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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Satan: "Okay, let's get this meeting started. Ba'al the Flayer, nice work on your last job. Sch'uzdra the Mind devourer, keep up the good work. Uh, Dru'ush the homosexual rape demon? We're going to have to ask you dial it back a bit"   (kfor.com) divider line 34
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2013-10-28 01:34:38 PM
6 votes:
Let's at least commend the officers for not medicating him with lead after the tasers didn't work the first time.
2013-10-28 12:57:15 PM
3 votes:

Somacandra: FTFA: He said he "wasn't gay, just high" and when he came to his senses, he couldn't believe he let the male demon touch him.

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Yeah, that's what Asmodeus said!

Things have never been the same for poor Jeremy J. Anderson  he dumped the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.

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It clearly spells out in the Monster Manual that Orcus was the Rape Demon, I mean Asmo is a Lawful Evil DEVIL Dude!  Get it right!
2013-10-28 02:17:04 PM
2 votes:
You see every time you say the devil I smile, 'cause I'm thinking of this.
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2013-10-28 02:14:02 PM
2 votes:

Random Internet Persona: Man, this shiat never happens to me.  I only meet regular, run-of-the-mill heterosexual rape demons.


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They're not so bad.
2013-10-28 01:45:32 PM
2 votes:

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: That's why you dont live in apartments. get a cheap rental home especially if you have kids. Paper thin walls separate your wife/children from this guy, meth lab, prostitutes, smoker who fall asleep

/even "good" apartment complexes


Mowing and raking are worth it to not live in a home connected to other people's homes.
2013-10-28 01:36:42 PM
2 votes:
I'm a little surprised (and relieved) that the officers didn't shoot him. Nice.
2013-10-28 01:36:35 PM
2 votes:

bhcompy: What about Gozer the Gozerian?  Is he still cool?


IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A DEMON, YOU SAY *YES*.
2013-10-28 01:35:53 PM
2 votes:
Funny, he didn't look Dru'ush.
2013-10-28 01:35:20 PM
2 votes:
Funny, he didn't look Dru'ush
2013-10-28 12:27:16 PM
2 votes:
Moments later he admitted he knew he needed to be on medication.

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As hilarious as this story is, hopefully this man will get the help he needs.
2013-10-28 12:19:41 PM
2 votes:
FTFA: He said he "wasn't gay, just high" and when he came to his senses, he couldn't believe he let the male demon touch him.

upload.wikimedia.org

Yeah, that's what Asmodeus said!

Things have never been the same for poor Jeremy J. Anderson  he dumped the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.
2013-10-28 12:15:42 PM
2 votes:
At the hospital, officers said Anderson told them he had not done anything wrong, that he was just remodeling his house.

That's just awesome.
2013-10-28 03:06:38 PM
1 votes:
Did this gay demon look like a Republican staffer in a public washroom, by any chance?
2013-10-28 03:00:46 PM
1 votes:
Primitive Screwhead:
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago!
Western Union: It's the Fastest Way To Send Money!


I was about to piss and moan about assholes posting lyrics, then I saw that.

Gonna have to go digging through my mp3s when I get home, it's been a long time...
2013-10-28 02:47:43 PM
1 votes:
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2013-10-28 02:12:30 PM
1 votes:
It was a fun story up to the point he said if he had a gun he would have killed his neighbors. Adding my kudos to the non-killie cops, especially after the first taser didn't tase.
2013-10-28 02:00:42 PM
1 votes:
These cops are the kind we need more of. A lot of stories end up with the uncooperative lunatic shot in a hail of gunfire, not the cops subduing him in hand-to-hand combat.
2013-10-28 01:58:36 PM
1 votes:
He must have just seen This Is The End

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2013-10-28 01:47:36 PM
1 votes:
Casper was farked in the ass by fifty Muslims.
He was farked twenty-five times on top.
He was also farked thirty-seven times bent over a wheelbarrow
And eleven more times at the bank.
He was farked at night in the ass.
His ass was a bit ruptured.

He was born for getting ass-rammed!
Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper got farked in the ass brutally
And the fifty Muslims' semen was pissed on his tonsils.
He was up to his eyeballs in Muslim jism.
He was so full of cum, he had to shiat.
This guy really took a shiat, pushed away the Muslim jism
And took his own foreskin
And started farking himself in his ass brutally.

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper was taken to a hospital by an ambulance.
At the hospital, he told the doctor to say "asshole licker".
After the doctor said "asshole licker".
He got on top of Casper and started farking him in his ass brutally.
So far, Casper was diagnosed with holy freakaholic
And became loose for super duper maneuvers!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago!
Western Union: It's the Fastest Way To Send Money!
2013-10-28 01:41:52 PM
1 votes:
"Officers said Anderson said if he would have had a gun, he would have shot and killed his neighbors and then shot and killed officers when they arrived."

Police always enjoy hearing this - supprised they held back and only tased him. Glad to hear it though...
2013-10-28 01:41:28 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: Moments later he admitted he knew he needed to be on medication.

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As hilarious as this story is, hopefully this man will get the help he needs.


Nah, that would require universal health care and a culture that doesn't stigmatize mental illness. Instead, let's just let him buy a bunch of semi-automatic weapons.
2013-10-28 01:41:03 PM
1 votes:

Sybarite: At the hospital, officers said Anderson told them he had not done anything wrong, that he was just remodeling his house.

That's just awesome.


The guy sounds like he might be cool when he's properly medicated.
2013-10-28 01:39:54 PM
1 votes:

UrinalPooper: Let's at least commend the officers for not medicating him with lead after the tasers didn't work the first time.


This. I'm shocked that he cops didn't shoot him.  There are so many stories about the use of lethal force to end what I consider (as an outsider) to be relatively non-violent interactions, and I half-expected this one to end up with the crazy guy getting killed.
2013-10-28 01:39:13 PM
1 votes:
Dru'ush was just looking to do a few bumps, dance, and have a good time. Its not his fault the guy got some bad molly.

Besides, the guy came on to him.
2013-10-28 01:35:17 PM
1 votes:
Oh, everybody knows the type... as soon as they cum they are all jumping around yelling about how they aren't gay.
2013-10-28 01:34:48 PM
1 votes:

"When that didn't work they tried to taze him to bring him under control but Anderson ripped the probes from his skin and yelled the tazer wouldn't affect him."



"No no. Don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad."


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2013-10-28 01:34:14 PM
1 votes:
What the fark was this guy on?
2013-10-28 01:34:02 PM
1 votes:
Do not taunt the homosexual rape demon.
2013-10-28 01:33:14 PM
1 votes:
What about Gozer the Gozerian?  Is he still cool?
2013-10-28 01:31:08 PM
1 votes:
So he's an Oklahomo?
2013-10-28 01:14:47 PM
1 votes:

clownyclownzomby: He must have slept with our governor.


So you're saying he's Fallin on hard times?
2013-10-28 12:29:57 PM
1 votes:
Ah, mental illness. You never cease to deliver a barrel of laughs.
2013-10-28 12:28:30 PM
1 votes:
He must have slept with our governor.
2013-10-28 11:49:04 AM
1 votes:
Anderson told officers he met a "possessed homosexual demon" who wanted drugs from him and performed sexual acts on him.

So... he was at a pretty awesome Halloween party?
 
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