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2013-10-28 12:26:51 PM
The "shot girl" in Myrtle was bold
And refused to let shots go unsold
Though she spilled not a drop
Sold no shots (and got popped!)
To the man whose GF she called "old."
 
2013-10-28 01:21:40 PM
I'd hire her.
 
2013-10-28 01:22:54 PM
tl;dr version.

Shot girl flirts with middle-aged guy.
Middle-aged guy's girlfriend walks up and gets all "No you di-unt"
Assaultalarity ensues.
 
2013-10-28 01:25:03 PM

"The victim said she replied "OK" to Antunez, who continued to talk about their looks. The victim said she told Antunez she was old and Antunez attacked her, according to the report"


Next time, shot girl, just stick with "OK" and not with running commentary. Especially about someone's looks. Sometimes I go into retail stores or fast food places and am amazed at how bad the service is. And I mean bad service even considering the clerks are young people and are the low rung in the service industry.

 
2013-10-28 01:25:11 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-28 01:29:09 PM
Was she hot?
 
2013-10-28 01:29:13 PM
If you are at Broadway at the Beach, you must stop into Fat Tuesdays and order 6 190 octanes with an extra shooter.
 
2013-10-28 01:30:18 PM

skinink: "The victim said she replied "OK" to Antunez, who continued to talk about their looks. The victim said she told Antunez she was old and Antunez attacked her, according to the report"
Next time, shot girl, just stick with "OK" and not with running commentary. Especially about someone's looks. Sometimes I go into retail stores or fast food places and am amazed at how bad the service is. And I mean bad service even considering the clerks are young people and are the low rung in the service industry.


the puncher was the one with the running commentary about looks and such, "old" was a comeback, that was responded to with a fist
 
2013-10-28 01:32:12 PM
but she didn't spill of the drinks any during the incident, according to a police report.
 
2013-10-28 01:34:42 PM
Careful, man, there's a beverage here.
 
2013-10-28 01:38:06 PM

Kanemano: skinink: "The victim said she replied "OK" to Antunez, who continued to talk about their looks. The victim said she told Antunez she was old and Antunez attacked her, according to the report"
Next time, shot girl, just stick with "OK" and not with running commentary. Especially about someone's looks. Sometimes I go into retail stores or fast food places and am amazed at how bad the service is. And I mean bad service even considering the clerks are young people and are the low rung in the service industry.

the puncher was the one with the running commentary about looks and such, "old" was a comeback, that was responded to with a fist


Read it again. "The victim said she told Antunez (the puncher) that she was old."
 
2013-10-28 01:41:34 PM
I just want to know who ended up with the drinks?
 
2013-10-28 01:41:45 PM
Shot girl opened her big mouth when she got upset at a drunk patron and was punched in the face for it. She learned a valuable lesson: when you are working be polite always, especially to drunk people. Then behind patrons back call them all the nasty name you want to co-workers. That is the service industry.
 
2013-10-28 01:55:34 PM
 
2013-10-28 01:56:41 PM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Kanemano: skinink: "The victim said she replied "OK" to Antunez, who continued to talk about their looks. The victim said she told Antunez she was old and Antunez attacked her, according to the report"
Next time, shot girl, just stick with "OK" and not with running commentary. Especially about someone's looks. Sometimes I go into retail stores or fast food places and am amazed at how bad the service is. And I mean bad service even considering the clerks are young people and are the low rung in the service industry.

the puncher was the one with the running commentary about looks and such, "old" was a comeback, that was responded to with a fist

Read it again. "The victim said she told Antunez (the puncher) that she was old."


The running commentary was "Antunez, who continued to talk about their looks," and the response was "The victim said she told Antunez she was old and Antunez attacked her.
 
2013-10-28 02:00:19 PM
Came into thread hoping for picture of hot shot girls and left disappointed.

/Will return later for pics of Hot Shots girl and, hopefully, bikini clad drink sellers.
 
2013-10-28 02:03:08 PM
Heh.  Old (er) and insecure.  That's a winning combination right there.
 
2013-10-28 02:07:50 PM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Kanemano: skinink: "The victim said she replied "OK" to Antunez, who continued to talk about their looks. The victim said she told Antunez she was old and Antunez attacked her, according to the report"
Next time, shot girl, just stick with "OK" and not with running commentary. Especially about someone's looks. Sometimes I go into retail stores or fast food places and am amazed at how bad the service is. And I mean bad service even considering the clerks are young people and are the low rung in the service industry.

the puncher was the one with the running commentary about looks and such, "old" was a comeback, that was responded to with a fist

Read it again. "The victim said she told Antunez (the puncher) that she was old."


It's a good thing your job doesn't require any kind of precision or paying attention to detail. Your clients would be farked.
 
2013-10-28 02:11:41 PM

stupiddream: Came into thread hoping for picture of hot shot girls and left disappointed.

/Will return later for pics of Hot Shots girl and, hopefully, bikini clad drink sellers.


farm3.staticflickr.com

/YW
 
2013-10-28 02:11:57 PM
Must be a smoker to look that old at 38.
 
2013-10-28 02:21:41 PM
www.outlandishnews.com
 
2013-10-28 02:23:38 PM
blog.cccctech.com
 
2013-10-28 02:24:17 PM
"Call me old?"

"I'm gonna make your face look like mincemeat pie, batch!"
 
2013-10-28 02:24:38 PM
 
2013-10-28 02:24:50 PM

blatz514: stupiddream: Came into thread hoping for picture of hot shot girls and left disappointed.

/Will return later for pics of Hot Shots girl and, hopefully, bikini clad drink sellers.

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 323x500]

/YW


Butterface.  Try again.
 
2013-10-28 02:25:12 PM

hailin: Shot girl opened her big mouth when she got upset at a drunk patron and was punched in the face for it. She learned a valuable lesson: when you are working be polite always, especially to drunk people. Then behind patrons back call them all the nasty name you want to co-workers. That is the service industry.


Not a bad attempt, I give it 7/10

Do trolls make good tips?
 
2013-10-28 02:26:08 PM

Raider_dad: Must be a smoker to look that old at 38.


Well, she was hanging out at bars at 1 o'clock in the morning, so yeah...she's used to being ridden hard, put away wet...and punching out younger wimmenz who dare to talk to "her man".
 
2013-10-28 02:28:54 PM
probably the 'shot girl' is hired as an 'independent contractor' and the bar sells the shots to her at a wholesale price and then she 'earns' her wages by selling the shots at 'retail' + tips... thereby shifting the 'risk' of losses in the shot 'inventory' to the 'contractor'... it's the 'job-creator' way.... she probably doesn't have insurance either... she'll have to work about 6 months to pay for either her medical bills or her lawyer to try to get her bills paid by her attacker.
 
2013-10-28 02:30:03 PM

libranoelrose: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Kanemano: skinink: "The victim said she replied "OK" to Antunez, who continued to talk about their looks. The victim said she told Antunez she was old and Antunez attacked her, according to the report"
Next time, shot girl, just stick with "OK" and not with running commentary. Especially about someone's looks. Sometimes I go into retail stores or fast food places and am amazed at how bad the service is. And I mean bad service even considering the clerks are young people and are the low rung in the service industry.

the puncher was the one with the running commentary about looks and such, "old" was a comeback, that was responded to with a fist

Read it again. "The victim said she told Antunez (the puncher) that she was old."

It's a good thing your job doesn't require any kind of precision or paying attention to detail. Your clients would be farked.


Because obviously I apply the same level of consideration to a Fark post as I do to something that actually pays me.
 
2013-10-28 02:32:10 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: blatz514: stupiddream: Came into thread hoping for picture of hot shot girls and left disappointed.

/Will return later for pics of Hot Shots girl and, hopefully, bikini clad drink sellers.

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 323x500]

/YW

Butterface.  Try again.


i.ehow.com
 
2013-10-28 02:33:18 PM
So, she sheriff'd the shot girl?
 
2013-10-28 02:45:24 PM

blatz514: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: blatz514: stupiddream: Came into thread hoping for picture of hot shot girls and left disappointed.

/Will return later for pics of Hot Shots girl and, hopefully, bikini clad drink sellers.

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 323x500]

/YW

Butterface.  Try again.

[i.ehow.com image 500x375]


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2013-10-28 02:48:56 PM
blatz514


DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: blatz514: stupiddream: Came into thread hoping for picture of hot shot girls and left disappointed.

/Will return later for pics of Hot Shots girl and, hopefully, bikini clad drink sellers.

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 323x500]

/YW

Butterface. Try again.


She has a face!?

meh, turn her around or kill the lights.
 
2013-10-28 02:51:16 PM

blatz514: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: blatz514: stupiddream: Came into thread hoping for picture of hot shot girls and left disappointed.

/Will return later for pics of Hot Shots girl and, hopefully, bikini clad drink sellers.

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 323x500]

/YW

Butterface.  Try again.

[i.ehow.com image 500x375]


I'll never think of Theraflu quite the same way again.  I'm ready to take my medicine now.
 
2013-10-28 03:32:07 PM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: libranoelrose: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Kanemano: skinink: "The victim said she replied "OK" to Antunez, who continued to talk about their looks. The victim said she told Antunez she was old and Antunez attacked her, according to the report"
Next time, shot girl, just stick with "OK" and not with running commentary. Especially about someone's looks. Sometimes I go into retail stores or fast food places and am amazed at how bad the service is. And I mean bad service even considering the clerks are young people and are the low rung in the service industry.

the puncher was the one with the running commentary about looks and such, "old" was a comeback, that was responded to with a fist

Read it again. "The victim said she told Antunez (the puncher) that she was old."

It's a good thing your job doesn't require any kind of precision or paying attention to detail. Your clients would be farked.

Because obviously I apply the same level of consideration to a Fark post as I do to something that actually pays me.


Internet. Is srs bzness
 
2013-10-28 03:37:53 PM

blatz514: Was she hot?


Shot girls are hired because they are young and hot.  They quickly learn they can sell more shots and get more tips by flirting with older men.
 
2013-10-28 04:11:05 PM
I'm wondering how much the establishment had to pay to keep their name out of the article? Broadway at the Beach is an open air mall, they don't have a separate bar service so this took place in a chain restaurant/bar but it isn't mentioned. Either a hefty bribe or the place is a big ad account for the paper
 
2013-10-28 04:14:19 PM

OgreMagi: blatz514: Was she hot?

Shot girls are hired because they are young and hot.  They quickly learn they can sell more shots and get more tips by flirting with older men.


Which is the funny part. This woman goes to jail "defending her territory" against someone who was only trying to get 4-5 bucks from him and wouldn't look at him twice otherwise.
 
2013-10-28 05:00:03 PM
The victim had a swollen and red eye and officers also got statements from two witnesses.

Um, what?
 
2013-10-28 05:03:29 PM

boyvoyeur: The victim had a swollen and red eye and officers also got statements from two witnesses.

Um, what?


Apparently they have to ration punctuation marks and paragraph breaks at MyrtleBeachOnline.com.  Just another example of the cutbacks that are decimating the news business.
 
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