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2013-10-28 10:16:58 AM
All she did was ask if Caribou Man is hung like a horse.
 
2013-10-28 10:18:47 AM
Greenlit so close to Halloween? One can only imagine what the woman looked like.
 
2013-10-28 10:22:02 AM

BitwiseShift: Greenlit so close to Halloween? One can only imagine what the woman looked like.


A Caribou Woman?
 
2013-10-28 10:22:58 AM

BitwiseShift: Greenlit so close to Halloween? One can only imagine what the woman looked like.


Didn't read his bumper sticker?  It clearly said, "No Fat Chicks".  After that, the courts hands were tied.

\no means no.
 
2013-10-28 10:24:51 AM
Is a Caribou Man like a centaur? but with smaller hooves?
 
2013-10-28 10:26:05 AM
Rtfa all the way to the end.

Boy, 6, killed in wood chipper as siblings watch.
 
2013-10-28 10:27:20 AM

scandalrag: BitwiseShift: Greenlit so close to Halloween? One can only imagine what the woman looked like.

Didn't read his bumper sticker?  It clearly said, "No Fat Chicks".  After that, the courts hands were tied.

\no means no.


No means snow.

/This is Maine, after all.
 
2013-10-28 10:28:02 AM
from the company's website, #2 and #3 of their 4 "core values:"

2. Do it now

3. Do it right

May that's what she was whispering in his ear?
 
2013-10-28 10:28:04 AM
Bouchard refused to report the conduct to the facility supervisor out of fear that the woman would retaliate against him, so his girlfriend called the facility supervisor and reported it on his behalf in October 2011.

The pants, he does not wear them.
 
2013-10-28 10:29:08 AM

blatz514: Bouchard refused to report the conduct to the facility supervisor out of fear that the woman would retaliate against him, so his girlfriend called the facility supervisor and reported it on his behalf in October 2011.

The pants, he does not wear them.


I don't think he gets to wear the penis, either
 
2013-10-28 10:29:14 AM
He did not Caribou her, and certainly did not want to Bangor.
 
2013-10-28 10:29:38 AM
I need pics to determine whether I should be outraged or not.
 
2013-10-28 10:30:29 AM
She had her hands up under his shirt rubbing his chest, other worker saw this happen, and NOTHING happened to her? AND he was told talking about it meant his job? What. the. fark. I seriously hope this company loses this lawsuit and the judge makes them fork over an additional million for stupidity. Poor guy.
 
2013-10-28 10:31:49 AM
wonder which one of these superfine hotties it was

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-28 10:33:24 AM
gay
 
2013-10-28 10:34:16 AM
Stupid company. Harassment suits are really hard for a plaintiff to win... unless the company then does something outrageous in retaliation for the complaint. Then it's a slam dunk. Which is why it's weird that so many companies retaliate against those complaints.
 
2013-10-28 10:34:44 AM

BHShaman: He did not Caribou her, and certainly did not want to Bangor.


After a Brewer or two, he'd think "Anything is better than the same ol' Hancock routine."
 
2013-10-28 10:35:38 AM
Was this her?

www.film.com
 
2013-10-28 10:36:16 AM

FirstDennis: Is a Caribou Man like a centaur? but with smaller hooves?


You know what they say about men with big hooves.
 
2013-10-28 10:37:03 AM
Also the obvious tag is utterly demeaning here. So it isn't okay to force women into have sexual contact in the workplace, but it is for men because men want sex all the time and don't care who its with? Fark that, men have the right to say no too without being made fun of, called gay, or retaliated against no matter the physical attractiveness of the boss/co-worker.

Sheesh you men biatch all the time how unfair it is you can't walk through the park with your son without odd looks and how you get raked through the coals in divorce and child custody cases yet if a man is raped or being sexually coerced he should just be thankful for the sex.
 
2013-10-28 10:37:50 AM

FirstDennis: wonder which one of these superfine hotties it was

[img.fark.net image 850x382]


Ohhh, back row, far right.  Meow.
 
2013-10-28 10:39:37 AM

hailin: Also the obvious tag is utterly demeaning here. So it isn't okay to force women into have sexual contact in the workplace, but it is for men because men want sex all the time and don't care who its with? Fark that, men have the right to say no too without being made fun of, called gay, or retaliated against no matter the physical attractiveness of the boss/co-worker.

Sheesh you men biatch all the time how unfair it is you can't walk through the park with your son without odd looks and how you get raked through the coals in divorce and child custody cases yet if a man is raped or being sexually coerced he should just be thankful for the sex.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-28 10:39:55 AM
Dude's not a caribou, he's a pussy...
 
2013-10-28 10:40:52 AM

BHShaman: He did not Caribou her, and certainly did not want to Bangor.


+1

logieal: Was this her?

[www.film.com image 730x1024]


I imagined it was this one:
s.mcstatic.com
 
2013-10-28 10:41:25 AM

FirstDennis: wonder which one of these superfine hotties it was

[img.fark.net image 850x382]


Yeow. That would explain it.
 
2013-10-28 10:42:06 AM

Carn: I need pics to determine whether I should be outraged or not.


This+
 
2013-10-28 10:42:26 AM

hailin: Also the obvious tag is utterly demeaning here. So it isn't okay to force women into have sexual contact in the workplace, but it is for men because men want sex all the time and don't care who its with? Fark that, men have the right to say no too without being made fun of, called gay, or retaliated against no matter the physical attractiveness of the boss/co-worker.

Sheesh you men biatch all the time how unfair it is you can't walk through the park with your son without odd looks and how you get raked through the coals in divorce and child custody cases yet if a man is raped or being sexually coerced he should just be thankful for the sex.


This might be the first incidence of pink knighting I've seen.
 
2013-10-28 10:44:20 AM

vernonFL: Rtfa all the way to the end.

Boy, 6, killed in wood chipper as siblings watch.


Link?
 
2013-10-28 10:45:58 AM

hailin: Also the obvious tag is utterly demeaning here. So it isn't okay to force women into have sexual contact in the workplace, but it is for men because men want sex all the time and don't care who its with? Fark that, men have the right to say no too without being made fun of, called gay, or retaliated against no matter the physical attractiveness of the boss/co-worker.

Sheesh you men biatch all the time how unfair it is you can't walk through the park with your son without odd looks and how you get raked through the coals in divorce and child custody cases yet if a man is raped or being sexually coerced he should just be thankful for the sex.


He's not going to sleep with you until you grow a penis, so forget the white knighting on this guy.
 
2013-10-28 10:46:14 AM

FirstDennis: wonder which one of these superfine hotties it was

[img.fark.net image 850x382]


I'm going to guess the auburn hair at the far left, or the bottle blonde on the lower right.
 
2013-10-28 10:49:40 AM

Podmore: FirstDennis: wonder which one of these superfine hotties it was

[img.fark.net image 850x382]

I'm going to guess the auburn hair at the far left, or the bottle blonde on the lower right.


Holy crap, those are the same two I originally picked (I went with Auburn Hair).
 
2013-10-28 10:51:30 AM

hailin: Also the obvious tag is utterly demeaning here. So it isn't okay to force women into have sexual contact in the workplace, but it is for men because men want sex all the time and don't care who its with? Fark that, men have the right to say no too without being made fun of, called gay, or retaliated against no matter the physical attractiveness of the boss/co-worker.

Sheesh you men biatch all the time how unfair it is you can't walk through the park with your son without odd looks and how you get raked through the coals in divorce and child custody cases yet if a man is raped or being sexually coerced he should just be thankful for the sex.


The ole fark double standard. Thanks for trying though....
 
2013-10-28 10:52:31 AM
He also claims in court documents that the facility supervisor allegedly began to question his work without any supporting facts or data, subjected him to an unreasonable number of "quality assurance" tests, all of which he passed, but which he felt were unnecessary and "very stressful."

This company should ask how many zeros he wants on the check and walk away. They will lose this case, they will lose ugly and expensive.
 
2013-10-28 10:54:42 AM
"Bang'er Daily"

Problem solved.
 
2013-10-28 10:55:14 AM
I was sexually harassed by a female manager at an old job. I was on my hands and knees scraping some tape off of the floor when she stopped right in front of me with my face right at her crotch level and said "I love seeing a man on his knees. You can stop by my way and clean my carpet anytime."
 
2013-10-28 10:55:30 AM
A woman sexually harassing a man ? What is this world coming to ?
 
2013-10-28 10:57:39 AM
Looking around my office, I'd go with : sue, sue, sue, sue, go on, sue, sue, sue.

Not good odds.
 
2013-10-28 10:58:14 AM
Followup:  Why do I work here?
 
2013-10-28 11:00:29 AM

Surly U. Jest: I was sexually harassed by a female manager at an old job. I was on my hands and knees scraping some tape off of the floor when she stopped right in front of me with my face right at her crotch level and said "I love seeing a man on his knees. You can stop by my way and clean my carpet anytime."


www.iconsoffright.com
 
2013-10-28 11:01:25 AM
They were "servicing the Maine potato industry." So that's what the kids are calling it these days.
 
2013-10-28 11:04:38 AM

walkerhound: Surly U. Jest: I was sexually harassed by a female manager at an old job. I was on my hands and knees scraping some tape off of the floor when she stopped right in front of me with my face right at her crotch level and said "I love seeing a man on his knees. You can stop by my way and clean my carpet anytime."

[www.iconsoffright.com image 325x183]


+1

Would LOL again.
 
2013-10-28 11:04:44 AM

Surly U. Jest: I was sexually harassed by a female manager at an old job. I was on my hands and knees scraping some tape off of the floor when she stopped right in front of me with my face right at her crotch level and said "I love seeing a man on his knees. You can stop by my way and clean my carpet anytime."


fat, ugly or both?
 
2013-10-28 11:06:04 AM

Surly U. Jest: I was sexually harassed by a female manager at an old job. I was on my hands and knees scraping some tape off of the floor when she stopped right in front of me with my face right at her crotch level and said "I love seeing a man on his knees. You can stop by my way and clean my carpet anytime."


Surly, u jest!
 
2013-10-28 11:07:09 AM

FirstDennis: wonder which one of these superfine hotties it was

[img.fark.net image 850x382]


It said she was fired in 2012. Probably not in that picture
 
2013-10-28 11:08:09 AM

FirstDennis: wonder which one of these superfine hotties it was

[img.fark.net image 850x382]


This one:
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-28 11:09:22 AM

hailin: Also the obvious tag is utterly demeaning here. So it isn't okay to force women into have sexual contact in the workplace, but it is for men because men want sex all the time and don't care who its with? Fark that, men have the right to say no too without being made fun of, called gay, or retaliated against no matter the physical attractiveness of the boss/co-worker.

Sheesh you men biatch all the time how unfair it is you can't walk through the park with your son without odd looks and how you get raked through the coals in divorce and child custody cases yet if a man is raped or being sexually coerced he should just be thankful for the sex.


Men don't have the right to not be called gay by women.  That right simply doesn't exist.
 
2013-10-28 11:12:01 AM
Life imitates art; in concept
 
2013-10-28 11:20:08 AM

WinoRhino: FirstDennis: wonder which one of these superfine hotties it was

[img.fark.net image 850x382]

Yeow. That would explain it.


The ginger in the middle is Maine-hawt, so if it was her it wouldn't have been horrific.

Side note - when I was in the USAF Reserves, we were given a sexual harassment training course (I referred to it as a "how to" course and might've called our trainer "the training chick with large hooters" as she was walking into the room.  Lucky for me she didn't hear me) and were told that the first filed sexual harassment claim in the USAF was from a man against his female supervisor.

Sexual harassment by a female coworker?  It's more common than you might think.
 
2013-10-28 11:21:40 AM

hailin: So it isn't okay to force women into have sexual contact in the workplace, but it is for men because men want sex all the time and don't care who its with?


No one said it was okay, it's just surprising. Perhaps you don't realize it, but yes, men are less discriminating when it comes to sex.

In most cases I'd guess this type of dynamic (female boss harassing male underling) is under-reported because the guy bangs and no one cares.  For illustration, look at the number of female teachers who have sex with their male students. There's practically one reported every few days. You think this is limited to schools? Hell no. In the business world it just doesn't involve minors any longer and no one gives a shiat. And because it doesn't have any social ramifications, I suspect it happens a lot more. I would bet if a female boss said to a male employee "Bang me and I'll give you a raise" the guy would shrug and simply say "Meh, okay. Why not?" about 80% of the time. 19% of the time he'd say no, and life would move on. 1% of the time, something public like this results.

That's where the jokes come in. It's rare to hear of a guy filing suit because he felt harassed sexually. Since we're already dealing with a gender that is more likely to have sex than not when propositioned, it's natural to ask what circumstances existed to make him say no.

I understand what you're saying-- Farkers would be up in arms that the boss was a dirt bag if the genders werereversed, so they should be now as well. But I really don't think you need to be protective of the guy whose GF got jealous and convinced her man to stick it to the boss lady for a payday.
 
2013-10-28 11:26:39 AM

WinoRhino: hailin: So it isn't okay to force women into have sexual contact in the workplace, but it is for men because men want sex all the time and don't care who its with?

No one said it was okay, it's just surprising. Perhaps you don't realize it, but yes, men are less discriminating when it comes to sex.

In most cases I'd guess this type of dynamic (female boss harassing male underling) is under-reported because the guy bangs and no one cares.  For illustration, look at the number of female teachers who have sex with their male students. There's practically one reported every few days. You think this is limited to schools? Hell no. In the business world it just doesn't involve minors any longer and no one gives a shiat. And because it doesn't have any social ramifications, I suspect it happens a lot more. I would bet if a female boss said to a male employee "Bang me and I'll give you a raise" the guy would shrug and simply say "Meh, okay. Why not?" about 80% of the time. 19% of the time he'd say no, and life would move on. 1% of the time, something public like this results.

That's where the jokes come in. It's rare to hear of a guy filing suit because he felt harassed sexually. Since we're already dealing with a gender that is more likely to have sex than not when propositioned, it's natural to ask what circumstances existed to make him say no.

I understand what you're saying-- Farkers would be up in arms that the boss was a dirt bag if the genders werereversed, so they should be now as well. But I really don't think you need to be protective of the guy whose GF got jealous and convinced her man to stick it to the boss lady for a payday.


To be fair, if the roles were reversed, he'd have been fired right out of the gate and this would be a non-story.
 
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