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(UPI)   165 lbs of licorice stolen from back of truck. Cops confident thief has enough rope to hang himself   (upi.com) divider line 17
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2013-10-28 05:30:13 AM
Stick that in your licorice pipe and smoke it.
 
2013-10-28 05:30:40 AM
Licorice is gross.
 
2013-10-28 05:30:43 AM
It takes all sorts to be thieves these days.
 
2013-10-28 05:33:06 AM
Judging from the color of her tongue, I think Miley Cyrus may have taken it.
 
2013-10-28 05:45:41 AM
Was it black licorice?  Maybe the thief was doing the driver a favor.
 
2013-10-28 06:27:53 AM

robohobo: Licorice is gross.


Australian strawberry liquorice is glorious.
 
2013-10-28 06:36:07 AM
hello? if it doesn't contain licorice, it's not licorice (i.e. strawberry twizzlers are great/disgusting candy, not licorice)
 
2013-10-28 07:10:22 AM
Huh. Did you know that natural licorice mimics steroids, and eating too much can cause something similar to Cushing's Disease?

Learn something every day.
 
2013-10-28 07:24:59 AM
Hopefully the thief will do the right thing and dump the licorice into a pile of old tires, as they both look and taste the same.
 
2013-10-28 07:29:32 AM
sure, but was it salmiakki ?

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2013-10-28 07:30:32 AM

hardinparamedic: Huh. Did you know that natural licorice mimics steroids, and eating too much can cause something similar to Cushing's Disease?

Learn something every day.


Very true.  Adults are cautioned not to eat more than 2 ounces of black licorice.  It can cause irregular heartbeat and other cardiac problems.
 
2013-10-28 08:06:02 AM

pag1107: hardinparamedic: Huh. Did you know that natural licorice mimics steroids, and eating too much can cause something similar to Cushing's Disease?

Learn something every day.

Very true.  Adults are cautioned not to eat more than 2 ounces of black licorice.  It can cause irregular heartbeat and other cardiac problems.



I caution the eating of zero ounces of black licorice as it is excreted from Satan's anus.
 
2013-10-28 08:10:53 AM

pag1107: hardinparamedic: Huh. Did you know that natural licorice mimics steroids, and eating too much can cause something similar to Cushing's Disease?

Learn something every day.

Very true.  Adults are cautioned not to eat more than 2 ounces of black licorice.  It can cause irregular heartbeat and other cardiac problems.


I'm apparently living on the edge :D

nom nom nom black death yum-yum.
 
2013-10-28 11:47:40 AM
Black licorice is my favorite candy, even the mediocre kind like Brach's.  There are dozens of varieties all over Europe - it's like cheese or wine over there.  The two or three European black licorices I've had were incredible.  I bet this 165 lbs was pretty damn good.

Oh, wait.  I'm supposed to say "Licorice tastes like crotch and you suck if you like it, except for red licorice, which I like."

There, I said it.  We OK?
 
2013-10-28 02:07:17 PM
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//Lakupiippu
 
2013-10-28 04:04:28 PM

hardinparamedic: Huh. Did you know that natural licorice mimics steroids, and eating too much can cause something similar to Cushing's Disease?

Learn something every day.


And while it is not exactly common, licorice addiction is a very real thing. Most common in young women, for some reason.
 
2013-10-28 04:54:47 PM

Lemmy Kilmister: sure, but was it salmiakki ?

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