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(CBS8 San Diego)   Teen arrested with 5,000 pounds of marijuana. Police say the teen was unlicensed, but was driving a commercial vehicle carrying 10,000 pounds of marijuana. The vehicle and all 20,000 pounds of marijuana have been impounded   (cbs8.com) divider line 99
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2013-10-27 05:41:37 PM
If you're hauling 5,000 pounds of weed, obey the traffic laws, dipshiat.
 
2013-10-27 05:54:55 PM
I'm waiting for the day when all 4,000 pounds of marijuana needs to be inventoried.  I'm sure they'll find all 3,000 pounds.
 
2013-10-27 06:04:10 PM

Mugato: If you're hauling 5,000 pounds of weed, obey the traffic laws, dipshiat.


Also, if you're running a drug operation dealing in quantities that large, perhaps it's worthwhile to invest in drivers who actually have licenses.
 
2013-10-27 06:24:24 PM
Is the fail for subby screwing that joke up?

You're supposed to start with more, and when the cops are done with it, there's less.

[thatsthejoke.jpg]
 
2013-10-27 06:25:44 PM
I thought the joke was the amount got smaller because the cops were stealing from it?  I'm so confused.
 
2013-10-27 06:27:57 PM
Dumb ass kid.
 
2013-10-27 06:28:34 PM

Rent Party: Is the fail for subby screwing that joke up?

You're supposed to start with more, and when the cops are done with it, there's less.

[thatsthejoke.jpg]


trappedspirit: I thought the joke was the amount got smaller because the cops were stealing from it?  I'm so confused.


This is what happens when someone tries something slightly original, it confuses the natives.

/not subby
 
2013-10-27 06:28:37 PM

trappedspirit: I thought the joke was the amount got smaller because the cops were stealing from it?  I'm so confused.


Yeah, subby got it backwards. The amount is supposed to get smaller. It's the street value that's supposed to get larger, so that by the time you're done, that 100 pounds of marijuana is worth over eleventy billion dollars.
 
2013-10-27 06:28:57 PM

Rent Party: Is the fail for subby screwing that joke up?

You're supposed to start with more, and when the cops are done with it, there's less.

[thatsthejoke.jpg]


Yeah, bit when they're reporting the crime, they tend to sensationalize things and exaggerate the amount or street value.
 
2013-10-27 06:29:22 PM

Rent Party: Is the fail for subby screwing that joke up?

You're supposed to start with more, and when the cops are done with it, there's less.


It can go either way.

Basically, cop math.
 
2013-10-27 06:31:11 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Mugato: If you're hauling 5,000 pounds of weed, obey the traffic laws, dipshiat.

Also, if you're running a drug operation dealing in quantities that large, perhaps it's worthwhile to invest in drivers who actually have licenses.


Both of these. I hope somebody gets fired.
 
2013-10-27 06:31:18 PM
Maybe subby meant that they exaggerate the amount so they could trump up the charges.

/not subby
 
2013-10-27 06:31:34 PM
Heh, talk about simulposting.
 
2013-10-27 06:33:16 PM
Wait...

man?... Hang on a sec

wait,

what?
 
2013-10-27 06:33:28 PM
It's like in Pulp Fiction when The Wolf was talking about how farking fast he drives. If you're driving a car soaked in blood with a dead body in the trunk, drive the speed limit.
 
2013-10-27 06:33:48 PM
Subby - You failed.... the numbers are supposed to go DOWN and not up top make the punchline work.
 
2013-10-27 06:33:51 PM

Glitchwerks: Rent Party: Is the fail for subby screwing that joke up?

You're supposed to start with more, and when the cops are done with it, there's less.

It can go either way.

Basically, cop math.




Dollar amount goes up. Actual tonnage goes down
 
2013-10-27 06:36:10 PM
Subby is doin' it wrong.
 
2013-10-27 06:39:31 PM
Pro Tip: Don't run stop signs. That will get the cops to notice you.
 
2013-10-27 06:40:41 PM
Twenty trillion dollars worth of dope (street value) taken off the market.

How many thousands of lives have been saved?
 
2013-10-27 06:40:58 PM

captcaveman: Pro Tip: Don't run stop signs. That will get the cops to notice you.


protip: police lie
 
2013-10-27 06:42:01 PM

TomD9938: Twenty trillion dollars worth of dope (street value) taken off the market.

How many thousands of lives have been saved?


Not nearly as many lives as the NSA just saved by tapping all of our phones
 
2013-10-27 06:42:43 PM

cyberspacedout: Rent Party: Is the fail for subby screwing that joke up?

You're supposed to start with more, and when the cops are done with it, there's less.

[thatsthejoke.jpg]

Yeah, bit when they're reporting the crime, they tend to sensationalize things and exaggerate the amount or street value.


Experience tells us THIS.
 
2013-10-27 06:43:51 PM

TomD9938: Twenty trillion dollars worth of dope (street value) taken off the market.

How many thousands of lives have been saved?


It's not the number of lives... it's the number of potato chips and cheezits.
 
2013-10-27 06:44:23 PM
Worst headline evar
 
2013-10-27 06:44:41 PM

Mugato: If you're hauling 5,000 pounds of weed, obey the traffic laws, dipshiat.


-------------------

Life in the Fast Lane?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_in_the_Fast_Lane
 
2013-10-27 06:45:00 PM
Okay... This happens only on northbound freeways, but around Dallas I see idiot drivers who really really want to be in the right lane. Like "You can see that it ends in 500 ft" and they still try to be in the right lane. As if they've been given orders to stay in the right lane, never speed, and use their signals.

Makes me wish I could get a few cops to sample that pool. I don't know if they're idiots, illegals, mules, or some combination.

/I'd make a good hauler if I didn't have better things to do.
 
2013-10-27 06:45:25 PM

AbiNormal: Rent Party: Is the fail for subby screwing that joke up?

You're supposed to start with more, and when the cops are done with it, there's less.

[thatsthejoke.jpg]

trappedspirit: I thought the joke was the amount got smaller because the cops were stealing from it?  I'm so confused.

This is what happens when someone tries something slightly original, it confuses the natives.

/not subby


I could kind of see it like they are planting more weed, but adding 15,000 pounds of weed? I think 5K is already well past the limit so why would they add more?

He should have said the weed was worth a gazillion dollars or something in that direction.
 
2013-10-27 06:46:34 PM
Jail for transportation of a plant.

That's messed up.
 
2013-10-27 06:47:52 PM
Doesn't matter if all 50,000 pounds are found or not, I suspect arson in the fire that destroyed it.
 
2013-10-27 06:48:02 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Also, if you're running a drug operation dealing in quantities that large, perhaps it's worthwhile to invest in drivers who actually have licenses.


Someone with a commercial license has a livelihood to lose. A teenager imagines he is invincible, and does not consider how stupid it is to risk life behind prison for a wad of cash.
 
2013-10-27 06:49:04 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm waiting for the day when all 4,000 pounds of marijuana needs to be inventoried.  I'm sure they'll find all 3,000 pounds.


Thank goodness all 2000 pounds will be available as evidence at the trial, but afterward they can dispose of the entire 1000 grams.
 
2013-10-27 06:50:20 PM
At the end of the year they round up to the nearest Rhode Island.
 
2013-10-27 06:51:24 PM

UsikFark: At the end of the year they round up to the nearest Rhode Island.


I didn't realize there was more than one Rhode Island to round up to...
 
2013-10-27 06:51:26 PM

Rent Party: Is the fail for subby screwing that joke up?

You're supposed to start with more, and when the cops are done with it, there's less.

[thatsthejoke.jpg]


The more product the cops smoke the stranger the numbers get -- must be a measure of the potency.
 
2013-10-27 06:52:41 PM

BitwiseShift: Rent Party: Is the fail for subby screwing that joke up?

You're supposed to start with more, and when the cops are done with it, there's less.

[thatsthejoke.jpg]

The more product the cops smoke the stranger the numbers get -- must be a measure of the potency.


www.cultureblues.com
 
2013-10-27 06:56:12 PM

Mugato: It's like in Pulp Fiction when The Wolf was talking about how farking fast he drives. If you're driving a car soaked in blood with a dead body in the trunk, drive the speed limit.


Except they cleaned up the blood when he met them at the house, and he was driving the tainted car and he drives really f*cking fast.

/seen that movie too many times.  Almost.
 
2013-10-27 06:58:26 PM
sweaterpillows.com
 
2013-10-27 07:00:55 PM
Worth wondering if he really ran a light, or was this another tip off by the DEA with illicitly obtained info?
 
2013-10-27 07:02:26 PM
Whether subby is a 'tard or not, can't we all agree that this meme/joke has been beaten to death?
Does anyone actually find it funny? Or is it one of those things that just keeps getting funnier because potato.
Farkers bag on Leno still telling Lewinski jokes. How is this any different?
You people make me sick!
 
2013-10-27 07:02:55 PM

ten foiled hats: Mugato: It's like in Pulp Fiction when The Wolf was talking about how farking fast he drives. If you're driving a car soaked in blood with a dead body in the trunk, drive the speed limit.

Except they cleaned up the blood when he met them at the house, and he was driving the tainted car and he drives really f*cking fast.

/seen that movie too many times.  Almost.


Right, the interior was camouflaged but even he said it wouldn't stand up under close scrutiny. He was careful and meticulous about everything else, why speed? Old guy in a tux driving a 70s car, speeding. Probably had a gun on him too.
 
2013-10-27 07:03:51 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Mugato: If you're hauling 5,000 pounds of weed, obey the traffic laws, dipshiat.

Also, if you're running a drug operation dealing in quantities that large, perhaps it's worthwhile to invest in drivers who actually have licenses.


Christ, and I've met any number or NoCA growers over the years and not even they would pull some stupid shiat like this. They could try, but the logistics of stupid people prohibit that. And then there's this guy.
 
2013-10-27 07:03:53 PM
Before loading the pot in the truck, the teen actually had 2500 pounds of the stuff. However, his friend had given him the 1250 pounds of weed.
 
2013-10-27 07:08:51 PM
Hopefully they put that punk in a pound me in the ass federal prison for about 25 years.  Its dipshiats like him, bringing that poison into our country, that have farked our country all up.
 
2013-10-27 07:09:21 PM

CasperImproved: TomD9938: Twenty trillion dollars worth of dope (street value) taken off the market.

How many thousands of lives have been saved?

It's not the number of lives... it's the number of potato chips and cheezits.


Or Doritos or pretzels or ...

hey, waitaminute ...

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

www.x-tropia.com

/warning: if you don't have the munchies, these are actually kind of gross.
 
2013-10-27 07:09:23 PM
Really, 5000 pounds? Did they include the weight of the truck?
 
2013-10-27 07:10:23 PM

Lipspinach: Whether subby is a 'tard or not, can't we all agree that this meme/joke has been beaten to death?
Does anyone actually find it funny? Or is it one of those things that just keeps getting funnier because potato.
Farkers bag on Leno still telling Lewinski jokes. How is this any different?
You people make me sick!



You shouldn't have postet that rant. Now they will continue to use the meme just to annoy you.
 
2013-10-27 07:10:26 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: UsikFark: At the end of the year they round up to the nearest Rhode Island.

I didn't realize there was more than one Rhode Island to round up to...


No, you dummy, Rhode Island is the nationally accepted unit of bigness. On top of that, years under 5.6 RIs are assigned a weighted average based on how many tires the median vehicle had when seized. Anyways, in the UK they use Wales.
 
2013-10-27 07:10:49 PM

Ima4nic8or: Hopefully they put that punk in a pound me in the ass federal prison for about 25 years.  Its dipshiats like him, bringing that poison into our country, that have farked our country all up.


Have a Zima and relax, Nancy.
 
2013-10-27 07:12:41 PM

UsikFark: HindiDiscoMonster: UsikFark: At the end of the year they round up to the nearest Rhode Island.

I didn't realize there was more than one Rhode Island to round up to...

No, you dummy, Rhode Island is the nationally accepted unit of bigness. On top of that, years under 5.6 RIs are assigned a weighted average based on how many tires the median vehicle had when seized. Anyways, in the UK they use Wales.



Fizbin!
 
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