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(Talking Points Memo)   Dick Cheney swears he's not fishing buddies with Sen. Mike "Fredo" Enzi   (talkingpointsmemo.com ) divider line
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2013-10-28 09:23:14 AM  
enzi is glad they are not hunting buddies, too.
 
2013-10-28 09:53:36 AM  
Someone procreated with Dick Cheney? Was there a chestburster involved?
 
2013-10-28 10:04:48 AM  

SHUT UP DICK CHENEY, YOU COCK

 
2013-10-28 10:37:55 AM  
Just a moment... *puts hand to earpiece* Yes, I'm getting some late confirmation directly from Lynne Cheney. She has confirmed her husband's story, says it's a well established fact that her husband has no friends.
 
2013-10-28 10:44:35 AM  

snuffy: enzi is glad they are not hunting buddies, too.


Even fishing with him is not safe.

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/Hot like a young Cameron Diaz.
 
2013-10-28 10:51:05 AM  
I won't believe Enzi is Cheney's fishing buddy until he gets hooked in the eye and publicly apologizes for it.
 
2013-10-28 11:18:26 AM  

Mugato: Someone procreated with Dick Cheney? Was there a chestburster involved?


Cheney was a hot stud back in the 1890's
 
2013-10-28 11:19:32 AM  
"Well, Mike also said he and I are fishing buddies, which is simply not true. Never happened,"

Never...happened? A fishing buddy is an "event" that "happens?"

/Why is Darth Cheney grimacing in every picture ever taken of him?
 
2013-10-28 11:23:43 AM  
I first parsed that as "fisting buddies" and... well, I'm going to attempt self-trepanation now.
 
2013-10-28 11:29:33 AM  
Sorry, Dick, you've ruined your brand. Your daughter will just have to suffer the indignity of being wealthy for no discernible reason instead of getting in to politics.
 
2013-10-28 11:30:05 AM  
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As a house rep from Wyoming from 1978 to 1989, Cheney cosponsored a measure to open up the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in Alaska to oil drilling and voted against the Clean Water Act which required industries to release publicly their records on toxic emissions.
 
2013-10-28 11:44:56 AM  
Christ what an asshole.
 
2013-10-28 12:08:01 PM  
Once again, the rest of the world can't figure out why the USA pretends to hate monarchies when they elect all their legislators from a very small pool of families who intermarry. Yeesh.
 
2013-10-28 12:08:44 PM  
Not that kind of fishing, Dick.
 
2013-10-28 12:15:12 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: /Why is Darth Cheney grimacing in every picture ever taken of him?


Because this hurts his face and scares children.

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2013-10-28 12:59:03 PM  
It's easy to determine if someone is Dick Cheney's fishing buddy - look for several hooks sticking out of his face.
 
2013-10-28 01:16:08 PM  
i'm betting dick doesn't really want the folks in WY deciding without a little outside help from liz's PAC. if the news i've seen is true she's not liked there. damned carpetbagger.
 
2013-10-28 01:27:41 PM  
I've got an idea, Mr. Cheney: why don't you go f*ck yourself?
 
2013-10-28 02:33:55 PM  
Senator Enzi must be feeling a unique blend of Fredo/The Rains of Castamere/Sith Cheney-Apprentice Liz treachery right now.

Hey, Enzi: when you willingly associate with an evil asshole, don't be surprised when the evil asshole turns on you.  Say a couple of "Hail Mary's" and see if it helps.
 
2013-10-28 02:49:22 PM  

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As a house rep from Wyoming from 1978 to 1989, Cheney cosponsored a measure to open up the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in Alaska to oil drilling and voted against the Clean Water Act which required industries to release publicly their records on toxic emissions.


From Wikipedia:

In 1986, after President Ronald Reagan vetoed a bill to impose economic sanctions on South Africa for its policy of apartheid, Cheney was one of 83 Representatives to vote against overriding Reagan's veto.[34] In later years, he articulated his opposition to unilateral sanctions against many different countries, stating "they almost never work"[35] and that in that case they might have ended up hurting the people instead.[36]

And we pretty much know which "people" Cheney was referring to.
 
2013-10-28 04:05:20 PM  
fisting or fishing?
 
2013-10-29 01:29:59 AM  
In jail, in the Hague, and quickly.

Dude, you skated on war crimes. Anyone else in your position would be hiding out, waiting for [never?] everything to kind of gloss over, and staying out of the public eye to help that. You want to keep putting yourself out front and in public [and BTW, who the fark BOOKS these Sunday morning circle jerks?] you go right ahead. Gives us more ammo to lock your ass up where it should be.

Dick Cheney = War Crimes.

/live it, learn it
//makes Henry Kissinger look like a pikey
 
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