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(WESH Orlando)   ♫ ♫ Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I flash and expose my penis. Bus stop, bus goes, she screams, penis grows under my overcoat ♫ ♫   ( divider line
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2013-10-27 05:10:22 PM  
7 votes:
Myself, I'd go with The Police.

Wet bus stop
She's waiting
His dick is hard and dry
2013-10-27 05:55:16 PM  
2 votes:
2013-10-27 04:39:14 PM  
2 votes:
♫ He was a young, tall, pevert in a trench coach.  Who exposed his junk to us all.  With just one flash, he was a bad man.  Cause that young, tall pervert didn't stay long... ♫
2013-10-27 12:00:33 PM  
2 votes:
After reading that headline, I'll never listen to the Hollies in quite the same way ever again.
2013-10-28 11:01:51 AM  
1 vote:
Horrible, horrible meter, Smitty.

♪♫ Bus stop; wet day; she's there, I say, "dig my little fell-la"...
Bus stop; bus goes, she screams, it grows.
Yes, my genitalia... ♫ ♪
2013-10-27 08:25:42 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: For the record, "genitalia" would match up with "umbrella" a lot better than "penis" does.

You're never borrowing my umbrella.
2013-10-27 05:00:02 PM  
1 vote:
9.2/10 (The Russian judge deducted points for the extra syllable on the dismount phrase).
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