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    More: Spiffy, Dr. Quinn, TMZ, Jane Seymour, L.A. County Superior Court, legal separation, physical custody, James Keach, spousal support  
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2013-10-29 12:03:20 AM
Spiffy tag

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-29 02:15:58 AM
I guess he didn't call her Kitty-Cat.
 
2013-10-29 02:47:03 AM
But... she's old now!
 
2013-10-29 05:20:10 AM
www.apptrav.com
upload.wikimedia.org


Have at it, subby.
 
2013-10-29 05:24:33 AM
Is she going to design another piece of sh*tty mall jewelry store crap for this?
 
2013-10-29 05:44:05 AM
Please help, Modmins:
I'm torn between praising subby for proper use of the stiffy tag and chiding almost everybody about fark not being a personal erotica site.

/Wat do?
 
2013-10-29 05:51:58 AM
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-10-29 06:12:45 AM
The link is a complete shiatfest on the iPhone.
 
2013-10-29 06:16:00 AM
She'll always be Serina to me.
 
2013-10-29 06:26:10 AM
She's older than my own mother
 
2013-10-29 06:33:34 AM
Somewhere in Time Jane is best Jane, IMO

www.examiner.com
 
2013-10-29 06:37:30 AM
Solitaire
 
2013-10-29 06:38:42 AM
She'll always be 25 to me. Call me, Jane. I'm waiting.
 
2013-10-29 06:43:27 AM
There goes all of his money.
 
2013-10-29 07:15:34 AM
I used to know a cinematographer about 20 years or so ago who was fired from a movie set at her insistance for "making her look bad" because he focused the camera on her eyes, which is the standard rule of thumb.He learned that with Jane, he said, you need to focus about 2 feet in front of her instead: otherwise, her wrinkles show.
 
2013-10-29 07:20:09 AM
Sounds like someone didn't open his heart...or his wallet at Kay Jewelers.
 
2013-10-29 07:38:25 AM
With her wrinkles and the makeup required to make her appear attractive, I'm not too sure I'd spritz a load on her mug.
 
2013-10-29 07:52:25 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: There goes all of his money.


RTFA.
 
2013-10-29 07:57:13 AM
She was about 22 in Live And Let Die...

clothesonfilm.com
www.beertripper.com
 
2013-10-29 08:03:41 AM

zvoidx: She was about 22 in Live And Let Die...

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Fist, angry god, etc.
 
2013-10-29 08:11:49 AM

Elfich: The link is a complete shiatfest on the iPhone.


To be fair, TMZ is a complete shiatfest anyway.
But for the record, the site opens fine on my HTC One.
 
2013-10-29 08:14:29 AM

zvoidx: She was about 22 in Live And Let Die...

[clothesonfilm.com image 800x498]
[www.beertripper.com image 382x251]


But is it enough to forgive the crime against humanity that was  Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman?
 
2013-10-29 08:18:54 AM
www.rorax.com
 
2013-10-29 08:33:39 AM
In the original Battlestar Galactica pilot, she was Sean Bean'd before Sean Bean was Sean Bean'd.

/pissed off the wife
//Sean Bean
 
2013-10-29 08:34:14 AM
www.bbc.co.uk

How YOU doin'?

/hot like, well, not him.
 
2013-10-29 08:36:59 AM

OtherLittleGuy: In the original Battlestar Galactica pilot, she was Sean Bean'd before Sean Bean was Sean Bean'd.

/pissed off the wife
//Sean Bean


Right, she saddles Apollo with a Cute Kid, a terrible thing to do on a Sci-Fi show.
 
2013-10-29 08:40:34 AM

Alphax: OtherLittleGuy: In the original Battlestar Galactica pilot, she was Sean Bean'd before Sean Bean was Sean Bean'd.

/pissed off the wife
//Sean Bean

Right, she saddles Apollo with a Cute Kid, a terrible thing to do on a Sci-Fi show.


On the other hand, road trip to Salinas to see two Presidents fighting over her.
 
2013-10-29 08:50:19 AM
i260.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-29 08:57:58 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-29 09:02:54 AM

INeedAName: HotIgneous Intruder: There goes all of his money.

RTFA.


Divorce is always free. Won't cost anybody anything.

/But I bet he's getting off easy, even if he pays for the lawyers.
 
2013-10-29 09:10:46 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: INeedAName: HotIgneous Intruder: There goes all of his money.

RTFA.

Divorce is always free. Won't cost anybody anything.

/But I bet he's getting off easy, even if he pays for the lawyers.


and I think the article said something about her NOT asking for spousal support, so yeah, he's getting off easy.
 
2013-10-29 09:15:45 AM

mafiageek1980: HotIgneous Intruder: INeedAName: HotIgneous Intruder: There goes all of his money.

RTFA.

Divorce is always free. Won't cost anybody anything.

/But I bet he's getting off easy, even if he pays for the lawyers.

and I think the article said something about her NOT asking for spousal support, so yeah, he's getting off easy.


Yeah. That's what the article said.
You know how I knew that?
I read the article.
 
2013-10-29 09:17:11 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: mafiageek1980: HotIgneous Intruder: INeedAName: HotIgneous Intruder: There goes all of his money.

RTFA.

Divorce is always free. Won't cost anybody anything.

/But I bet he's getting off easy, even if he pays for the lawyers.

and I think the article said something about her NOT asking for spousal support, so yeah, he's getting off easy.

Yeah. That's what the article said.
You know how I knew that?
I read the article.


Sand in Va-jay-jay much? Shessh!
 
2013-10-29 09:33:52 AM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: With her wrinkles and the makeup required to make her appear attractive, I'm not too sure I'd spritz a load on her mug.


I'm sure that I'd blast a load in her dumper though.
 
2013-10-29 09:48:17 AM
DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks:


With her wrinkles and the makeup required to make her appear attractive, I'm not too sure I'd spritz a load on her mug.

www.moviespad.com

I'd still hit it and brag about it.
Of course she'd be ashamed.
 
2013-10-29 09:50:51 AM
"I'm sure that I'd blast a load in her dumper though."

By Golly, you've got standards! I like that, plus you'll not have to look at her face. Excellent move!

/you've got spunk - she's waiting.....
 
2013-10-29 09:55:36 AM
She's hot and all, but I prefer my Quinns crazy. And in tight harlequin outfits.
 
2013-10-29 09:55:39 AM
I'd hit it so hard, she'd fracture a hip.
 
2013-10-29 10:37:51 AM
My dad has been in love with this lady all his life...
And, oddly enough, has met her multiple times and has multiple pictures with her spanning almost 3 decades.
I dunno, it's a weird Somewhere In Time thing, only more like Somewhere Through Times...as they keep running into each other at airports, country clubs, conventions, movie sets...
Too bad he's married now...well, I guess a simple divorce could free him up.
Go pops! Make Jane my new step-mom!
 
2013-10-29 10:41:23 AM
still want
 
2013-10-29 11:08:24 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes.

Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. 'Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent, huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like 'ol squares in battle like uh, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark goes to the nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away.

Sometimes he wouldn't go away.

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.

Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, bosom's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He's a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
 
2013-10-29 11:09:51 AM
Dr. Quim is single?
 
2013-10-29 11:11:23 AM

mafiageek1980: HotIgneous Intruder: mafiageek1980: HotIgneous Intruder: INeedAName: HotIgneous Intruder: There goes all of his money.

RTFA.

Divorce is always free. Won't cost anybody anything.

/But I bet he's getting off easy, even if he pays for the lawyers.

and I think the article said something about her NOT asking for spousal support, so yeah, he's getting off easy.

Yeah. That's what the article said.
You know how I knew that?
I read the article.

Sand in Va-jay-jay much? Shessh!


I didn't start the pussyish RTFA nonsense, now did I?
Uh no.
 
2013-10-29 11:20:43 AM
She's one of those totally foxy actresses who has left behind basically nothing anyone will ever watch who didn't watch them the first time.
 
2013-10-29 12:38:54 PM

bluorangefyre: But... she's old now!


She looks pretty good for 600.
 
2013-10-29 12:39:10 PM
Want. Very much.
 
2013-10-29 12:47:08 PM

zvoidx: She was about 22 in Live And Let Die...

[clothesonfilm.com image 800x498]
[www.beertripper.com image 382x251]


Watching her in that movie for the first time made my testicles drop way back in the day.
 
2013-10-29 12:48:20 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: mafiageek1980: HotIgneous Intruder: mafiageek1980: HotIgneous Intruder: INeedAName: HotIgneous Intruder: There goes all of his money.

RTFA.

Divorce is always free. Won't cost anybody anything.

/But I bet he's getting off easy, even if he pays for the lawyers.

and I think the article said something about her NOT asking for spousal support, so yeah, he's getting off easy.

Yeah. That's what the article said.
You know how I knew that?
I read the article.

Sand in Va-jay-jay much? Shessh!

I didn't start the pussyish RTFA nonsense, now did I?
Uh no.


Umm, being a rude prick to my post, yeah, that is cause for me stating that. But I thought merely stating you had a bit of a sandy va-ja-ja was NICER than call you a prick.
 
2013-10-29 12:51:09 PM

Snapper Carr: bluorangefyre: But... she's old now!

She looks pretty good for 600 500.


Not my fault. Monkey bastard hands.
 
2013-10-29 12:59:51 PM
my penis is really confused right now
 
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