from The Fox and the Hound.

What the hell are you talking about? Seriously? Doesn't everyone know that's from Apocalypse Now?


Idjits.  That's Matthew Modine- the movie is called Memphis Belle.
 
2013-10-29 07:46:47 AM  
Slumdog Millionaire

/what's the game?
 
2013-10-29 08:06:29 AM  
During the country's Cultural Revoltion in the 60s and 70s, men and women were often segregated and Mao Zedong's regime launched a harsh crackdown on prostitution.
But now - thanks to China's rapidly expanding economy and the introduction of Western values in cities and even parts of the rural countryside - things have changed.

Yeah, in the US, founded by Puritans and run by men that don't even wash it for fear of "accidental emissions", we're all whore mongers.
Can't speak for the UK.
 
2013-10-29 08:10:50 AM  

Slowdog: SurfaceTension: d23: Into the blue again: some_beer_drinker: robohobo: Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: I always thought the direct approach was more effective than advertising online:

[media.screened.com image 720x576]

/too obscure?

Seriously?

ya, it's obviously from platoon.

Seriously? It's Sands of Iwo Jima....

I thought it was from The Fox and the Hound.

What the hell are you talking about? Seriously? Doesn't everyone know that's from Apocalypse Now?

Idjits.  That's Matthew Modine- the movie is called Memphis Belle.


lolz...


This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
 My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it.
 
2013-10-29 08:12:07 AM  

Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: I always thought the direct approach was more effective than advertising online:


No not obscure in the slightest.   But I have to wonder what sort of prostitute are at this school... there is a marked difference in your low rent streetwalker and a high end call girl although both will often be called 'prostitutes' in the press.

A call girl would probably make use of the internet to advertise her services.
 
2013-10-29 08:12:31 AM  
"just before the end of his happy ending, stop, yawn, and pretend to leave the room...let the negotiating begin"
 
2013-10-29 08:34:23 AM  

Marcintosh: During the country's Cultural Revoltion in the 60s and 70s, men and women were often segregated and Mao Zedong's regime launched a harsh crackdown on prostitution.
But now - thanks to China's rapidly expanding economy and the introduction of Western values in cities and even parts of the rural countryside - things have changed.

Yeah, in the US, founded by Puritans and run by men that don't even wash it for fear of "accidental emissions", we're all whore mongers.
Can't speak for the UK.


what?
 
2013-10-29 08:35:48 AM  

Prevailing Wind: "just before the end of his happy ending, stop, yawn, and pretend to leave the room...let the negotiating begin"


Wife-like typing?
 
2013-10-29 08:48:52 AM  
AM IN A WORLD OF SHIAT!!!!
 
2013-10-29 10:25:51 AM  

Public Savant: Prevailing Wind: "just before the end of his happy ending, stop, yawn, and pretend to leave the room...let the negotiating begin"

Wife-like typing?


No...but how did you know I was quoting your wife?


/sigh...it was my wife.
//damnitsomuch
 
2013-10-29 12:31:58 PM  
Interesting 'thigh-gap' article to the right

/thigh gap
 
2013-10-29 01:52:24 PM  
Well this is better than in Thailand where they just walk up to you and grab your crotch as you are walking past. Some of them made me wonder as they would grab in such a manner as to cause pain in the testicles. Many though would just rub their hands over the crotch area. No I didn't take any of them up on their offers, but now I wish that I had.
 
2013-10-29 02:44:28 PM  

Profedius: Well this is better than in Thailand where they just walk up to you and grab your crotch as you are walking past. Some of them made me wonder as they would grab in such a manner as to cause pain in the testicles. Many though would just rub their hands over the crotch area. No I didn't take any of them up on their offers, but now I wish that I had.


Uhh, did you check to see if your wallet was missing afterwards?  Pickpockets on the street are known to act in pairs; the first one, a woman (more likely a katoi), who grabs and gropes you.  While you fend her/him off the second one, a homeless boy or girl, grabs your wallet from behind and runs away.

If you still had your wallet, consider a botched attempt and yourself lucky.
 
2013-10-29 02:49:16 PM  
Therese no business like hoe business.
 
2013-10-29 03:30:06 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Profedius: Well this is better than in Thailand where they just walk up to you and grab your crotch as you are walking past. Some of them made me wonder as they would grab in such a manner as to cause pain in the testicles. Many though would just rub their hands over the crotch area. No I didn't take any of them up on their offers, but now I wish that I had.

Uhh, did you check to see if your wallet was missing afterwards?  Pickpockets on the street are known to act in pairs; the first one, a woman (more likely a katoi), who grabs and gropes you.  While you fend her/him off the second one, a homeless boy or girl, grabs your wallet from behind and runs away.

If you still had your wallet, consider a botched attempt and yourself lucky.



I had no worries there since I did not carry a wallet. I carried a small amount of cash in my front left pocket which almost always had my hand in it and the rest of my cash was in my socks. My intent was to not lose my money but I do not recall anyone telling me to do that and I wasn't robbed so I do not know where I got the idea from. I never had an issue where it seemed as though someone had attempted to pick pocket me. I think it might have had something to do with my appearance and mannerism, because I was working at the time and not partying.
 
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