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(Huffington Post UK)   Two of Britain's biggest blowhards in epic twitter spat   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 87
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2013-10-28 03:40:25 PM
I see nothing in the way of redeemable qualities when it comes to Piers Morgan. And he is the worst Arsenal supporter in the world.
 
2013-10-28 03:41:51 PM
I wish Piers Morgan were a S***s fan, so I can hate him with the intensity of a thousand burning suns.

Fark it, I hate him anyway for acting like a douchetard.
 
2013-10-28 03:43:23 PM

PortWineBoy: I really wish TG:US would fire that idiot with the beard and flannel. What a yob. Replace the whole cast honestly, but start with beardo.


Just nuke it from orbit and start again.

/"Here's the Stig, everyone."
//Really?!?!
 
2013-10-28 03:49:48 PM

PortWineBoy: Piers Morgan is a twat, but I really wish TG:US would fire that idiot with the beard and flannel.  What a yob.  Replace the whole cast honestly, but start with beardo.


Whole show sucks ballz.
Make it go away.
 
2013-10-28 03:56:55 PM

dittybopper: Valiente: dittybopper: Valiente: dittybopper: Brit twit snit

Nice. 12 characters.

Yeah, well, I was doing tweets before Twitter was invented.  Morse code does that to you.

And yet I don't miss CW being a requirement to operate a marine SSB. Not at all. I waited to get rigged up until that went the way of the telegram.

I still do it.  From my car.  While I'm driving.

/Morsing isn't texting from a legal standpoint.


The pavement must be mighty smooth where you drive, or surfaced with technicalities
 
2013-10-28 03:58:15 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: PortWineBoy: Piers Morgan is a twat, but I really wish TG:US would fire that idiot with the beard and flannel.  What a yob.  Replace the whole cast honestly, but start with beardo.

Whole show sucks ballz.
Make it go away.


Is it still on?  I just get my TG UK fix from the netflix.
 
2013-10-28 04:00:51 PM

Texas Gabe: BBC hotties? OK!

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Wow. If ever there was a post that exemplified the low standard of "British hot," that was it.
 
2013-10-28 04:13:30 PM
These are the two types of human filth that need to fight each other in a pit of noonecares.
 
2013-10-28 04:16:16 PM

100 Watt Walrus: Texas Gabe: BBC hotties? OK!

[www3.images.coolspotters.com image 300x450]

[www.swotti.com image 320x540]

Wow. If ever there was a post that exemplified the low standard of "British hot," that was it.


Yeah, um... The farking hell has happened to Billie the Piper? It looks like someone beat her senseless with a makeup gun...
 
2013-10-28 04:39:47 PM
Jeremy Clarkson is one of biggest douchebags on planet Earth.  Period.  The sheer level of asshole pouring off of that man is immeasurable.

And yet somehow Piers Morgan manages to be worse.  Quite an accomplishment.

/loves me some Top Gear
 
2013-10-28 04:40:01 PM
twatter spit
 
2013-10-28 04:46:20 PM
You know it's going to involve clarkson when you see the words "blowhard" and "britain" in a sentence..
 
2013-10-28 05:04:11 PM
I was tricked. When I see the headline a spat between two of Britian's biggest blowhards, I assume one of them will be Morrissey. What a bitter old coont of a man he's become.
 
2013-10-28 05:32:34 PM
I watch top gear as an American and an Okie.

Fark Piers Morgan
 
2013-10-28 05:36:09 PM

skinink: I was tricked. When I see the headline a spat between two of Britian's biggest blowhards, I assume one of them will be Morrissey.


I was thinking Simon Cowell, the twattiest twat who ever twatted.
 
2013-10-28 06:01:12 PM
When I read the headline I thought it would be Gordan Ramsey and Simon Cowell. Do love me some Top Gear, the american version not so much
 
2013-10-28 06:08:23 PM
Perhaps instead of taking a lap in the "Reasonably Priced Car", Piers could just ride the Reliant Robin Express.?
 
2013-10-28 06:08:55 PM

FlashHarry: twitter spat - or "twat" for short.


Came here to say this...
 
2013-10-28 06:43:28 PM

Valiente: dittybopper: Valiente: dittybopper: Valiente: dittybopper: Brit twit snit

Nice. 12 characters.

Yeah, well, I was doing tweets before Twitter was invented.  Morse code does that to you.

And yet I don't miss CW being a requirement to operate a marine SSB. Not at all. I waited to get rigged up until that went the way of the telegram.

I still do it.  From my car.  While I'm driving.

/Morsing isn't texting from a legal standpoint.

The pavement must be mighty smooth where you drive, or surfaced with technicalities


Just got to stiffen up the return spring a bit.
 
2013-10-28 07:22:54 PM

100 Watt Walrus: Texas Gabe: BBC hotties? OK!

[www3.images.coolspotters.com image 300x450]

[www.swotti.com image 320x540]

Wow. If ever there was a post that exemplified the low standard of "British hot," that was it.


Iczer: 100 Watt Walrus: Texas Gabe: BBC hotties? OK!

[www3.images.coolspotters.com image 300x450]

[www.swotti.com image 320x540]

Wow. If ever there was a post that exemplified the low standard of "British hot," that was it.

Yeah, um... The farking hell has happened to Billie the Piper? It looks like someone beat her senseless with a makeup gun...


users.content.ytmnd.com
 
2013-10-28 07:31:17 PM
Clarkson went to school with Adrian Newey, therefore Clarkson wins.
 
2013-10-28 07:50:27 PM
"Jeremy Clarkson heads the program Top Gear at the BBC, one of the funniest shows on TV. Since it has absolutely nothing to do with politics or religion, only with cars, it is one of the very few programs at the Burka Broadcasting Corporation still worth seeing" Anders Behring Breivik
 
2013-10-28 07:53:49 PM

LewDux: Cyriak


As it's almost Halloween, here's one of my favourites of his.
 
2013-10-28 08:17:43 PM
I read the headline and said out loud, "Clarkson and who else?"

Clicked in and sure enough, Clarkson.
 
2013-10-28 08:44:43 PM

Valiente: dittybopper: Valiente: dittybopper: Valiente: dittybopper: Brit twit snit

Nice. 12 characters.

Yeah, well, I was doing tweets before Twitter was invented.  Morse code does that to you.

And yet I don't miss CW being a requirement to operate a marine SSB. Not at all. I waited to get rigged up until that went the way of the telegram.

I still do it.  From my car.  While I'm driving.

/Morsing isn't texting from a legal standpoint.

The pavement must be mighty smooth where you drive, or surfaced with technicalities


A word of warning: He's right, and he'll prove it to you. I've seen him challenged on this in other threads, and he's got the citations to back him up. I know it doesn't sound right, but that's the way the law is written.
 
2013-10-28 08:47:22 PM
Who are these guys?
 
2013-10-28 09:56:56 PM
It should be noted, as referenced in the article, that Jeremy Clarkson once broke his hand punching Piers Morgan in the face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfzu2ObrYzc
 
2013-10-28 10:10:48 PM

Slaxl: Normally I hate making news out of twitter, and think anything going on over there is ridiculous, but damn that made me laugh. Piers is such a buffoon, Jeremy has wit.

Dear CNN, please don't sack him, if you do he might come back here :( Keep him, he's yours now.


They're both buffoons that say something entertaining often enough to be employed as entertainers. Barely.
 
2013-10-28 10:14:24 PM
The spying and phone tapping aside, I like Piers Morgan. I enjoy his interviewing style and his voice. He has a haughty manner that can really get under the skin of his interview subjects, and it creates some very entertaining TV. My two favorite Piers Morgan interviews: Robert Blake and Alex Jones. The Charlie Sheen one was pretty good too - but he went a little easy on Sheen, I think. Piers has a way of using his tone and body language to communicate, "I think you are so stupid" without actually saying it. He's very good at what he does. I just wish more people would watch his show so it wouldn't be so close to the chopping block.
 
2013-10-28 10:27:12 PM

Atomic Spunk: My two favorite Piers Morgan interviews: Robert Blake and Alex Jones


I don't believe in God, but I will pray for your immortal soul all the same.

You poor poor thing.
 
2013-10-28 10:27:24 PM

Mikey1969: Wellon Dowd: I can think of several Brits I'd rather be blown hard by.

This one needs to get posted again...


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She looks so much like my ex it's freaky.
 
2013-10-28 11:14:12 PM

Texas Gabe: 100 Watt Walrus: Texas Gabe: BBC hotties? OK!

[www3.images.coolspotters.com image 300x450]

[www.swotti.com image 320x540]

Wow. If ever there was a post that exemplified the low standard of "British hot," that was it.

Iczer: 100 Watt Walrus: Texas Gabe: BBC hotties? OK!

[www3.images.coolspotters.com image 300x450]

[www.swotti.com image 320x540]

Wow. If ever there was a post that exemplified the low standard of "British hot," that was it.

Yeah, um... The farking hell has happened to Billie the Piper? It looks like someone beat her senseless with a makeup gun...

[users.content.ytmnd.com image 420x300]


You just keep telling yourself that, friend.
 
2013-10-29 12:59:25 AM
So.... professional man-child and self-infatuated git have at each other in the ultimate mouth-breather's social media platform of choice...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-29 03:10:00 AM

Texas Gabe: BBC hotties? OK!


I've found the submitter of all of Fark's cutie/hottie threads
 
2013-10-29 09:30:09 AM
Has David Mitchell said anything wordy and snarky about this yet?
 
2013-10-29 10:36:18 AM

Iczer: 100 Watt Walrus: Texas Gabe: BBC hotties? OK!

[www3.images.coolspotters.com image 300x450]

[www.swotti.com image 320x540]

Wow. If ever there was a post that exemplified the low standard of "British hot," that was it.

Yeah, um... The farking hell has happened to Billie the Piper? It looks like someone beat her senseless with a makeup gun...


img.fark.net
 
2013-10-29 12:24:52 PM

dittybopper: Valiente: dittybopper: Valiente: dittybopper: Valiente: dittybopper: Brit twit snit

Nice. 12 characters.

Yeah, well, I was doing tweets before Twitter was invented.  Morse code does that to you.

And yet I don't miss CW being a requirement to operate a marine SSB. Not at all. I waited to get rigged up until that went the way of the telegram.

I still do it.  From my car.  While I'm driving.

/Morsing isn't texting from a legal standpoint.

The pavement must be mighty smooth where you drive, or surfaced with technicalities

Just got to stiffen up the return spring a bit.


Said the actress to the bishop.
 
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