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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Satan: "Okay, let's get this meeting started. Ba'al the Flayer, nice work on your last job. Sch'uzdra the Mind devourer, keep up the good work. Uh, Dru'ush the homosexual rape demon? We're going to have to ask you dial it back a bit"   ( kfor.com) divider line
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18869 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Oct 2013 at 1:28 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-28 01:34:02 PM  
5 votes:
Do not taunt the homosexual rape demon.
2013-10-28 01:31:08 PM  
5 votes:
So he's an Oklahomo?
2013-10-28 01:35:53 PM  
4 votes:
Funny, he didn't look Dru'ush.
2013-10-28 01:35:20 PM  
4 votes:
Funny, he didn't look Dru'ush
2013-10-28 01:34:48 PM  
4 votes:

"When that didn't work they tried to taze him to bring him under control but Anderson ripped the probes from his skin and yelled the tazer wouldn't affect him."



"No no. Don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad."


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2013-10-28 12:57:15 PM  
4 votes:

Somacandra: FTFA: He said he "wasn't gay, just high" and when he came to his senses, he couldn't believe he let the male demon touch him.

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Yeah, that's what Asmodeus said!

Things have never been the same for poor Jeremy J. Anderson  he dumped the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.

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It clearly spells out in the Monster Manual that Orcus was the Rape Demon, I mean Asmo is a Lawful Evil DEVIL Dude!  Get it right!
2013-10-28 12:19:41 PM  
4 votes:
FTFA: He said he "wasn't gay, just high" and when he came to his senses, he couldn't believe he let the male demon touch him.

upload.wikimedia.org

Yeah, that's what Asmodeus said!

Things have never been the same for poor Jeremy J. Anderson  he dumped the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.
2013-10-28 12:15:42 PM  
4 votes:
At the hospital, officers said Anderson told them he had not done anything wrong, that he was just remodeling his house.

That's just awesome.
2013-10-28 11:49:04 AM  
4 votes:
Anderson told officers he met a "possessed homosexual demon" who wanted drugs from him and performed sexual acts on him.

So... he was at a pretty awesome Halloween party?
2013-10-28 01:58:36 PM  
3 votes:
He must have just seen This Is The End

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2013-10-28 01:33:14 PM  
3 votes:
What about Gozer the Gozerian?  Is he still cool?
2013-10-28 01:14:47 PM  
3 votes:

clownyclownzomby: He must have slept with our governor.


So you're saying he's Fallin on hard times?
2013-10-28 02:47:43 PM  
2 votes:
giantgag.com
2013-10-28 02:09:57 PM  
2 votes:
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! - Louis Tully
2013-10-28 02:01:03 PM  
2 votes:
It was probably just a "blow you for a bag of meth" imp, and this guy overreacted.
2013-10-28 01:47:36 PM  
2 votes:
Casper was farked in the ass by fifty Muslims.
He was farked twenty-five times on top.
He was also farked thirty-seven times bent over a wheelbarrow
And eleven more times at the bank.
He was farked at night in the ass.
His ass was a bit ruptured.

He was born for getting ass-rammed!
Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper got farked in the ass brutally
And the fifty Muslims' semen was pissed on his tonsils.
He was up to his eyeballs in Muslim jism.
He was so full of cum, he had to shiat.
This guy really took a shiat, pushed away the Muslim jism
And took his own foreskin
And started farking himself in his ass brutally.

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper was taken to a hospital by an ambulance.
At the hospital, he told the doctor to say "asshole licker".
After the doctor said "asshole licker".
He got on top of Casper and started farking him in his ass brutally.
So far, Casper was diagnosed with holy freakaholic
And became loose for super duper maneuvers!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago!
Western Union: It's the Fastest Way To Send Money!
2013-10-28 01:47:16 PM  
2 votes:

DreamyAltarBoy: Do not taunt the homosexual rape demon.


Good luck applying it to your forehead, too.
2013-10-28 01:39:13 PM  
2 votes:
Dru'ush was just looking to do a few bumps, dance, and have a good time. Its not his fault the guy got some bad molly.

Besides, the guy came on to him.
2013-10-28 01:39:13 PM  
2 votes:

what_now: What the fark was this guy on?


Well, it started with Bruce on him, then it got dark, and I didn't see the rest.
2013-10-28 01:37:29 PM  
2 votes:

Bermuda59: Funny, he didn't look Dru'ush


I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
2013-10-28 01:35:17 PM  
2 votes:
Oh, everybody knows the type... as soon as they cum they are all jumping around yelling about how they aren't gay.
2013-10-28 07:27:21 PM  
1 vote:
i64.photobucket.com
2013-10-28 02:56:12 PM  
1 vote:

brantgoose: had cut his own penis off


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2013-10-28 02:45:57 PM  
1 vote:

HindiDiscoMonster: Fluid: I'm sure there are ways to exorcise homosexual demons that don't involve fire, but I guess that works as well.

well of course there are... but do you really want to?

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Holodeck program //Gerodi/buff/workout/speedos/red/eyecontactNO  ?
2013-10-28 02:22:10 PM  
1 vote:
Headline made me think of this

/The Jews were right.
2013-10-28 02:17:04 PM  
1 vote:
You see every time you say the devil I smile, 'cause I'm thinking of this.
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2013-10-28 02:14:58 PM  
1 vote:

Ennuipoet: Somacandra: FTFA: He said he "wasn't gay, just high" and when he came to his senses, he couldn't believe he let the male demon touch him.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 213x270]

Yeah, that's what Asmodeus said!

Things have never been the same for poor Jeremy J. Anderson  he dumped the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.
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It clearly spells out in the Monster Manual that Orcus was the Rape Demon, I mean Asmo is a Lawful Evil DEVIL Dude!  Get it right!


Yep, gonna have to go with this.

Never, ever, touch the "Wand of Orcus"  *cough* *cough*

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2013-10-28 02:14:02 PM  
1 vote:

Random Internet Persona: Man, this shiat never happens to me.  I only meet regular, run-of-the-mill heterosexual rape demons.


th01.deviantart.net
They're not so bad.
2013-10-28 01:39:46 PM  
1 vote:
Homosexual rape demon? Hah, The Simpsons did it first
2013-10-28 01:37:03 PM  
1 vote:

bhcompy: What about Gozer the Gozerian?  Is he still cool?


Sure, if you don't mind spending time inside a giant slor. Kinda the opposite problem of this guy.
2013-10-28 01:36:35 PM  
1 vote:

bhcompy: What about Gozer the Gozerian?  Is he still cool?


IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A DEMON, YOU SAY *YES*.
2013-10-28 12:27:16 PM  
1 vote:
Moments later he admitted he knew he needed to be on medication.

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As hilarious as this story is, hopefully this man will get the help he needs.
 
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