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(Mirror.co.uk)   Ummm... yeah Kim Kardashian, a little too much information about your post-baby vajayjay   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 84
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10274 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Oct 2013 at 3:57 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-28 04:00:20 PM  
talkcarwash.com
Akin to these?
 
2013-10-28 04:01:15 PM  
Wipe your kootch, honey, it's dripping still.
 
2013-10-28 04:03:45 PM  
I looked at my asshole this morning after taking a shiat.

/pulleys & mirrors
 
2013-10-28 04:04:03 PM  
media.steampowered.com
 
2013-10-28 04:06:02 PM  
www.tifr.us

...like sleeve of wizard
 
2013-10-28 04:06:48 PM  
"Wow, my vagina still looks good!" looks good looks good

"Hello? Is someone there?" there? there?

"Who is that?" that that
 
2013-10-28 04:07:36 PM  
If that rapper can find his keys, he can drive his Escalade outta there.
 
2013-10-28 04:09:39 PM  
Didn't her future husband just recently say that his family deserved more privacy?

/How's that working out?
 
2013-10-28 04:11:33 PM  
FTA: "When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror"

When looking at a Kardashian vagina you need to use a mirror otherwise you turn to stone.
 
2013-10-28 04:12:13 PM  
i3.mirror.co.uk
The Kardashian klan recently flew to Vegas

My god they look like a gaggle of douchebags.
 
2013-10-28 04:12:14 PM  
So if you watch enough episodes of that show, it counts for home-study credits in your OB-GYN rotation in med school?
 
2013-10-28 04:14:32 PM  

Tyrosine: FTA: "When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror"

When looking at a Kardashian vagina you need to use a mirror otherwise you turn to stone.


Objects in mirror are looser than they appear
 
2013-10-28 04:14:58 PM  

DBrandisNC: Didn't her future husband just recently say that his family deserved more privacy?

/How's that working out?


And Kris hasn't started to pull the strings yet. Wait till that happens.
 
2013-10-28 04:15:15 PM  
I'd throw my hotdog down her hallway.
 
2013-10-28 04:15:56 PM  
www.grubgrade.com

/Yeah, she probably has the cheese too
 
2013-10-28 04:16:15 PM  
GanjSmokr: My god they look like a gaggle of douchebags.

Look?

/and just think
//they're reproducing
 
2013-10-28 04:16:55 PM  
Subby fails, "bay-bay va-jay-jay"
 
2013-10-28 04:17:16 PM  
purplejesus.files.wordpress.com
/hot like... well, not really
 
2013-10-28 04:19:57 PM  
Why doesn't every story about her start out "amateur porn star Kim Kardashian..."? Why aren't there parent and family advocacy groups doing a massive media boycott? Her major, if not sole, claim to fame is a porn tape. Hell, even Paris Hilton has an understanding of the fashion industry.

/Seka should have been so lucky.
 
2013-10-28 04:21:24 PM  
I'm thinking Arbys
 
2013-10-28 04:22:03 PM  
Well, she said labour wasn't hard, she didn't feel a thing, etc. So she was doped to the gills and has a larger frame size and pelvis. Not like a petite woman having a 9 pound baby with no painkillers...that's when a doctor has to get the patch kit and reassemble things.
 
2013-10-28 04:22:25 PM  

Kid Lester: Tyrosine: FTA: "When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror"

When looking at a Kardashian vagina you need to use a mirror otherwise you turn to stone.

Objects in mirror are looser than they appear


fc04.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-28 04:22:44 PM  

whither_apophis: Seka should have been so lucky.


I miss Seka
 
2013-10-28 04:24:51 PM  

GanjSmokr: [i3.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]
The Kardashian klan recently flew to Vegas

My god they look like a gaggle of douchebags.



Collective noun needed.

A flush of douchebags?
A squirt of douchebags?
 
2013-10-28 04:25:10 PM  

GanjSmokr: [i3.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]
The Kardashian klan recently flew to Vegas

My god they look like a gaggle of douchebags.


Are you sure it's gaggle? I always thought it was either murder, herd, or party.
 
2013-10-28 04:25:44 PM  
www.foodsmackdown.com
 
2013-10-28 04:27:00 PM  
Did she deliver Cesarian and not understand what that means?

Fr at least a month after delivering our daughter - vaginally - my wife's "downstairs" looked like a hand-grenade went off in a roast beef sandwich.
 
2013-10-28 04:27:26 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: GanjSmokr: [i3.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]
The Kardashian klan recently flew to Vegas

My god they look like a gaggle of douchebags.


Collective noun needed.

A flush of douchebags?
A squirt of douchebags?


Dribble.
 
2013-10-28 04:27:45 PM  
 
2013-10-28 04:28:39 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Collective noun needed.

A flush of douchebags?
A squirt of douchebags?



Isn't "gaggle" already collective? I mean, I thought it described a group of geese.
 
2013-10-28 04:40:01 PM  
assets0.ordienetworks.com
assets0.ordienetworks.com
assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-10-28 04:41:51 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Did she deliver Cesarian and not understand what that means?

Fr at least a month after delivering our daughter - vaginally - my wife's "downstairs" looked like a hand-grenade went off in a roast beef sandwich.


Now that's too much information.
 
2013-10-28 04:45:05 PM  
I am so glad my wife never gave birth.
 
2013-10-28 04:47:28 PM  

Valiente: [media.steampowered.com image 184x184]


Dumpster diving for food has takes a slippery turn for the worse.
 
2013-10-28 04:51:42 PM  
I hate the word " vajayjay" .....it's just awful.
 
2013-10-28 04:52:02 PM  
www.weeatfilms.com
 
2013-10-28 04:53:27 PM  
www.iwillnotdiet.com
 
2013-10-28 05:06:00 PM  
thumbs3.ebaystatic.com
 
2013-10-28 05:08:25 PM  

FrancoFile: So if you watch enough episodes of that show, it counts for home-study credits in your OB-GYN rotation in med school?


I doubt for graduation purposes, but I bet it would count for CE after you're certified to practice.
 
2013-10-28 05:13:44 PM  
put both arms in, then applaud.
 
2013-10-28 05:18:10 PM  
Please people, please respect Kanye's privacy! Shame on all of you!!!
 
2013-10-28 05:19:43 PM  
So I just saw that allegedly shocking photo of her in a bikini that she tweeted.

Two thoughts:

1) Damn, dat ass.
2) Still doesn't change the fact that she's a raging thundercoont.
 
2013-10-28 05:34:47 PM  
Doesn't she mean labia or vulva?
 
2013-10-28 05:34:52 PM  
I am surprised she didn't get sucked into that gigantic vortex...
 
2013-10-28 05:35:25 PM  

orange whip: I hate the word " vajayjay" .....it's just awful.


On the same plane as "hoo-ha"
 
2013-10-28 05:39:49 PM  

TheBlackrose: [purplejesus.files.wordpress.com image 373x471]
/hot like... well, not really


Check the image URL. The days of warning about hotlinks are over. Sorry to report that that meme is now meaningless.
 
2013-10-28 05:51:05 PM  

kingflower: Please people, please respect Kanye's privacy! Shame on all of you!!!


You left out "at this difficult time."

;-)
 
2013-10-28 05:58:45 PM  
having a prolapsed vajayjay is nothing to be proud of.
 
2013-10-28 06:06:56 PM  
49 posts in and no "Oh my god nobody care" Family Guy pic?
 
2013-10-28 06:07:45 PM  

ur14me: 49 posts in and no "Oh my god nobody care" Family Guy pic?


Cares... Stupid iPhone is stupid.
 
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