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(Daily Mail)   Texas rodeo clown learns that lightning can strike the same place twice   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 22
    More: Unlikely, rodeo clowns, Texas, Casey Wagner, tallest man, lightning, MailOnline, miracles  
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2013-10-28 03:46:41 PM
Now that's funny.
 
2013-10-28 04:20:49 PM
Doesnt start affecting you till abouth the 66th time
www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-10-28 04:22:09 PM
"Wagner says he believes God kept him alive."

Considering God already smote him twice in a row, perhaps He simply got tired of watching the guy twitch.
 
2013-10-28 04:25:14 PM

lemurs: "Wagner says he believes God kept him alive."

Considering God already smote him twice in a row, perhaps He simply got tired of watching the guy twitch.


God is in control of all things, and does nothing but good.  But sometimes bad things happen.  Because.
 
2013-10-28 04:29:12 PM

lemurs: "Wagner says he believes God kept him alive."

Considering God already smote him twice in a row, perhaps He simply got tired of watching the guy twitch.


Maybe God was sending him a sign to stop being a rodeo clown for a while.
 
2013-10-28 04:31:26 PM
Wagner says he believes God kept him alive.

Maybe so, dipshait, but he was still farking with you the entire time.
 
2013-10-28 04:47:45 PM
You know you've been on Fark too long when "tingly but not injured" makes you long for "chunky but cute in the face."
 
2013-10-28 04:59:51 PM
1) Career as a rodeo clown.
2) Hit by lightning.
3) Hit by lightning.
4) ???
5) God loves me!
 
2013-10-28 05:01:19 PM
 wow, those snarky "Obama Messiah" jokes aren't so funny now are they.
I'm going to start looking to see if people glance nervously around while telling Obama jokes.
 
2013-10-28 05:03:35 PM
If I go and taser the guy twice and then make sure he is ok, will he be grateful ?
 
2013-10-28 05:10:26 PM
With a helpful picture of what lightening looks like.  Thank you Daily Fail.
 
2013-10-28 05:13:00 PM
I was expecting the article was going to be about Bush being elected twice. Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-10-28 05:16:53 PM
It takes a special kind of guy to put a positive spin on being struck by lightning twice.

And I mean special, special...short bus to the zoo special...

/Congratulations: You're now God's cat toy!
//God hates clowns
 
2013-10-28 05:19:50 PM
 
2013-10-28 05:21:42 PM
Wait, was he standing in the same place at the same rodeo both times?
I think I see the problem here.
 
2013-10-28 05:25:31 PM
I thought people knew not to run underneath trees during a thunderstorm?
 
2013-10-28 05:36:17 PM
 
2013-10-28 05:41:22 PM

farkingismybusiness: [i1.ytimg.com image 476x360]
Woman struck by lightning speaks.


I laughed WAY too hard at that.
 
2013-10-28 06:23:28 PM
Looks like God had a beef with him.
 
2013-10-28 06:47:21 PM
Had a friend named Rod who got struck by lightning whenever he went outside in a storm
 
2013-10-28 07:15:19 PM
God hates clowns
 
2013-10-28 07:24:51 PM

farkingismybusiness: [i1.ytimg.com image 476x360]
Woman struck by lightning speaks.


Oh my gawd. I can't stop laughing!
 
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