Somacandra: FTFA: He said he "wasn't gay, just high" and when he came to his senses, he couldn't believe he let the male demon touch him.[upload.wikimedia.org image 213x270]Yeah, that's what Asmodeus said!Things have never been the same for poor Jeremy J. Anderson he dumped the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.
clownyclownzomby: He must have slept with our governor.
hardinparamedic: Ah, mental illness. You never cease to deliver a barrel of laughs.
"When that didn't work they tried to taze him to bring him under control but Anderson ripped the probes from his skin and yelled the tazer wouldn't affect him."
"No no. Don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad."
bhcompy: What about Gozer the Gozerian? Is he still cool?
Bermuda59: Funny, he didn't look Dru'ush
what_now: What the fark was this guy on?
I AM THE GOAT: Came for the bath salts reference, leaving satisfied.
UrinalPooper: Let's at least commend the officers for not medicating him with lead after the tasers didn't work the first time.
Sybarite: At the hospital, officers said Anderson told them he had not done anything wrong, that he was just remodeling his house.That's just awesome.
miss diminutive: Moments later he admitted he knew he needed to be on medication.[you_don't_say.jpg]As hilarious as this story is, hopefully this man will get the help he needs.
error 303: Great. Now I just want to play In Nomine again.
Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: That's why you dont live in apartments. get a cheap rental home especially if you have kids. Paper thin walls separate your wife/children from this guy, meth lab, prostitutes, smoker who fall asleep/even "good" apartment complexes
Jeng: what_now: What the fark was this guy on?"Are you referring to the anti-crazy drugs he stopped taking, or are you wondering what drug you would have to take to act that way?
DreamyAltarBoy: Do not taunt the homosexual rape demon.
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