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(Bloomberg)   Cruisin' for chicks just isn't the same when you are doing it at a nursing home in a wheelchair   (bloomberg.com) divider line 35
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2640 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Oct 2013 at 2:42 PM (51 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-28 02:44:42 PM  
Why create policies for this? Let old folk fark. They've earned it.
 
2013-10-28 02:44:56 PM  
hopefully it will be more successful.
 
2013-10-28 02:46:11 PM  
"Hey baby, everything above the waist works!"
 
2013-10-28 02:46:40 PM  
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates
hanging out of his pants screaming: "My penis just died, my penis just
died!"
The nurses calm him down,and he goes back to his room. The next day,
grandpa is running around again with his privates hanging out, so the
nurse asks him: "I thought you said yesterday that your penis died.
What happened?"
Grandpa replies: "Yes, it did... but today is the viewing!"
 
2013-10-28 02:49:19 PM  
You better believe it, brother.

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2013-10-28 02:58:06 PM  

"Hebrew Health Care, a non-profit operator of a variety of elderly-care services in West Hartford, Connecticut, started developing a policy and training in September, said Pamela Atwood, its director of dementia-care services."


So Geriatric Jewish sex isn't kosher. Is it the makin' bacon part?

 
2013-10-28 03:01:03 PM  
So  sex between the demented  isn't a post Fark party event?
 
2013-10-28 03:04:55 PM  
TFA didn't mention the STD issue either.  Post-menopausal boomers with depressed immune systems + unprotected sex = welcome to herpes!
 
2013-10-28 03:05:49 PM  
So, no Lemon Parties?
 
2013-10-28 03:07:05 PM  
Ain't no lovin like wrinkled, saggy tit, no ass, old people smell lovin.
 
2013-10-28 03:09:17 PM  

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2013-10-28 03:11:36 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: You better believe it, brother.

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Came for this, but not since Bush the First.
 
2013-10-28 03:11:38 PM  
Does the "Don't stick your d!ck in crazy" rule still apply here?  What if you are both demented?  These are questions that do deserve answers.
 
2013-10-28 03:12:53 PM  

bim1154: Ain't no lovin like wrinkled, saggy tit, no ass, old people smell lovin.


And yet there's a surprising amount of Rule 34 on it.

Like a really surprising amount. Urrp.
 
2013-10-28 03:14:23 PM  
From Woodstock to Woodstuck.

/Boooooo! Hissssssss!
 
2013-10-28 03:15:41 PM  
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2013-10-28 03:15:47 PM  
My wife worked in nursing homes for years and always said, "just because there is snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below."  On the one had grandpa and Mrs. Smith are consenting adults and can do as they please.  It is the kids who don't like the idea of grandpa cheating on dear departed mom.

I think the issue comes in that with declining mental health at what point do residents stop being consenting adults.  I think in the West Hartford case one family claimed that their mother was taken advantage of and couldn't consent.  Putting the nursing home in the middle.
 
2013-10-28 03:16:45 PM  
Great, another huge surge when they get preggers at the home.  At least they will be all in diapers.
 
2013-10-28 03:34:21 PM  
Oh boy, something to look forward to in a few years.
 
2013-10-28 03:34:58 PM  
OP is a whippersnapper.

That whippersnapper is kidding himself, It is the same, exactly the same.

Only difference is you get some strange every time, I think.
 
2013-10-28 04:06:02 PM  
If you take any geriatrics classes for Nursing or you work in a Nursing Home you will know that one of the symptoms of dementia is losing the ability to control your thoughts and feelings.  You just say what you are thinking and don't edit.
My very first clinical in a nursing home had me at a lunch table with my client, a nice elderly gentleman, and a wheelchair bound woman in her mid 80's who kept saying to me "You can satisfy all MY needs baby!"
The old man just looked and her and said "what the hell is her problem?"

So my question is:
Do non-elderly, able-bodied woman normally think like this when they see me but just don't say anything?
 
2013-10-28 04:09:51 PM  
Why is it OK for Hugh Hefner to have babes crawling all over him at the Playboy mansion? If you were 87 in a care facility behaving like that, nobody would be saying, 'That's nice'.

Ick. It's really not that okay. Kind of sick, actually. Ah, the things some people will do for a little dubious fame...
 
2013-10-28 04:14:50 PM  
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Pimpin L'il Rascal
 
2013-10-28 04:16:28 PM  
The generation of old trouts currently in the nursing homes are the generation that considered sex to be the most disgusting filthy thing on the planet. The considered sex to be only good for attracting a mate and making babies and once you had your prerequisite 2.3 children, you had to STOP, because god or jesus would hate you for it and send you straight to HELL if you did it for pleasure.

I'd say treat the narrow-minded old farts deserve to be treated the same as they treated our generation.
 
2013-10-28 04:34:56 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: The generation of old trouts currently in the nursing homes are the generation that considered sex to be the most disgusting filthy thing on the planet. The considered sex to be only good for attracting a mate and making babies and once you had your prerequisite 2.3 children, you had to STOP, because god or jesus would hate you for it and send you straight to HELL if you did it for pleasure.

I'd say treat the narrow-minded old farts deserve to be treated the same as they treated our generation.



They didn't really think that, you know.  They just wanted you to think that they thought it.  They are the generation that created the baby boom, after all.
 
2013-10-28 05:05:16 PM  
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"Nothing but lonely old babes, living on fixed incomes and starved for attention!"
"Oh yes, I do believe we have found the right angle."


/Hellooo...
//...and goodbye.
 
2013-10-28 05:07:58 PM  
Well, there's always  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZuoHzk4j5c and  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JShIIV2ysFw

Of course, you'll probably want to start early:

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2013-10-28 05:08:59 PM  
I figure when I wind up there I'll just keep a lookout for an old broad with shaking hands.
 
2013-10-28 05:25:43 PM  

mccoma: Well, there's always  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZuoHzk4j5c and  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JShIIV2ysFw

Of course, you'll probably want to start early:

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WTF is leaking from her crotch!?
 
2013-10-28 08:54:39 PM  
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Challenge accepted!

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2013-10-28 09:00:08 PM  

bim1154: mccoma: Well, there's always  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZuoHzk4j5c and  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JShIIV2ysFw

Of course, you'll probably want to start early:

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WTF is leaking from her crotch!?


she's holding a spray hose, I cropped the picture
 
2013-10-28 09:00:45 PM  
Somebodys going to break a hip.
 
2013-10-29 02:48:04 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: You better believe it, brother.

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I was gonna go with this combo

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2013-10-29 08:44:40 AM  
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"Where I come from, you don't got no wheels you don't get no p*ssy"
 
2013-10-29 12:15:04 PM  
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They see us rollin, they hatin

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