fappomatic: If he used his penis to smash that windshield, he should get an award, not jail time.
You're doing it wrong....
That's the way a-ha a-ha, I like it.
Shaken, not stirred.
Dahnkster: Well what do you expect from Georgia, anyway.After all, THIS IS SPARTA![farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x372]No, really. It is Sparta. Look it up.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Meanwhile I can't even use mine to crack walnuts.
stevetherobot: Athens Penis Shaking Incident/band name
fiddle-faddle: Just another day in that town, trust me
Dahnkster: Athens is much lovelier, BTW. Not only do they have a college and Widespread Panic, but there is also a Farmer's Market![www.roadhugusa.com image 500x375]
Brainsick: That's a helluva sentence for holding a pen with a shaky hand
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