what_now: That alligator gator stretched 11 feet, 6 inches and may have hatched when Richard Nixon was president, said Phil Walters, the licensed trapper called out Wednesday afternoon to corral and kill the beast behind the Rivertree Landing Apartments off Sligh Avenue, east of 56th Street.The thing is older than me, but hey, let's just shoot it. There's no reason to keep it alive! This is Mickey's State!Sometimes, Florida. I really hate you.
AirForceVet: If you read the article, they had little choice other than to kill it. Gators that big are too dangerous to relocate. Gator isn't a Bambi.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: 11'6"?!?That's one mighty tall alligator.
what_now: The thing is older than me, but hey, let's just shoot it. There's no reason to keep it alive! This is Mickey's State!
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Holy shiat this is like something out of Walking Dead
MBooda: Mine prefer poodles.[home.wanadoo.nl image 357x437]
StrikitRich: FTA: Walters said he had no choice but to shoot the huge alligator. State law prohibits him from relocating an alligator over four feet and it would be too dangerous to try, he said.
StrikitRich: Guess these trappers have never watched 'Gator Boys' move big alligators down in the Everglades.
Ryker's Peninsula: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?An investigator.
Apos: [www.solidstatelight.com image 461x885]"This outcome displeases me greatly."
nytmare: What do you call a gator who hangs out in the alley behind an apartment complex?
Rapmaster2000: [blog.communispace.com image 500x328]
Stan Lee's Ghost: If you head just north of that apartment complex up into the Morris Bridge/Turkey Creek/Dead River area of the Hillsborough a 16-18' footer nicknamed El Diablo can be seen most weekends by Kayakers
FoxEWolf: [www.yourprops.com image 800x449]
hammettman: Ways I would have preferred this story to end:Gator "pet" owner nabs neighbor's cat, sounds dinner bellOn way to gator, cat gets out of the bag, scratches owner's eyes outNow blind and stumbling, owner trips over gator, and now finds himself on menuHero cop arrives, starts shooting at gator, whichUnlike a young black male, remains unhit by a single bullet and continues dining on "pet" ownerBullets do however, strike the tether and allow the gator to saunter back into the river, with ownermeal in mouthThe cat is hailed a heroic survivor of this sordid ordeal and ends up as a Fark Caturday thread"Hero" cop tries to spin his tale as also wildly heroic; surveillance footage refutes this completely, ends up on Fark thread with multiple skeletons in closetGator surfaces and is identified. Gator smiles, ends up on Fark Photoshop threadFlorida tag reaches critical mass, annihilates universe, including cockroaches2nd big bang occursUniverse tries again,Life emerges, flourishes, except in a place that used to be Florida
EdNortonsTwin: Around 50 y/o, too big, too scary - let's kill it!:-/
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