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(SeattlePI)   If you're going to stick a needle in your sausage, please do it at home. Also, please purchase the sausage first   (seattlepi.com) divider line 27
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2013-10-28 12:04:05 PM
I think I am going to pass on reading this article. Pity, I usually like reading the "Sick" Tags.
 
2013-10-28 12:05:21 PM
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2013-10-28 12:08:14 PM
Cross my heart
And hope to die
Stick a needle
In my sausage

Wait. No no that's not right at all...
 
2013-10-28 12:09:09 PM
This is what the weeners tag is for, subby.
 
2013-10-28 12:10:20 PM
So, which minimum wage stocker is getting canned for doing the right thing and calling the cops instead of just throwing the package and not costing Wal-Mart more than (s)he makes in a year?
 
2013-10-28 12:10:45 PM

megarian: Cross my heart
And hope to die
Stick a needle
In my sausage

Wait. No no that's not right at all...


Could be raving
and full of frothage
But I would never
pierce my sausage
 
2013-10-28 12:12:48 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-28 12:18:24 PM
The fact that he was using a dry hypodermic needle makes it sounds like a compulsion.
 
2013-10-28 12:20:18 PM
He didn`t even use a needle.
"The syringe itself had no needle and did not appear to be used, as the inside was dry."

man with no needle accused of putting needle in food...
 
2013-10-28 12:24:14 PM
FTFA:   The syringe itself had no needle and did not appear to be used, as the inside was dry.

That's a shame.
I like my syringes how I like my women.  Exceptionally used while the inside is dry.
 
2013-10-28 12:28:13 PM
Injectable marinades is bush league and cheating.
 
2013-10-28 12:29:21 PM

mr. mister: The fact that he was using a dry hypodermic needle makes it sounds like a compulsion.


even odder.

"The syringe itself had no needle and did not appear to be used, as the inside was dry. "

Good on Walmart though for spending $19K on being better safe than sorry.
 
2013-10-28 12:30:13 PM
Maybe he is playing the game of "How much reaction can I get for the least effort and cash" which is a great game, you set up a situation that the authorities will overreact toward, make it so you actually commit no crime and see how large a reaction you can get.

Scoring goes like, helicopter 1000 points, squad car 50 points, officer 10 points, gun pointed at you 5 points (too easy) (there are also other scoring chances) and then a multiplier which is the cash value of ANY damage not caused by you to property you do not own or control (the meat in this case) divided by any cash you outlaid ($2? less than $1 is $1 to stop divide by zero)

So this guy got a squad car (50) and one cop (10) and cost 19K for an outlay of a syringe with no needle which is 60 multiplied by (19000/2=9500)=60*9500=570000

this guy scored 570,000. Not bad.
 
2013-10-28 12:34:03 PM
$19000 seems really suspect.

If that was $20/lb of meat, that would be 950lbs of meat that just got tossed.
 
2013-10-28 12:38:21 PM
That meat  has enough hormones and antibiotics in it already.
 
2013-10-28 12:58:44 PM

misanthropicsob: $19000 seems really suspect.

If that was $20/lb of meat, that would be 950lbs of meat that just got tossed.


What kinda meat you buying at walmart?
 
2013-10-28 01:55:16 PM

misanthropicsob: $19000 seems really suspect.

If that was $20/lb of meat, that would be 950lbs of meat that just got tossed.



Probably purged the whole case.
 
2013-10-28 02:15:18 PM

Pangea: misanthropicsob: $19000 seems really suspect.

If that was $20/lb of meat, that would be 950lbs of meat that just got tossed.


Probably purged the whole case.


Hmm. Insurance payout? I'm thinking the Cop/Heroin Bust Paradigm ..
 
2013-10-28 02:22:10 PM
I did buy it.  He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17.
 
2013-10-28 02:22:32 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Pangea: misanthropicsob: $19000 seems really suspect.

If that was $20/lb of meat, that would be 950lbs of meat that just got tossed.


Probably purged the whole case.

Hmm. Insurance payout? I'm thinking the Cop/Heroin Bust Paradigm ..


more trying to avoid an insurance payout, as far as Food Safety and there liability insurance is concerned it is better to purge the case then risk a "poisoned Tylenol" situation
 
2013-10-28 02:38:15 PM
I stuck a needle in the pickle slicer.
 
2013-10-28 03:20:55 PM

Pangea: misanthropicsob: $19000 seems really suspect.

If that was $20/lb of meat, that would be 950lbs of meat that just got tossed.


Probably purged the whole case.


How much do you think is in the case? 950lbs is a LOT of meat...and that's at $20/lb.
 
2013-10-28 03:22:55 PM

KingVJ: misanthropicsob: $19000 seems really suspect.

If that was $20/lb of meat, that would be 950lbs of meat that just got tossed.

What kinda meat you buying at walmart?


Horse.
 
2013-10-28 03:44:59 PM

misanthropicsob: KingVJ: misanthropicsob: $19000 seems really suspect.

If that was $20/lb of meat, that would be 950lbs of meat that just got tossed.

What kinda meat you buying at walmart?

Horse.


Flavor enhanced with Horse Broth
 
2013-10-28 04:29:42 PM
So wait, wtf?  They found one damaged package and threw it all out because there was proof that someone intentionally damaged it with a certain shaped implement?

You're telling me that if I do... whatever they think was done and warranted throwing all that meat out... and take the implement with me, they won't do anything and the operation will be a success?

This is really shiatty risk analysis.
 
2013-10-28 06:08:23 PM
You should die anyway if you purchase ANY meat from wal-mart. C'mon..............
 
2013-10-29 12:58:45 AM
I'll pass on this article. I also think all catheter ads should be banned. I don't care if users think your new style of catheter is less painful. Call me when you have one that causes no pain at all..
 
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