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(Daily Mail)   World's tallest man finds love staring up at him   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 61
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2013-10-27 07:14:16 PM
I bet he's nuts over her.

/I'll show myself out
 
2013-10-27 07:14:50 PM
Holy Hell that's one farked up looking face.  And the groom, what's up with his face, I'm guessing it's part of the syndrome/disease that caused him to get so tall.
 
2013-10-27 07:16:01 PM
I hope she likes getting fisted because his dong has to be about the size of her arm.
 
2013-10-27 07:16:26 PM
The hands!  Jesus Christ!
 
2013-10-27 07:17:23 PM
I've had women tell me that I'm "too tall." I don't think they realize it could be worse.
 
2013-10-27 07:19:42 PM

MrHappyRotter: Holy Hell that's one farked up looking face.  And the groom, what's up with his face, I'm guessing it's part of the syndrome/disease that caused him to get so tall.


Yeah, and the cane too. It's not that good to be that tall.
 
2013-10-27 07:21:25 PM

Pinko_Commie: The hands!  Jesus Christ!


They're larger than his wife's head! And where do you even get rings that big?
 
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2013-10-27 07:21:34 PM
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2013-10-27 07:22:52 PM

debug: I hope she likes getting fisted because his dong has to be about the size of her arm.


Usually their dick is the same size it would be for any male. Same is true for most little people too, they don't have small dicks, it's generally proportional to what it would be for a normal male of their race/region. Which is fortunate because yeah...it'd be like getting fisted by the Hulk otherwise.

Not sure biologically why, probably because growth hormones and sex hormones are different. But, IDK maybe someone around here with actual medical knowledge can explain it all. :)
 
2013-10-27 07:24:11 PM
Their sex must be like Chewbacca farking an Ewok.
 
2013-10-27 07:24:51 PM
After the wedding night she will be crowned the woman with the largest vagina.
 
2013-10-27 07:26:00 PM

Lady Indica: debug: I hope she likes getting fisted because his dong has to be about the size of her arm.

Usually their dick is the same size it would be for any male. Same is true for most little people too, they don't have small dicks, it's generally proportional to what it would be for a normal male of their race/region. Which is fortunate because yeah...it'd be like getting fisted by the Hulk otherwise.

Not sure biologically why, probably because growth hormones and sex hormones are different. But, IDK maybe someone around here with actual medical knowledge can explain it all. :)


I was gonna go there, but decided not to.  Until you replied.  Imma have to give your comment a THIS.

Anecdotally speaking, hand size, foot size and height have very little correlation to penis size, in general.  And depending on the medical condition and causes of gigantism and dwarfish, that still applies (as you've pointed out).
 
2013-10-27 07:26:14 PM

HiredGoons: After the wedding night she will be crowned the woman with the largest vagina.


No. Your mom will always hold that record.
 
2013-10-27 07:26:49 PM
As long as it's not a tall woman and a short man, 'cause that would be weird.

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/I keed. It was the Scientology derp that was weird.
 
2013-10-27 07:28:00 PM
Is the top of her head flat enough to rest a beer on?
 
2013-10-27 07:31:37 PM

Lady Indica: debug: I hope she likes getting fisted because his dong has to be about the size of her arm.

Usually their dick is the same size it would be for any male. Same is true for most little people too, they don't have small dicks, it's generally proportional to what it would be for a normal male of their race/region. Which is fortunate because yeah...it'd be like getting fisted by the Hulk otherwise.

Not sure biologically why, probably because growth hormones and sex hormones are different. But, IDK maybe someone around here with actual medical knowledge can explain it all. :)


Im not sure about that. For midgets yes, but the gigantism seems to affect all parts of the body where dwarfism only affects some of the body.

Someone with good google skills should get a link with some info on it...

He would look ridiculous with a 6incher, and horrifying with a forearm sized penis. So hopefully for him (and her) he has it somewhere in the middle.
 
2013-10-27 07:35:37 PM

MrHappyRotter: Anecdotally speaking, hand size, foot size and height have very little correlation to penis size, in general.


You sound short.
 
2013-10-27 07:36:53 PM
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2013-10-27 07:37:17 PM
For once the 'paper had a better headline than the Fark one
 
2013-10-27 07:38:58 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: MrHappyRotter: Holy Hell that's one farked up looking face.  And the groom, what's up with his face, I'm guessing it's part of the syndrome/disease that caused him to get so tall.

Yeah, and the cane too. It's not that good to be that tall.


It's not much fun being 6'5" in a world where the designers use sizing data that includes 2 billion short people in India and China.
 
2013-10-27 07:39:05 PM

fusillade762: Is the top of her head flat enough to rest a beer on?


Yes, and she also has no teeth. And at midnight, she turns into a pizza and a 6-pack.
 
2013-10-27 07:41:56 PM
How much would it suck to be 8 feet tall with a 6 inch dick?
 
2013-10-27 07:44:20 PM

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You get the Funny button.
 
2013-10-27 07:46:42 PM

eatin' fetus: How much would it suck to be 8 feet tall with a 6 inch dick?


I doubt there'd be much sucking involved.
 
2013-10-27 07:53:16 PM

Badmoodman: eatin' fetus: How much would it suck to be 8 feet tall with a 6 inch dick?

I doubt there'd be much sucking involved.


Anything is going to look small in those hands. He could palm my head like a baseball.
 
2013-10-27 07:53:48 PM

420Gabriel: So hopefully for him (and her) he has it somewhere in the middle.


The only way it's gonna be in the middle is if she's standing on a chair; otherwise it's gonna be about nose high.
 
2013-10-27 08:02:32 PM

jetzzfan: I've had women tell me that I'm "too tall." I don't think they realize it could be worse.


I've never gotten that,

also, I'm glad I'm just naturally tall and not from something like a pituitary gland malfunction
 
2013-10-27 08:04:09 PM
Good for them. Yeah, they're not supermodels, so? Fark, I know I'm funny looking enough. We can't all be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-10-27 08:05:27 PM

MrEricSir: Pinko_Commie: The hands!  Jesus Christ!

They're larger than his wife's head! And where do you even get rings that big?


Pistons. And speaking of which, I hope she's prepared for a hell of a power stroke.
 
2013-10-27 08:18:52 PM

Lady Indica: debug: I hope she likes getting fisted because his dong has to be about the size of her arm.

Usually their dick is the same size it would be for any male. Same is true for most little people too, they don't have small dicks, it's generally proportional to what it would be for a normal male of their race/region. Which is fortunate because yeah...it'd be like getting fisted by the Hulk otherwise.

Not sure biologically why, probably because growth hormones and sex hormones are different. But, IDK maybe someone around here with actual medical knowledge can explain it all. :)


Not true at all.  Generally they are in proportion to the rest of the body.  "Little people" have shorter arms and legs and generally proportioned as they would if they had been without the deformity.  "Dwarves" on the other hand are proportionate to their body size.

Are good rule for judging penis size (without actually seeing the thing) is to look at the distance between the tip of the index finger and the tip of the thumb.  Generally this is equal.  Some people are different of course.

Shaq has publicly mentioned that his penis is 9.5".  This guy has a baseball bat.
 
2013-10-27 08:20:22 PM

Valiente: MrEricSir: Pinko_Commie: The hands!  Jesus Christ!

They're larger than his wife's head! And where do you even get rings that big?

Pistons. And speaking of which, I hope she's prepared for a hell of a power stroke.


I've dated small chicks. You grab them by the hips and use them like a fleshlight, but the conversation is better.
 
2013-10-27 08:29:53 PM

MrHappyRotter: I'm guessing it's part of the syndrome/disease that caused him to get so tal


Well he got tall because of an issue with his pituitary gland, and the condition that causes many giants to have distorted looking faces is known as acromegaly, though Kosen doesn't appear to have a bad case of it.

And the interesting thing would be to hear his voice, some giants have super deep voices.
 
2013-10-27 08:33:23 PM
mosten:

Are good rule for judging penis size (without actually seeing the thing) is to look at the distance between the tip of the index finger and the tip of the thumb.  Generally this is equal.  Some people are different of course.

One of the signs of Acromegaly (excessive GH) is excessive enlargement of the hands. So using your rule of measurement would be flawed. Also, the distance most people's tip of the index finger and the tip of the thumb is probably around 5, maybe 6 inches, which also happens to be where the majority sizes fall into. The correct statement here is most guys are between the size from your index to your thumb, not this is how you can tell how big individual X is.
 
2013-10-27 08:35:07 PM

WhyteRaven74: MrHappyRotter: I'm guessing it's part of the syndrome/disease that caused him to get so tal

Well he got tall because of an issue with his pituitary gland, and the condition that causes many giants to have distorted looking faces is known as acromegaly, though Kosen doesn't appear to have a bad case of it.

And the interesting thing would be to hear his voice, some giants have super deep voices.


Get him to say Fee Fi Fo Fum. Just once.
 
2013-10-27 08:48:21 PM

eatin' fetus: How much would it suck to be 8 feet tall with a 6 inch dick?


And black.
 
2013-10-27 08:52:23 PM
He should tag team with The Great Khali
 
2013-10-27 09:25:05 PM
And then I thought of Moonraker. Followed by the fact that in real life, his wife is around 5 ft 5

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2013-10-27 09:34:41 PM

sandbar67: fusillade762: Is the top of her head flat enough to rest a beer on?

Yes, and she also has no teeth. And at midnight, she turns into a pizza and a 6-pack.


Well that's one way to get a reluctant husband to eat you.
 
2013-10-27 09:58:31 PM
Yeah,he may be taller but she makes up for it in width...
 
2013-10-27 10:02:12 PM
A few inches shorter and she won't even need kneepads...

/Window seat, please, smoking section if it's available.
 
2013-10-27 10:06:30 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I bet he's nuts over her.

/I'll show myself out


I LOL'd so hard my neigbors are probably wondering what's going on.
 
2013-10-27 10:31:56 PM
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/Quick and dirty.
//Window seat, please.
 
2013-10-27 10:37:49 PM
He's tall. She's wide.

The Unsexables
 
2013-10-27 10:44:58 PM
Damn, in that first picture he looks like a wood carving.
 
2013-10-27 10:47:24 PM
"with his 20-year-old bride"

Did they mean 50-year-old bride.  She does not look 20.
 
2013-10-27 10:51:05 PM
Why the long face?
 
2013-10-27 11:08:21 PM
Part-time farmer? Part-time sharecropper, maybe. But, part-time is not an adjective that has ever described the noun, farmer. Did they mean lazy?

Oh, well he'll probably be rich, that wife of his got $$ in her eyes. She turn a profit with that one. Traveling freak show, Hollywood, whatever. o
 
2013-10-27 11:13:01 PM
Instead of sheets and blankets as wedding gifts, the couple registered for a step-ladder.
 
2013-10-27 11:50:04 PM

wildcardjack: Valiente: MrEricSir: Pinko_Commie: The hands!  Jesus Christ!

They're larger than his wife's head! And where do you even get rings that big?

Pistons. And speaking of which, I hope she's prepared for a hell of a power stroke.

I've dated small chicks. You grab them by the hips and use them like a fleshlight, but the conversation is better.


Now you're reminding me of the sawed-off porno star Gauge, who should've been named Tardis...if you follow, and I think you do.
 
2013-10-27 11:56:59 PM
I wonder if he just walks around wearing her like a codpiece.  Bumping into things and grunting.
 
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