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(Detroit Free Press)   Aww, it's so heartwarming when the awkward girl at school gets swept off her feet by a Romeo. Unfortunately, Chris Hansen is required for this case   (freep.com) divider line 125
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2013-10-28 05:45:12 PM
Is that a Chernobyl 15?
 
2013-10-28 05:45:21 PM
Good job finding a photo with a pervy smirk.
 
2013-10-28 05:47:01 PM
From the Greg Oden school of age verification...
 
2013-10-28 05:47:07 PM

FrancoFile: Good job finding a photo with a pervy smirk.


No kidding.
 
2013-10-28 05:47:22 PM
Romeo and Juliet's Romance killed 6 people and lasted 3 days.
 
2013-10-28 05:47:38 PM

Valiente: Is that a Chernobyl 15?


No that is what a normal 15 year old girl looks like when someone takes a candid shot and they have no makeup on.

Stop looking at teen magazine and fapping to the pretty little boys and start paying attention to the real world.
 
2013-10-28 05:47:45 PM
So hiking is what the kids call it these days.
 
2013-10-28 05:48:14 PM

X_Raraavis: Romeo and Juliet's Romance killed 6 people and lasted 3 days.


That's because Juliet was crazy and Romeo was a gang banger.
 
2013-10-28 05:48:22 PM
But, we're in love. You wouldn't understand. It defies all logic, yet we know it's right.
 
2013-10-28 05:48:32 PM

Valiente: Is that a Chernobyl 15?


fanart.tv
 
2013-10-28 05:48:34 PM
You can't judge true love.
 
2013-10-28 05:48:46 PM

FrancoFile: Good job finding a photo with a pervy smirk.


Somehow I get the feeling that he has that look on his face in most of his photos.
 
2013-10-28 05:50:50 PM

HMS_Blinkin: FrancoFile: Good job finding a photo with a pervy smirk.

Somehow I get the feeling that he has that look on his face in most of his photos.


Not all:
www.clickondetroit.com
 
2013-10-28 05:51:12 PM

FrancoFile: Good job finding a photo with a pervy smirk.


In this case it seems appropriate - especially considering this:

"This is sad to us but our love, though we've had to keep it a secret, has been the best part of both our lives."

The longer it's been going on, the more pervy the guy is.
 
2013-10-28 05:51:58 PM
I try not to blame the parents in these situations but I seriously have to question parents who let their teenage daughters spend tons of private time with men who are simply 'friends of the family'.

Your teenage daughter should be spending time with teenagers and should want nothing to do with a 30+ year old man beyond maybe using him for rides to meet with said friends.

And yea the same is true for boys.
 
2013-10-28 05:52:11 PM
cdn-static.denofgeek.com
 
2013-10-28 05:52:22 PM

Valiente: Is that a Chernobyl 15?


No way for me to know, since I'm not clicking on freep. Ever.
 
2013-10-28 05:52:29 PM
cmsimg.freep.com

That's a shame. I thought things were going so well with Hank & Marie. The goatee is a nice homage to his late brother-in-law. I guess a job with the DEA is more stressful than I might have imagined.
 
2013-10-28 05:54:03 PM

JohnAnnArbor: HMS_Blinkin: FrancoFile: Good job finding a photo with a pervy smirk.

Somehow I get the feeling that he has that look on his face in most of his photos.

Not all:
[www.clickondetroit.com image 418x564]


media.tumblr.com

They're on a boat
 
2013-10-28 05:54:05 PM

Valiente: Is that a Chernobyl 15?


This one better?
www.clickondetroit.com
 
2013-10-28 05:54:32 PM
is it just me or does this guy look like Hank from Breaking Bad
 
2013-10-28 05:54:47 PM
This will either end up as a heartwarming story of true love on Lifetime or a Dateline special on ID.

/I'm betting on Dateline
 
2013-10-28 05:55:18 PM

Mr_Fabulous: Valiente: Is that a Chernobyl 15?

No way for me to know, since I'm not clicking on freep. Ever.


It's the Detroit Free Press, not that abomination you are thinking of.
 
2013-10-28 05:55:33 PM

JohnAnnArbor: HMS_Blinkin: FrancoFile: Good job finding a photo with a pervy smirk.

Somehow I get the feeling that he has that look on his face in most of his photos.

Not all:
[www.clickondetroit.com image 418x564]


Yikes.  Still creepy.
 
2013-10-28 05:57:22 PM

Mr_Fabulous: Valiente: Is that a Chernobyl 15?

No way for me to know, since I'm not clicking on freep. Ever.


The Detroit Free Press is a fine news organization.  It is not what you're thinking of.  It's an unfortunate coincidence that those people started calling themselves "freepers" long after the Detroit Free Press had registered the freep.com domain name.
 
2013-10-28 05:57:44 PM
The picture really makes the story with this one. The only way it could be improved is if there's a shot if him smiling at her that way.

/15 year olds are pretty stupid and impulsive
//this guy is even dumber
 
2013-10-28 05:59:05 PM

ToastTheRabbit: is it just me or does this guy look like Hank from Breaking Bad


Dude, First thing I thought. Great minds and all that.
 
2013-10-28 05:59:52 PM

freetomato: Mr_Fabulous: Valiente: Is that a Chernobyl 15?
No way for me to know, since I'm not clicking on freep. Ever.
It's the Detroit Free Press, not that abomination you are thinking of.



Even more so. The Freep, (which is a name I've never heard used by normal people,) is the local liberal paper.
 
2013-10-28 06:00:16 PM
37/2+7=25.5

Way to go crazy there, dude.  Hell, you should know it's wrong when you can subtract her age from your own and the result can legally drink.
 
2013-10-28 06:01:33 PM
I wonder which one will get sick of the other's shiat first.
 
2013-10-28 06:02:48 PM
IRQ12:

I try not to blame the parents in these situations but I seriously have to question parents who let their teenage daughters spend tons of private time with men who are simply 'friends of the family'.

Your teenage daughter should be spending time with teenagers and should want nothing to do with a 30+ year old man beyond maybe using him for rides to meet with said friends.


I agree.  How shiatty are your parenting skills that your daughter hanging out with an adult friend of the family is okay and you haven't imparted the sort of obvious idea on a girl, despite being only 15, that getting involved with a boyfriend over twice one's own age is sort of a bad idea for one's future life.

I dunno.  Maybe I'm just a conservative person when it comes to that.
 
2013-10-28 06:03:17 PM

shintochick: This will either end up as a heartwarming story of true love on Lifetime or a Dateline special on ID.

/I'm betting on Dateline


I'm going for a scary story of abuse on Lifetime Movie, staring Miley as the teen.
 
2013-10-28 06:03:47 PM
Messer, who the family met through church,


Wow, didn't see that coming.
 
2013-10-28 06:04:29 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Valiente: Is that a Chernobyl 15?

This one better?
[www.clickondetroit.com image 405x360]


Aw crap, she's pregnant too?
 
2013-10-28 06:04:31 PM
Uh folks, other than both guys being bald and white - this person does NOT look like Hank.

Not even close.
 
2013-10-28 06:05:30 PM
May the Schwartz be with you.
 
2013-10-28 06:06:19 PM

Mr_Fabulous: Valiente: Is that a Chernobyl 15?

No way for me to know, since I'm not clicking on freep. Ever.


(Sigh) Don't we do this every freep thread?

Mind telling us your reasons so we can all laugh at you?
 
2013-10-28 06:07:33 PM

SirEattonHogg: Uh folks, other than both guys being bald and white - this person does NOT look like Hank.

Not even close.


We'd need him to shave to be sure, but his ears and head shape are pretty close. When he's Hank's age he'd look a lot alike - especially if he spent time in New Mexico (Sun does that to your skin).
 
2013-10-28 06:07:33 PM

SirEattonHogg: IRQ12:

I try not to blame the parents in these situations but I seriously have to question parents who let their teenage daughters spend tons of private time with men who are simply 'friends of the family'.

Your teenage daughter should be spending time with teenagers and should want nothing to do with a 30+ year old man beyond maybe using him for rides to meet with said friends.

I agree.  How shiatty are your parenting skills that your daughter hanging out with an adult friend of the family is okay and you haven't imparted the sort of obvious idea on a girl, despite being only 15, that getting involved with a boyfriend over twice one's own age is sort of a bad idea for one's future life.

I dunno.  Maybe I'm just a conservative person when it comes to that.


A guess: Father out of the picture and DumDum is her substitute.
 
2013-10-28 06:08:02 PM

Mr_Fabulous: Valiente: Is that a Chernobyl 15?

No way for me to know, since I'm not clicking on freep. Ever.


It's the Detroit Free Press not that other freep.
 
2013-10-28 06:08:18 PM

Elegy: Mr_Fabulous: Valiente: Is that a Chernobyl 15?

No way for me to know, since I'm not clicking on freep. Ever.

(Sigh) Don't we do this every freep thread?

Mind telling us your reasons so we can all laugh at you?


Maybe Drew should change the logo on the little icon-box-thingy to just spell out "Detroit Free Press."
 
2013-10-28 06:08:28 PM
Had he waited a year it would have been legal...
 
2013-10-28 06:08:29 PM
May the Schwartz be with you.
 
2013-10-28 06:09:14 PM
Was he restless, was he ready to kill?
 
2013-10-28 06:10:45 PM
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Does daddy need to get his rocks off?
 
2013-10-28 06:10:52 PM

SirEattonHogg: Uh folks, other than both guys being bald and white - this person does NOT look like Hank.

Not even close.


Yeah he looks like whats his name from that Pawn TV show, ugh...

"The best I can do is 15 (years old); maybe if I can call an expert to get their opinion"
 
2013-10-28 06:10:59 PM
Hope he remembers not to head for Idaho... cops are probably still cleaning up the last guy that ran off with a teen girl.
 
2013-10-28 06:11:47 PM

SirEattonHogg: IRQ12:

I try not to blame the parents in these situations but I seriously have to question parents who let their teenage daughters spend tons of private time with men who are simply 'friends of the family'.

Your teenage daughter should be spending time with teenagers and should want nothing to do with a 30+ year old man beyond maybe using him for rides to meet with said friends.

I agree.  How shiatty are your parenting skills that your daughter hanging out with an adult friend of the family is okay and you haven't imparted the sort of obvious idea on a girl, despite being only 15, that getting involved with a boyfriend over twice one's own age is sort of a bad idea for one's future life.

I dunno.  Maybe I'm just a conservative person when it comes to that.


I'm going to agree with both you guys. Letting your 15 year old daughter spend long amounts of time unsupervised with a 30 year old man is a recipe disaster; you're setting yourself up for a fall.

Perhaps that makes me sexist, misogynist, regressive, or what not.... But no, just no.
 
2013-10-28 06:12:51 PM
Hey wish the happy couple all the best, that's the Murkian way.
/hey with her face, might be the only dickin' she ever gets.................
 
2013-10-28 06:13:13 PM
15 will get you 20.
www.kalanlp.com
 
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