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(CBS News)   Chris Brown arrested for assault. Police investigating how he mistook the victim for a woman   (m.cbsnews.com) divider line 57
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2013-10-27 02:51:59 PM
Christ, what an asshole!
 
2013-10-27 02:54:15 PM
Brown also suffered a seizure earlier this month.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer feller. Pardon me while I shed a tear.
 
2013-10-27 04:23:04 PM
Everybody else is just left to guess how subby mistook the mobile site for the main site..
 
2013-10-27 04:31:14 PM
All I'm saying is, fark OJ's lawyers, if I get into trouble with the law I'm going with whatever firm represents Chris Brown.
 
2013-10-27 04:33:14 PM
DCPD did not disclose the condition of the victim, but said "he's alive."

Well that's helpful.
 
2013-10-27 04:38:31 PM

ilikeracecars: All I'm saying is, fark OJ's lawyers, if I get into trouble with the law I'm going with whatever firm represents Chris Brown Alec Baldwin.


FTFY.

/then again, Alec has Lorne Michaels, who apparently has more power than the Kochs
 
2013-10-27 04:45:59 PM
Thug life!
 
2013-10-27 04:47:19 PM
PMITA prison couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
 
2013-10-27 04:50:32 PM
Good, goofy son of a bishh
 
2013-10-27 04:52:24 PM

Somaticasual: Everybody else is just left to guess how subby mistook the mobile site for the main site..


Several different links were submitted, modmins are drunk again...

Chris Brown is an arrogant dick who's been enabled by everyone, especially judges. Don't know if he'll escape jail time again, but it wouldn't surprise me.

If you were assigned community service, then blatantly lied about it, do you think the judge would just assign you some more community service?
 
2013-10-27 04:54:27 PM
this guy's anger issues have anger issues.
 
2013-10-27 04:58:35 PM

oh_please: Somaticasual: Everybody else is just left to guess how subby mistook the mobile site for the main site..

Several different links were submitted, modmins are drunk again...


Ayep.
 
2013-10-27 05:01:27 PM
He'll beat the rap.
 
2013-10-27 05:04:53 PM
This is good news. For Mark Geragos.
 
2013-10-27 05:36:30 PM

Elegy: Brown also suffered a seizure earlier this month.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer feller felon. Pardon me while I shed a tear.


FTFY
 
2013-10-27 06:01:13 PM
Brown must have an album that's about to drop.
 
2013-10-27 06:07:29 PM
A liberal is a liberal does.
 
2013-10-27 06:14:36 PM
Sorry, not buying it. He said beating the living shiat out of women was a wake up call for him to change.
 
2013-10-27 06:35:58 PM
He really is a repugnant piece of shiat, isn't he?  If anyone deserves to have his teeth punched through the back of his skull, it's him.
 
2013-10-27 06:43:25 PM

Nemo's Brother: A liberal is a liberal does.


Leave politics out of this you jackass.  This is a case of an asshole being an asshole.
 
2013-10-27 06:47:31 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Nemo's Brother: A liberal is a liberal does.

Leave politics out of this you jackass.  This is a case of an asshole being an asshole.


cdn01.cdn.justjared.com

He brings his politics into it every time he speaks.
 
2013-10-27 06:53:46 PM

Nemo's Brother: Smeggy Smurf: Nemo's Brother: A liberal is a liberal does.

Leave politics out of this you jackass.  This is a case of an asshole being an asshole.

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He brings his politics into it every time he speaks.


"Everytime he speaks"?

Way to extrapolate on a t-shirt a guy wore once 4-5 years ago. How many times has Chris Brown even mentioned political issues?

/this is reaching, even for you
 
2013-10-27 06:59:00 PM
i831.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-27 07:13:34 PM

Nemo's Brother: Smeggy Smurf: Nemo's Brother: A liberal is a liberal does.

Leave politics out of this you jackass.  This is a case of an asshole being an asshole.

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He brings his politics into it every time he speaks.


And if there's someone you'd want to model yourself after, it's Chris Brown.
 
2013-10-27 07:16:27 PM
Don't get it. Russell Crowe and Sean Penn were getting into fights left and right. Charlie Sheen shot Kelly Preston. On Fark I never saw Farkers denouncing any of them the way they seem to really hate Chris Brown. I must've miss something that Brown gets talked about like the worst human ever while the others get a pass.
 
2013-10-27 07:18:20 PM

Rann Xerox: Brown must have an album that's about to drop.


Yep, in November.
 
2013-10-27 07:20:19 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Nemo's Brother: Smeggy Smurf: Nemo's Brother: A liberal is a liberal does.

Leave politics out of this you jackass.  This is a case of an asshole being an asshole.

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

He brings his politics into it every time he speaks.

"Everytime he speaks"?

Way to extrapolate on a t-shirt a guy wore once 4-5 years ago. How many times has Chris Brown even mentioned political issues?

/this is reaching, even for you


I think he might be onto something. I'm an Obama supporter, and I've already beaten seven people today. So has my girlfriend, along with most of the other Obama supporters I know.
 
2013-10-27 07:24:22 PM

skinink: Don't get it. Russell Crowe and Sean Penn were getting into fights left and right. Charlie Sheen shot Kelly Preston. On Fark I never saw Farkers denouncing any of them the way they seem to really hate Chris Brown. I must've miss something that Brown gets talked about like the worst human ever while the others get a pass.


Crowe and Penn were getting into fights with other men - papparazzi mostly.  Fair fights.

Nobody here loves Charlie Sheen.  Or did you miss the 300 threads with Adonis DNA and Tiger Blood in the headlines?

Chris Brown beat up a 95-pound woman.  And we gave her plenty of shiat for staying with the asshole.
 
2013-10-27 07:25:08 PM
Fark filter strikes again.
 
2013-10-27 07:34:28 PM

FrancoFile: skinink: Don't get it. Russell Crowe and Sean Penn were getting into fights left and right. Charlie Sheen shot Kelly Preston. On Fark I never saw Farkers denouncing any of them the way they seem to really hate Chris Brown. I must've miss something that Brown gets talked about like the worst human ever while the others get a pass.

Crowe and Penn were getting into fights with other men - papparazzi mostly.  Fair fights.

Nobody here loves Charlie Sheen.  Or did you miss the 300 threads with Adonis DNA and Tiger Blood in the headlines?

Chris Brown beat up a 95-pound woman.  And we gave her plenty of shiat for staying with the asshole.


This. A more accurate comparison would be Mel Gibson, who got just as much shiat, if not more, than Brown.
 
2013-10-27 07:36:56 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: FrancoFile: skinink: Don't get it. Russell Crowe and Sean Penn were getting into fights left and right. Charlie Sheen shot Kelly Preston. On Fark I never saw Farkers denouncing any of them the way they seem to really hate Chris Brown. I must've miss something that Brown gets talked about like the worst human ever while the others get a pass.

Crowe and Penn were getting into fights with other men - papparazzi mostly.  Fair fights.

Nobody here loves Charlie Sheen.  Or did you miss the 300 threads with Adonis DNA and Tiger Blood in the headlines?

Chris Brown beat up a 95-pound woman.  And we gave her plenty of shiat for staying with the asshole.

This. A more accurate comparison would be Mel Gibson, who got just as much shiat, if not more, than Brown.


Additionally, it's more egregious when Chris Brown  does anything because I loathe his music too.
 
2013-10-27 07:40:26 PM
Except when you lose your temper, the police handle that. RT @chrisbrown: When u lose something let GOD handle it.

- Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) October 27, 2013
 
2013-10-27 07:54:15 PM

FrancoFile: Crowe and Penn were getting into fights with other men - papparazzi mostly.  Fair fights.

Nobody here loves Charlie Sheen.  Or did you miss the 300 threads with Adonis DNA and Tiger Blood in the headlines?

Chris Brown beat up a 95-pound woman.  And we gave her plenty of shiat for staying with the asshole.


Plus, he left <i>bite marks</i> for fark's sake! He was just a few inches away from a Mike Tyson ear-munching display.

Sean Penn has had loads of bad press and public denouncements dropped on him for his violence, particularly with respect to getting violent with his spouses. Charlie is widely considered Douche Prime, and Russel Crowe still hasn't shaken his "thug" image.
 
2013-10-27 08:07:59 PM

Nemo's Brother: A liberal is a liberal does.


Goodness, what an insipid little clown you are.
 
2013-10-27 08:21:30 PM

Nemo's Brother: A liberal is a liberal does.


Ted Bundy was a Republican, so I guess all conservatives must be sociopaths who enjoy slaughtering pretty coeds.
 
2013-10-27 08:27:15 PM
 
2013-10-27 08:44:22 PM

FrancoFile: skinink: Don't get it. Russell Crowe and Sean Penn were getting into fights left and right. Charlie Sheen shot Kelly Preston. On Fark I never saw Farkers denouncing any of them the way they seem to really hate Chris Brown. I must've miss something that Brown gets talked about like the worst human ever while the others get a pass.

Crowe and Penn were getting into fights with other men - papparazzi mostly.  Fair fights.


Sean Penn cracked his wife's skull with a baseball bat.
 
2013-10-27 08:46:02 PM
Well at least it says if this is a violation of his probation he can go to jail for four years. Didnt he just kinda phone in his community service. Really is it that hard just to stay out of trouble when you are that rich?
 
2013-10-27 08:47:18 PM

Paul Baumer: the_vegetarian_cannibal: FrancoFile: skinink: Don't get it. Russell Crowe and Sean Penn were getting into fights left and right. Charlie Sheen shot Kelly Preston. On Fark I never saw Farkers denouncing any of them the way they seem to really hate Chris Brown. I must've miss something that Brown gets talked about like the worst human ever while the others get a pass.

Crowe and Penn were getting into fights with other men - papparazzi mostly.  Fair fights.

Nobody here loves Charlie Sheen.  Or did you miss the 300 threads with Adonis DNA and Tiger Blood in the headlines?

Chris Brown beat up a 95-pound woman.  And we gave her plenty of shiat for staying with the asshole.

This. A more accurate comparison would be Mel Gibson, who got just as much shiat, if not more, than Brown.

Additionally, it's more egregious when Chris Brown  does anything because I loathe his music too.


I think he's trying to point out how racist everyone in the thread supposedly is, according to him, but he failed.
 
2013-10-27 08:50:24 PM
Doing a quick google search, apparently Kelly Preston shot herself accidentally when picking up sheens pants with a gun in the pocket.
 
2013-10-27 10:05:24 PM
Even if you ignore his slapping his old lady around, the fact that he had the help of a friend to send a guy to the hospital is something sneer worthy.
 
2013-10-27 10:12:04 PM

Elegy: Brown also suffered a seizure earlier this month.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer feller. Pardon me while I shed a tear.


He seized her by the neck, though.
 
2013-10-27 10:31:48 PM
Chris "Black and Blue" Brown
 
2013-10-27 11:02:33 PM
Anybody point out yet that his music is horrible?
 
2013-10-27 11:15:21 PM

sallyjuneabigailmay: Christ, what an asshole!


what is "things Chris Brown's cellmate will whisper in his ear", Alex?
 
2013-10-28 12:13:30 AM

ThatBillmanGuy: Doing a quick google search, apparently Kelly Preston shot herself accidentally when picking up sheens pants with a gun in the pocket.


And Sean Penn cracked Madonna in the head with that baseball bat.  I count that in his positives column.
 
2013-10-28 12:27:16 AM
I still wish Frank Ocean had pressed charges and gotten Chris Brown charged with a hate crime. That would have been hilarious.
 
2013-10-28 01:28:58 AM

FrancoFile: ThatBillmanGuy: Doing a quick google search, apparently Kelly Preston shot herself accidentally when picking up sheens pants with a gun in the pocket.

And Sean Penn cracked Madonna in the head with that baseball bat.  I count that in his positives column.


All that did was make her think she was British.
 
2013-10-28 01:48:50 AM

digistil: Sorry, not buying it. He said beating the living shiat out of women was a wake up call for him to change.


he changed to sucker punching men
 
2013-10-28 02:16:00 AM
I guess the guy he assaulted will soon be talking or singing about how nobody understands what they have together.
 
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