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(LA Times)   Torso found at county water treatment plant; legs found at another. Officials not sewer they can connect the two   ( divider line
    More: Strange, water treatment plant, combined sewer, San Gabriel Valley, pelvis, Los Angeles County, water pollutions, legs  
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2013-10-29 04:18:58 AM  
Ban machetes!!!!
2013-10-29 04:21:11 AM  
Bonjour, monsieur.
2013-10-29 04:25:30 AM  
Wanted for questioning:
2013-10-29 04:33:43 AM  
2013-10-29 04:37:05 AM  
Hermes: What is that you're hackin' off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!

Zoidberg: Hermes, be quiet! I'm deducing!

Hermes: Aiee!
2013-10-29 05:21:46 AM  
"Harvey noted that bodies and other human remains do occasionally turn up in the sanitation systems."

/crosses sanitation worker off job list
2013-10-29 05:27:06 AM  
...and the groan-worthy headline of the year goes to....
2013-10-29 05:30:30 AM
2013-10-29 05:32:15 AM
2013-10-29 05:48:55 AM  
I worry this might be a drain on police resources.
2013-10-29 06:02:22 AM  
Police said something just didn't smell right about the situation.
2013-10-29 06:06:31 AM  
Sounds like someone couldn't keep it together.
2013-10-29 06:21:03 AM  
Just another preventable sewer-cide.
2013-10-29 07:16:53 AM  
What a shiatty case.  I bet the detective who gets this dumped on his desk will be pissed off.
2013-10-29 07:43:28 AM  
He found the water...........he fell apart.
2013-10-29 07:47:45 AM  
It seems like an 'armless enough situation
2013-10-29 07:57:11 AM  
"Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname: Torso-Boy! So what's he complaining about?"
2013-10-29 11:08:55 AM  
I guess my wastewater process design professor can add to the list of items that have shown up in the headworks of treatment plants.  He said that upon the commissioning of a new headworks, he'd usually toss 20 dollar bills in upstream to get the plant workers to check the manual screens while they were checking the bypasses.
2013-10-29 01:32:10 PM  
pipe dream.
2013-10-29 10:28:35 PM  
"We'll examine the remains and use DNA if necessary to see if they are connected," Harvey said.

Obviously  not.
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