farkingismybusiness: I got a rock.
Satanic_Hamster: It seems that every year I buy candy, not a single damn kid comes. And when I don't, then I get trick'o'treaters. It's like the little bastards are just trying to fark with me.Worse case scenario, I can give it away at work. But still, it's the principle of it.
Grumpy Cat: I only give out gluten-free, peanut-free, corn-free knives razor blades.
ArcadianRefugee: I'm gonna give out appropriate Chick Tracts.
To The Escape Zeppelin!: Oh for christ sake. Stuffing your face full of candy until you're sick one night a year isn't going to do you any harm at all.
WhoGAS: Yeah, they love that stuff.http://www.buzzfeed.com/maycie/crest-gave-a-bunch-of-kids-healthy-fl av ored-halloween-candy
DerAppie: FTFA: Also, limit trick-or-treating to your own neighborhood, rather than driving your children to other parts of the city. If they want to go to a friend's house to trick-or-treat, limit it to that house and not the whole neighborhood.Why do you hate your kids?
Science_Guy_3.14159: Anything but candy corn, I don't know anyone that liked that stuff
taurusowner: DerAppie: FTFA: Also, limit trick-or-treating to your own neighborhood, rather than driving your children to other parts of the city. If they want to go to a friend's house to trick-or-treat, limit it to that house and not the whole neighborhood.Why do you hate your kids?No kidding. Back when I was 11 or so, two of my friends and I would scheme for weeks before Halloween about which neighborhoods to hit. We'd ride our bikes a few miles just to get to another area, particularly a rich suburb. The awesomeness of being free to ride around after dark in such a spooky atmosphere just gathering candy is unmatched in adulthood. I don't think coke off a strippers ass can come close to Halloween as a 10-12 year old kid.
Luse: Grumpy Cat: I only give out gluten-free, peanut-free, corn-free knives razor blades.Nice, but would have been better with the correction.
verbaltoxin: Go to Costco, buy a flat of Snickers, and hand out full-sized candy bars.
MrHappyRotter: Where do flavored condoms fall on the healthy snack list? I mean, they're low calorie, they don't stick to your teeth and they're made from all natural plant products.
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