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(Huffington Post UK)   Two of Britain's biggest blowhards in epic twitter spat   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 87
    More: Amusing, Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Morgan, Samuel L Jackson  
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2013-10-28 12:06:32 PM
Normally, I couldn't be less interested in a "twitter fight."  But I love English sarcasm and really love listening to Clarkson beat up on Morgan.  However, the page won't load so my integrity is accidentally safe.
 
2013-10-28 12:12:40 PM
piers morgan is a thin-skinned little prig. i love watching clarkson slapping him around - on twitter or in person.
 
2013-10-28 12:18:35 PM
twitter spat - or "twat" for short.
 
2013-10-28 12:21:08 PM
Normally I hate making news out of twitter, and think anything going on over there is ridiculous, but damn that made me laugh. Piers is such a buffoon, Jeremy has wit.

Dear CNN, please don't sack him, if you do he might come back here :( Keep him, he's yours now.
 
2013-10-28 12:26:39 PM
Brit twit snit
 
2013-10-28 12:41:45 PM
I like Clarkson. Since he doesn't have much of a brain-to-mouth filter, you know where you stand with him.
 
2013-10-28 12:51:59 PM

Slaxl: Dear CNN, please don't sack him, if you do he might come back here :( Keep him, he's yours now.


Awwwww... but he's so useless!  All he does is provide a living strawman for conservatives to hold up and mock liberals.
 
2013-10-28 12:54:02 PM

FlashHarry: twitter spat - or "twat" for short.


I was going to say, not to be confused with a spitter twat, which some people pay extra to see.
 
2013-10-28 12:55:28 PM
Is there any chance both Phone-Hacker and Paddington can fark off and die as a result?
 
2013-10-28 12:55:55 PM
did Morgan really go after Clarkson as a kid? biatch move.
 
kab
2013-10-28 01:00:59 PM
Truly, news that should concern everyone.
 
2013-10-28 01:03:18 PM
Calling them "blowhards" is an insult to our 'merikun friends. Let's stick with "monumental twats".
 
2013-10-28 01:09:27 PM
Say what you want about Clarkson - there are few that can outsnark him when he gets going.
 
2013-10-28 01:11:51 PM
www.chronicle.su
 
2013-10-28 01:15:02 PM
I read that as twatter spit.

I have the weirdest boner.
 
2013-10-28 01:16:19 PM
I like Clarkson.  He has no filter between brain and mouth.  You know exactly what he's thinking.  Morgan always appears to be a stuffed shirt douchebag that looks down on everyone else.  I'd love to see 'em in the ring. :)
 
2013-10-28 01:16:56 PM

LewDux: [www.chronicle.su image 200x250]


I.... WTF?
 
2013-10-28 01:18:38 PM
I can think of several Brits I'd rather be blown hard by.

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2013-10-28 01:20:54 PM

soopey: LewDux: [www.chronicle.su image 200x250]

I.... WTF?


Cyriak
 
2013-10-28 01:21:05 PM

metallion: I like Clarkson.  He has no filter between brain and mouth.  You know exactly what he's thinking.  Morgan always appears to be a stuffed shirt douchebag that looks down on everyone else.  I'd love to see 'em on the track. :)


Let's face it, seeing old guys fight is pretty useless.

Best to settle this dispute in Top Gear fashion.

www.ridelust.com
 
2013-10-28 01:21:42 PM
It's the most epic twitter spat. . . in the world.
 
2013-10-28 01:24:14 PM

Blues_X: I like Clarkson. Since he doesn't have much of a brain-to-mouth filter, you know where you stand with him.


metallion: I like Clarkson.  He has no filter between brain and mouth.  You know exactly what he's thinking.


Interesting. Where does one get these templates for quick fark replies? They should have that, like madlibs with keywords from the thread title. Select them from a dropdown box.
 
2013-10-28 01:28:08 PM
Line them up and use one bullet to kill both....end of twit spat....
 
2013-10-28 01:28:44 PM

Wellon Dowd: I can think of several Brits I'd rather be blown hard by.


This one needs to get posted again...


img.fark.net
 
2013-10-28 01:29:19 PM
Justice for Milly Dowler.
 
2013-10-28 01:29:49 PM
Call me when someone is referred to as a "drink soaked, former trotysiest, popinjay."
 
2013-10-28 01:30:36 PM
I would have paid good money to see Clarkson deck Morgan.  But he obviously didn't hit him hard enough.
 
2013-10-28 01:30:51 PM

Slaxl: Blues_X: I like Clarkson. Since he doesn't have much of a brain-to-mouth filter, you know where you stand with him.

metallion: I like Clarkson.  He has no filter between brain and mouth.  You know exactly what he's thinking.

Interesting. Where does one get these templates for quick fark replies? They should have that, like madlibs with keywords from the thread title. Select them from a dropdown box.


♫They like Clarkson and they can not lie♫
 
2013-10-28 01:34:40 PM
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2013-10-28 01:42:29 PM
I think Piers pulled the rating info from Top Gear US.

/Either that or only looking at the last couple weeks of polling because they're running a 3-episode "Best Of" set.
 
2013-10-28 01:48:56 PM
What a pair of whiny biatches.
 
2013-10-28 01:49:48 PM

FunkyBlue: I think Piers pulled the rating info from Top Gear US.

/Either that or only looking at the last couple weeks of polling because they're running a 3-episode "Best Of" set.


Clarkson owns "Top Gear" the brand, so even the TG:US is his baby, but you're right that it is stupid to throw out the "your ratings suck during off-season re-runs" jab.
 
2013-10-28 01:52:06 PM
Subby needs to look up the definition of "epic" again.  Two adult men acting like children on a public forum is hardly 'epic' by any sense.

/they were even arguing over who was more popular...both come off as arrogant douches here...
//you know what they say about arguing on the internet...
 
2013-10-28 01:53:44 PM
Is there anything less dignified than being involved in a twitter spat?
 
2013-10-28 02:00:08 PM

stevetherobot: Is there anything less dignified than being involved in a twitter spat?


Dying in an auto-erotic asphyxiation accident. Maybe.
 
2013-10-28 02:04:09 PM

dittybopper: Brit twit snit


Nice. 12 characters.
 
2013-10-28 02:07:43 PM
Piers Morgan isn't a blowhard, he is just a twat.
 
2013-10-28 02:15:10 PM
Lots of people over here know who Clarkson is. And, even better, Clarkson has way more fans than Morgan does in the US. I like Clarkson.

Also, needs more May.
 
2013-10-28 02:15:27 PM

Wellon Dowd: stevetherobot: Is there anything less dignified than being involved in a twitter spat?

Dying in an auto-erotic asphyxiation accident. Maybe.


...whilst arguing on twitter.

See, you can make anything worse by adding a twitter spat onto it.
 
2013-10-28 02:23:10 PM
We dropped Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson into a remote area of the Amazon rainforest, with no supplies and no means of contacting the outside world. You're welcome.

Ed Byrne, Mock the Week
 
2013-10-28 02:32:49 PM
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-10-28 02:50:20 PM

Valiente: dittybopper: Brit twit snit

Nice. 12 characters.


Yeah, well, I was doing tweets before Twitter was invented.  Morse code does that to you.
 
2013-10-28 02:53:54 PM
Why do I sense that as soon as production begins on the next series of Top Gear, there will be a segment involving a caravan being destroyed with a likeness of Piers Morgan in it.
 
2013-10-28 03:01:30 PM

dittybopper: Valiente: dittybopper: Brit twit snit

Nice. 12 characters.

Yeah, well, I was doing tweets before Twitter was invented.  Morse code does that to you.


And yet I don't miss CW being a requirement to operate a marine SSB. Not at all. I waited to get rigged up until that went the way of the telegram.
 
2013-10-28 03:04:53 PM
Middle-aged man fight. I propose the one with the largest breasts wins.
 
2013-10-28 03:07:12 PM
Who the hell is Piers Morgan?
 
2013-10-28 03:11:19 PM

Valiente: dittybopper: Valiente: dittybopper: Brit twit snit

Nice. 12 characters.

Yeah, well, I was doing tweets before Twitter was invented.  Morse code does that to you.

And yet I don't miss CW being a requirement to operate a marine SSB. Not at all. I waited to get rigged up until that went the way of the telegram.


I still do it.  From my car.  While I'm driving.

/Morsing isn't texting from a legal standpoint.
 
2013-10-28 03:11:53 PM
BBC hotties? OK!

www3.images.coolspotters.com

www.swotti.com
 
2013-10-28 03:15:48 PM
I found Jeremy much more knowledgable on QI than Piers.
 
2013-10-28 03:36:00 PM
Piers Morgan is a twat, but I really wish TG:US would fire that idiot with the beard and flannel.  What a yob.  Replace the whole cast honestly, but start with beardo.
 
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