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(Some Guy)   I don't mean to alarm anyone, but Taiwan is raising a clone army   (dramafever.com) divider line 133
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2013-10-28 06:33:59 PM
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Just walk away...
 
2013-10-28 06:36:25 PM
Man, I feel like I've been fighting those guys in ever generic first person shooter I've ever played.
 
2013-10-28 07:04:39 PM
So my uncle Skeeter was right, they do all look alike.
 
2013-10-28 07:21:24 PM
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In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire for a safe and secure society.
 
2013-10-28 07:35:26 PM
So, eye makeup is apparently part of the getup.  I'll bet they look like pandas when they take off the mask.
 
2013-10-28 07:50:59 PM

h2ogate: So, eye makeup is apparently part of the getup.  I'll bet they look like pandas when they take off the mask.


now that is some amusing irony right there...lulzy
 
2013-10-28 08:00:45 PM
Almost every weapon pictured there is for conducting urban warfare. Good luck, China. Looks like they are ready for you.
 
2013-10-28 08:35:30 PM
Note to China: attack from the sides
 
2013-10-28 08:41:24 PM
Sooo.  Those two guys in the back.  Are they looking hard to the upper right?  Or do they just not have eyes?


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2013-10-28 08:43:12 PM

kieran57: Note to China: attack from the sides


I'm not expert, but it looks to me like the eyeholes are cut wide enough to allow for decent peripheral vision.  If they're smart, they did some testing of different designs and went with one that didn't hamper vision too much.

I'm more worried about how they breathe in those things without any visible air-holes.
 
2013-10-28 08:43:16 PM

NewportBarGuy: Almost every weapon pictured there is for conducting urban warfare. Good luck, China. Looks like they are ready for you.


One of the more interesting questions to ask about a potential cross-border attack is how willing the Chinese would be to pound the Taiwanese cities to dust. I would assume winning an ash-heap would not be a glorious victory.

Also, two more things:
a) Back when my dad was doing mandatory service in the ROC army in the 1960s, although they had was one M-1 between four guys. They've come a long way.
b) Mos Burger is pretty fantastic in small doses. Too bad there's no "mossberg in front of mos burger" shot.
 
2013-10-28 08:43:24 PM
More like ripping off Ghost in the Shell.
 
2013-10-28 08:43:54 PM
Begun, the China Straits Wars have.

/well, 60 years ago, anyway.
//RETCON
 
2013-10-28 08:43:55 PM
Pick up that can.
 
2013-10-28 08:44:15 PM

kieran57: Note to China: attack from the sides


Really, isn't that true anywhere in SE Asia?
 
2013-10-28 08:44:26 PM
Long standing tradition in scaring your enemies into submission.
www.gaiahealthblog.com
 
2013-10-28 08:45:35 PM
tactical shotgun and Uzi. Definitely more for serious urban crime fighting than military operations. We need cops like that in my city!

/seriously.
 
2013-10-28 08:46:13 PM
Damn. It's like an army of Jason Vorhees clones in matte black.
 
2013-10-28 08:46:38 PM
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2013-10-28 08:48:44 PM
I guess peripheral vision isn't that important.
 
2013-10-28 08:49:54 PM
Bring out the Gimp.
 
2013-10-28 08:50:03 PM

some_beer_drinker: [imgdf-a.akamaihd.net image 650x433]
Just walk away...


I'm getting more of an Army of Two vibe, than clone trooper from  that pic.
 
2013-10-28 08:51:35 PM

ZzeusS: Sooo.  Those two guys in the back.  Are they looking hard to the upper right?  Or do they just not have eyes?

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Those are Jawas.

/ Utini!!
 
2013-10-28 08:51:37 PM

MemeSlave: kieran57: Note to China: attack from the sides

Really, isn't that true anywhere in SE Asia?


Eyes are slit horizontal, so that's not likely to be a problem.

You're thinking of a vagina. They're slit vertical and are more susceptible to an attack from the side.
 
2013-10-28 08:54:01 PM
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but Taiwan is raising a clone army
 
2013-10-28 08:57:28 PM
I think I'm a clone now.......
 
2013-10-28 08:57:31 PM
So was Syfo Dias a bad guy?  Was he a Sith under Sidious before Dooku?  It's never explained!!
 
2013-10-28 08:57:57 PM
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but Taiwan is raising a clone army
 
2013-10-28 08:58:36 PM
What happens if they sneeze?
 
2013-10-28 08:59:01 PM
It's just what you need to create brutal war criminals. Seriously, its one of those things they've covered time and again, masks make the wearer doesn't have the inhibitions of doing things face to face.
 
2013-10-28 08:59:48 PM

ZzeusS: Sooo.  Those two guys in the back.  Are they looking hard to the upper right?   Or do they just not have eyes?


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ciberido: kieran57: Note to China: attack from the sides

I'm not expert, but it looks to me like the eyeholes are cut wide enough to allow for decent peripheral vision.  If they're smart, they did some testing of different designs and went with one that didn't hamper vision too much.

I'm more worried about how they breathe in those things without any visible air-holes.


No eyes.
No need to breathe.

They're not clones, they're either zombies or cyborgs.
 
2013-10-28 09:00:24 PM

picturescrazy: Pick up that can.


You sound concerned.
 
2013-10-28 09:01:53 PM

jigger: I guess peripheral vision isn't that important.


or breathing...
 
2013-10-28 09:02:57 PM

WeenerGord: What happens if they sneeze?


Snack for later?
 
2013-10-28 09:04:07 PM

some_beer_drinker: [imgdf-a.akamaihd.net image 650x433]
Just walk away...


Nice, first one in!

For comparison.

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2013-10-28 09:04:30 PM
Not enough Star Wars references in there? Hold on . . .

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2013-10-28 09:05:15 PM

WeenerGord: What happens if they sneeze?


It smells like a wet cat.
 
2013-10-28 09:06:53 PM
They look like ordinary riot police to me. Or maybe SWAT. You know, the kind of cops who kick in your Gramma's door and slaughter everybody inside because you got a bench warrant for not showing up about a jaywalking and littering citation.
 
2013-10-28 09:08:34 PM
Oh great, now we will have to deal with clone madness.
 
2013-10-28 09:09:14 PM
And how does one wear a gas mask over that facial armor?

If the Chinese invade Taiwan, you think they're gonna hold back on the white phosphorus and nerve gas?
 
2013-10-28 09:09:58 PM
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"Pick up that can."
 
2013-10-28 09:11:11 PM

salsashark1: Not enough Star Wars references in there? Hold on . . .

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I don't know why, but that pic makes me think of Hugh Laurie as Thrawn.

/might be kinda awesome, actually....
 
2013-10-28 09:11:32 PM
So, either of these guys, then?

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2013-10-28 09:15:19 PM
I'd be more terrified if they were dressed as this
media.animevice.com
 
2013-10-28 09:18:03 PM
I looked in the records and there is no actual place called Taiwan listed....
 
2013-10-28 09:21:51 PM
And as a side benefit (to the user), it is hard to identify who is committing those war crimes against the population.  All you can identify is the guy in the tactical gear with a full black facemask.  Not that you didn't already have that benefit since all Asians look alike....
 
2013-10-28 09:22:18 PM
Did subby misspell cwone?
 
2013-10-28 09:22:19 PM

WeenerGord: Bring out the Gimp.


Took too long, but this is the comment I was waiting for.
 
2013-10-28 09:25:11 PM
Do you know how I know that you are an expert in clones?
 
2013-10-28 09:25:20 PM
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