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(News.com.au)   Come one, come all to Mehmet's Middle Eastern Sex Shop. "It's halal for your harem.*" *(conditions apply)   (news.com.au) divider line 18
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2013-10-27 08:32:48 AM
What exactly are the "Islamic norms" for sex that the shop is conforming to? I have been told that the men only like little boys and the women are impregnated by camels, thereby perpetuating the pure line, but I suspect this may not be a completely accurate depiction.

I've known a couple of Turkish women who were quite lovely and not at all repressed in their sexuality.
 
2013-10-27 09:28:45 AM
Heheheeheheheeee, "plug".
 
2013-10-27 09:32:29 AM

MrBallou: I've known a couple of Turkish women who were quite lovely and not at all repressed in their sexuality.


Very true but as you go East it becomes more fundamentalist. Western Turkey is much more Western oriented and open about many things.
 
2013-10-27 09:41:43 AM
What with all the state-sponsored sex slave brothels in Turkey, I should think that there would be a demand for this.


/Still no admission of Armenian genocide
 
2013-10-27 09:45:49 AM
TFA headline "Islam is not aganist sex"

What is aganist sex?
 
2013-10-27 09:58:07 AM
It's in Turkey.

*Checks website*

Call me back when they put it in a really conservative country like Iran.
 
2013-10-27 10:03:33 AM
www.muttonbone.com

/ sexy goat also available.
 
2013-10-27 10:15:01 AM
Considering Mohammed married a six-year old and consummated the marriage when she was nine, why do Islamic men today prefer little boys? That is not the "way of the prophet".

/Inquiring minds want to know
 
2013-10-27 10:19:39 AM

megarian: Heheheeheheheeee, "plug".


I didn't get it at first. subby deserves a small slap and an LOL for the tag.
 
2013-10-27 10:20:21 AM

Ronin_S: It's in Turkey.

*Checks website*

Call me back when they put it in a really conservative country like Iran.



Not quite a sex shop, but they are several lingerie shops in Saudi Arabia.
 
2013-10-27 10:20:58 AM

megarian: Heheheeheheheeee, "plug".


I've got a plug for you baby.
 
2013-10-27 10:23:21 AM

Kit Fister: megarian: Heheheeheheheeee, "plug".

I've got a plug for you baby.


Hey sweet! It's....

Oh. It's a penis, isn't it?

It's probably a penis.
 
2013-10-27 10:24:19 AM
Also convenient for their  Man-Love Thursdays

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/dancingboys/
 
2013-10-27 10:42:04 AM
...no one's business but the Turks
 
2013-10-27 10:44:49 AM
Here I come Constantinople
Here I come Constantinople
I am coming Constantinople
Here I come
 
2013-10-27 10:54:21 AM

megarian: Kit Fister: megarian: Heheheeheheheeee, "plug".

I've got a plug for you baby.

Hey sweet! It's....

Oh. It's a penis, isn't it?

It's probably a penis.


Well, actually, I was thinking about a kitty-tail buttplug, but...I guess you can have my penis, too?
 
2013-10-27 11:18:33 AM

megarian: Here I come Constantinople
Here I come Constantinople
I am coming Constantinople
Here I come



But she's coming in Istanbul
 
2013-10-27 11:33:15 AM

Ronin_S: It's in Turkey.

*Checks website*

Call me back when they put it in a really conservative country like Iran.


I don't have your number. Just keep checking here and I'll post when it happens. The grey man suspects, but he has no proof.
 
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