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(Vanity Fair)   Jon Hamm exudes so much testosterone that he has to shave three times a day   (vanityfair.com) divider line 36
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2013-10-29 12:09:47 AM
that ha has to shave three times a day

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-29 01:12:19 AM
Him too?  Shaving so much is tough on the skin I have to tell you.
 
2013-10-29 01:14:18 AM
The article sucks.  There's no mention of Christina Hendricks.
 
2013-10-29 02:24:58 AM
That's also a side effect of  Propecia, and Rogaine.
They probably have to mow his back on a regular basis.
 
2013-10-29 03:26:16 AM

Bucky Katt: Him too?  Shaving so much is tough on the skin I have to tell you.


That's why you buy a trimmer and give yourself a 0 pass. Your skin is saved.
 
2013-10-29 03:51:33 AM
Pfft. Amateur. I exude so much testosterone that your mom has to shave three times a day.
 
2013-10-29 06:06:58 AM
That's how often I shave my nuts!  Stubble just chafes too much.
 
2013-10-29 06:20:30 AM

Bucky Katt: The article sucks.  There's no mention of Christina Hendricks.


She shaves,
 
2013-10-29 08:35:21 AM
 
2013-10-29 08:49:43 AM

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Pfft. Amateur. I exude so much testosterone that your mom has to shave three times a day.


I'm so masculine everywhere my cum lands, hair grows. My wife looks like a wookie at this point.
 
2013-10-29 08:57:26 AM
He's so masculine, his hair has hair on it.
 
2013-10-29 09:00:56 AM
I heard that Jon Hamm is so masculine just his presence can cause a contact pregnancy.
 
2013-10-29 09:45:22 AM
www.latimes.com

All the best people shave twice a day.
 
2013-10-29 09:59:23 AM
Over a 15 hour shooting day, they have to keep him looking the same so it makes sense.
 
2013-10-29 10:09:32 AM
I have so much testosterone, they call me Androgel 16.2%.
 
2013-10-29 10:11:39 AM

tricycleracer: Over a 15 hour shooting day, they have to keep him looking the same so it makes sense.


It's not that crazy. Any guy who has a lot of facial hair and whose hair is dark is going to have this same issue.  For me to look like I have a really good shave I would have to go against the grain, and a few hours into the day I definitely look like I'm getting 5 o'clock shadow already.
 
2013-10-29 10:20:45 AM

TommyymmoT: That's also a side effect of  Propecia, and Rogaine.
They probably have to mow his back on a regular basis.


I'd mow his back on a regular basis!
 
2013-10-29 10:42:36 AM
As for whether Hamm and the other male cast members require makeup: absolutely not.

This is my skeptical face.
 
2013-10-29 10:46:13 AM
I heard that Jon Hamm is so masculine he can give a women an orgasm by winking at her and saying booya

/but then again so can I
 
2013-10-29 11:09:45 AM
The YEC moonbat?
 
2013-10-29 11:16:43 AM

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Pfft. Amateur. I exude so much testosterone that your mom has to shave three times a day.


Snort, wow you will fall for anything.  She has had to shave 3 times a day sence she was 12.  Well before she had any interactions with you.

Tired of shaving?  Just join the bearded elite.
 
2013-10-29 11:50:59 AM
I thought too much testosterone caused baldness??
 
2013-10-29 12:28:23 PM
I exude so much testosterone, I'm your real dad.
 
2013-10-29 12:31:32 PM
Jon Hamm can shave at my house any time.  After sex.  After lots and lots of sex.
 
2013-10-29 12:37:28 PM
This is Jon Hamm when he takes one day off from shaving.

images.ftw.usatoday.com
 
2013-10-29 01:02:56 PM
But he gives himself a break by just taping an electric razor to his c*ck and just letting that mutha farker shave him.
 
2013-10-29 01:37:35 PM
Once in the armpits, once on the crotch, and once on the legs?

Yeah, I buy it.
 
2013-10-29 02:26:04 PM
If I shave, I have a baby face and can probably sneak into my old high school at 27 years old and no one will bat an eye.

Likewise, I can grow a pretty clean beard over a weekend with some lumberjack territory after about 4-5 days.
 
2013-10-29 04:28:39 PM
Pretty sure John Cena once claimed to shave his entire body every day.  Can't be bothered to look it up to confirm, so I could be remembering incorrectly. Pretty sure, though.
 
2013-10-29 05:30:10 PM

mjohnson71: This is Jon Hamm when he takes one day off from shaving.

[images.ftw.usatoday.com image 850x478]


Sigh.  I so want that man.
 
2013-10-29 07:50:08 PM

nocturnal001: tricycleracer: Over a 15 hour shooting day, they have to keep him looking the same so it makes sense.

It's not that crazy. Any guy who has a lot of facial hair and whose hair is dark is going to have this same issue.  For me to look like I have a really good shave I would have to go against the grain, and a few hours into the day I definitely look like I'm getting 5 o'clock shadow already.


Echo chambering, but, back to film....

They don't necessarily shoot in order of the fictitious timeline, the next scene may not even be the same day.
Easier to keep shaved than to get the proper amount of stubble.  Unrealistic, never having stubble, but less ruining of the suspension of disbelief if you see stubble, no stubble, no stubble, a lot of stubble, etc.

Some people get weekly haircuts(or less) while on set and working, for the same reason, to remain static as possible.  You see it in wardrobe and make-up as well.

You know how something gets knocked over in one scene, and the next, it's right back up, or a cup that magically moved to the other side of the desk?  Same principle.
 
2013-10-29 09:08:15 PM

StrikitRich: I heard that Jon Hamm is so masculine just his presence can cause a contact pregnancy.


I heard he just has to yell "fark YOU" at a woman and she gives birth 9 months later.
 
2013-10-30 12:01:47 AM

El Dudereno: StrikitRich: I heard that Jon Hamm is so masculine just his presence can cause a contact pregnancy.

I heard he just has to yell "fark YOU" at a woman and she gives birth 9 months later.


The magic words are actually "Hey, farkbuddy!"
 
2013-10-30 06:06:16 AM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: I heard that Jon Hamm is so masculine he can give a women an orgasm by winking at her and saying booya

/but then again so can I


Mom?
 
2013-10-30 09:51:44 AM

TommyymmoT: That's also a side effect of  Propecia, and Rogaine.
They probably have to mow his back on a regular basis.


He doesn't appear to shave his chest, probably doesn't bother with the back either.

/Looking forward to when the hairless fad passes, real men are hairy all over.
 
2013-10-30 03:27:40 PM

inthesticks: TommyymmoT: That's also a side effect of  Propecia, and Rogaine.
They probably have to mow his back on a regular basis.

He doesn't appear to shave his chest, probably doesn't bother with the back either.

/Looking forward to when the hairless fad passes, real men are hairy all over.


No real (scots)man would shave, eh?
 
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