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(Yahoo)   It turns out a pizza costume can be sexy and a pizza costume can be unsexy. It all depends on who is wearing it   (shine.yahoo.com) divider line 61
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2013-10-27 09:00:04 AM
Yeah, I've seen the cosplay threads. *shudder*
 
2013-10-27 09:26:50 AM
Men can dress slutty too. The difference is that men still like to see an average woman who is dressed slutty, women aren't as interested in average men dress slutty.
 
2013-10-27 09:43:53 AM
Not one of those pictured women's costumes is a costume.
 
2013-10-27 10:21:10 AM
Is the sexulization of these food items the precursor to this:

i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-27 10:40:37 AM
I like pizza, and I like prostitutes, so by the transitive property....
 
2013-10-27 11:00:40 AM

Relatively Obscure: Not one of those pictured women's costumes is a costume.


Yeah... that

/a printed dress is not a costume
 
2013-10-27 11:00:48 AM

Relatively Obscure: Not one of those pictured women's costumes is a costume.


I was going to say, the "sexy costumes" are pretty much just dresses.
 
2013-10-27 11:06:53 AM
A dress is now considered a costume. Ok, got it
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-10-27 11:52:52 AM
The difference is that men still like to see an average woman who is dressed slutty, women aren't as interested in average men dress slutty.

I recently read an article / blog about dating web site pictures. Men rated women on a bell curve, with the average rating about average attractiveness. Women thought about 80% of men were below average.
 
2013-10-27 11:55:08 AM
Weren't Halloween costumes supposed to be frightening, at one point?

When did we go so soft?
 
2013-10-27 11:55:21 AM
"Yahoo Shine"... Why don't they just call it coonthoo.
 
2013-10-27 11:56:49 AM
But what about "Frog"?
 
2013-10-27 11:58:39 AM
It turns out that when a "journalist" has a deadline, s/he can just lift a segment from the Daily Show and steal some pictures from costume companies' websites, write something that would barely pass as a mediocre Fark post and still get paid.

Looks like I chose the wrong career.  I've been writing mediocre Fark posts and recycling other people's jokes for nothing, like a sucker.
 
2013-10-27 11:58:49 AM
I want have Kate Upton wear a nudist Halloween costume.
 
2013-10-27 12:00:03 PM

ZAZ: The difference is that men still like to see an average woman who is dressed slutty, women aren't as interested in average men dress slutty.

I recently read an article / blog about dating web site pictures. Men rated women on a bell curve, with the average rating about average attractiveness. Women thought about 80% of men were below average.


I conducted a study in college where students rated each other's attractiveness and it was pretty much this. Women rated men's appearances as fuggo until after they got to meet them and get to know them and then suddenly the guys became much more attractive.
 
2013-10-27 12:02:48 PM

nickdaisy: Weren't Halloween costumes supposed to be frightening, at one point?


No. Halloween costumes were meant to disguise your identity so that the creatures what go bump in the night can't recognize you and do terrible things to you.
 
2013-10-27 12:03:53 PM

EvilEgg: Men can dress slutty too. The difference is that men still like to see an average woman who is dressed slutty, women aren't as interested in average men dress slutty.


i4.bebo.com
 
2013-10-27 12:04:27 PM
Sexy or unsexy?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-27 12:06:12 PM
1) the woman's pizza dress doesn't look like pizza.

2) the daily show had a vagina costume as a woman's option*. somehow a slice of pizza was involved.

* starts about 4:15
 
2013-10-27 12:08:04 PM

FloydA: It turns out that when a "journalist" has a deadline, s/he can just lift a segment from the Daily Show and steal some pictures from costume companies' websites, write something that would barely pass as a mediocre Fark post and still get paid.


FTA: "On The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, comedienne Kristen Shaw made a guest appearance as a correspondent to discuss the "serious" issue of the sexy food costume."

The journalist-ist couldn't even get Kristen Schaal's name right.
 
2013-10-27 12:13:49 PM

ZAZ: The difference is that men still like to see an average woman who is dressed slutty, women aren't as interested in average men dress slutty.

I recently read an article / blog about dating web site pictures. Men rated women on a bell curve, with the average rating about average attractiveness. Women thought about 80% of men were below average.


80% of men are below average.
 
2013-10-27 12:23:04 PM

elysive: ZAZ: The difference is that men still like to see an average woman who is dressed slutty, women aren't as interested in average men dress slutty.

I recently read an article / blog about dating web site pictures. Men rated women on a bell curve, with the average rating about average attractiveness. Women thought about 80% of men were below average.

I conducted a study in college where students rated each other's attractiveness and it was pretty much this. Women rated men's appearances as fuggo until after they got to meet them and get to know them and then suddenly the guys became much more attractive.


I tend to be this way with men.  I'm way pickier with men than I am with women when it comes to looks.
 
2013-10-27 12:23:35 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I like pizza, and I like prostitutes, so by the transitive property....


Let's use some algebra on this statement:

"I like pizza", can be rewritten as x = pizza
"I like prostitutes", can be rewritten as x = prostitutes

Therefore, pizza is equivalent to prostitutes. You pay your pizza to have sex with it?? Or you like your prostitutes with anchovies?

:)
 
2013-10-27 12:24:04 PM
Math is hard.
 
2013-10-27 12:27:47 PM
Yahoo! Shine: "Quick, we need some filler articles that have something, anything, to do with Halloween.  Go to our stock photo library and come up with something, you have two hours."

I feel sorry for the people that have to write these stories, especially after they spent all that money on a journalism degree.
 
2013-10-27 12:41:25 PM
That's the thing about pizza costumes, even when they're unsexy, they're still kinda sexy.
 
2013-10-27 12:41:38 PM

powhound: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I like pizza, and I like prostitutes, so by the transitive property....

Let's use some algebra on this statement:

"I like pizza", can be rewritten as x = pizza
"I like prostitutes", can be rewritten as x = prostitutes

Therefore, pizza is equivalent to prostitutes. You pay your pizza to have sex with it?? Or you like your prostitutes with anchovies?

:)


No Anchovies, Please.

Shhhhh... it's a secret....

img2u.info

We know what happens (and there are no "sexy bowling ball" costumes)
 
2013-10-27 12:43:52 PM
www.headinjurytheater.com
 
2013-10-27 12:47:47 PM

Relatively Obscure: Not one of those pictured women's costumes is a costume.


This.

And a kid's Spiderman costume that consists of a mask and a t-shirt with a print of Spiderman on it is not a costume either.
 
2013-10-27 12:58:41 PM

FrancoFile: Relatively Obscure: Not one of those pictured women's costumes is a costume.

This.

And a kid's Spiderman costume that consists of a mask and a t-shirt with a print of Spiderman on it is not a costume either.



What about this?

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-27 01:00:21 PM

FloydA: FrancoFile: Relatively Obscure: Not one of those pictured women's costumes is a costume.

This.

And a kid's Spiderman costume that consists of a mask and a t-shirt with a print of Spiderman on it is not a costume either.


What about this?

[i105.photobucket.com image 236x308]


That's exactly what I'm talking about.
 
2013-10-27 01:00:38 PM

ZAZ: The difference is that men still like to see an average woman who is dressed slutty, women aren't as interested in average men dress slutty.

I recently read an article / blog about dating web site pictures. Men rated women on a bell curve, with the average rating about average attractiveness. Women thought about 80% of men were below average.


Hence, the need to shop online.
 
2013-10-27 01:04:25 PM
I also miss when costumes were actually costumes. I wanted to dress up as Merida from Brave but couldn't get the costume together in time. Too much travel.

I refuse to wear a printed dress as a "costume"
 
2013-10-27 01:28:30 PM

FloydA: What about this?


img.fark.net

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that isn't really sexy.
 
2013-10-27 01:37:56 PM

FrancoFile: FloydA: FrancoFile: Relatively Obscure: Not one of those pictured women's costumes is a costume.

This.

And a kid's Spiderman costume that consists of a mask and a t-shirt with a print of Spiderman on it is not a costume either.


What about this?

[i105.photobucket.com image 236x308]

That's exactly what I'm talking about.


You grew up in the '70s too, eh?  ;-)
 
2013-10-27 01:38:49 PM

FloydA: FrancoFile: Relatively Obscure: Not one of those pictured women's costumes is a costume.

This.

And a kid's Spiderman costume that consists of a mask and a t-shirt with a print of Spiderman on it is not a costume either.


What about this?

[i105.photobucket.com image 236x308]


Any kid that wore that needs to drown.
 
2013-10-27 01:45:28 PM

69gnarkill69: EvilEgg: Men can dress slutty too. The difference is that men still like to see an average woman who is dressed slutty, women aren't as interested in average men dress slutty.

[i4.bebo.com image 376x500]


I see your comedy breasts and raise you

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-27 01:46:02 PM

jupiterkansas: FloydA: FrancoFile: Relatively Obscure: Not one of those pictured women's costumes is a costume.

This.

And a kid's Spiderman costume that consists of a mask and a t-shirt with a print of Spiderman on it is not a costume either.


What about this?

[i105.photobucket.com image 236x308]

Any kid that wore that needs to drown.


Fat chance of that! There's a life preserver right there on the PVC smock!
 
2013-10-27 01:52:53 PM

FloydA: FrancoFile: FloydA: FrancoFile: Relatively Obscure: Not one of those pictured women's costumes is a costume.

This.

And a kid's Spiderman costume that consists of a mask and a t-shirt with a print of Spiderman on it is not a costume either.


What about this?

[i105.photobucket.com image 236x308]

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

You grew up in the '70s too, eh?  ;-)


Yes, damn it.  A costume is a farking costume.  One year my mother dressed me up as a shock of corn. She literally wrapped and tied 2 dozen corn stalks around me.  I could barely walk in that, but it was totally worth it.

If you went as a hobo, you spent at least 20 minutes getting makeup applied so it looked like you had stubble.

I knew somebody who went as Snoopy.  White face paint, hand-sewn floppy ears, and a red poster-board dog house.
 
2013-10-27 02:00:22 PM
I'd eat her burger.
 
2013-10-27 02:02:09 PM
I've got some sausage for her... dough?

/I'm bad with sexy food puns
 
2013-10-27 02:05:53 PM

FrancoFile: Relatively Obscure: Not one of those pictured women's costumes is a costume.

This.

And a kid's Spiderman costume that consists of a mask and a t-shirt with a print of Spiderman on it is not a costume either.


I'm more willing to give a small child a pass as small children don't really get the concept and can be hard to dress. At least it has a mask and the t-shirt tells you what it is supposed to be. Look at the woman's 'hamburger costume' and tell me that you could even recognize what she was supposed to be.
 
2013-10-27 02:09:13 PM

powhound: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I like pizza, and I like prostitutes, so by the transitive property....

Let's use some algebra on this statement:

"I like pizza", can be rewritten as x = pizza
"I like prostitutes", can be rewritten as x = prostitutes

Therefore, pizza is equivalent to prostitutes. You pay your pizza to have sex with it?? Or you like your prostitutes with anchovies?

:)


Extra sausage.

/Don't judge me, Thailand was fun
 
2013-10-27 02:41:03 PM
That carrot on the guy costume reminds me of The Thing From Another Planet from when I was a kid.

/Scared me real good back then, it did.
 
2013-10-27 02:51:21 PM
 
2013-10-27 02:53:38 PM

WeenerGord: 69gnarkill69: EvilEgg: Men can dress slutty too. The difference is that men still like to see an average woman who is dressed slutty, women aren't as interested in average men dress slutty.

[i4.bebo.com image 376x500]

I see your comedy breasts and raise you


Oh good. Great Boo is up, I see.
 
2013-10-27 03:13:36 PM
images.onlinejokeshop.co.uk

Bananas are sexy.

Some chicks will love this one.  Some will hate the hell out of it.
 
2013-10-27 03:20:49 PM
davincispizzaseattle.com

This is now a pizza porn thread.
 
2013-10-27 03:38:04 PM

FloydA: FrancoFile: Relatively Obscure: Not one of those pictured women's costumes is a costume.

This.

And a kid's Spiderman costume that consists of a mask and a t-shirt with a print of Spiderman on it is not a costume either.


What about this?

[i105.photobucket.com image 236x308]


What kid watched The Love Boat unless they were being babysat by their grandmother?
 
2013-10-27 03:58:34 PM

Mugato: FloydA: FrancoFile: Relatively Obscure: Not one of those pictured women's costumes is a costume.

This.

And a kid's Spiderman costume that consists of a mask and a t-shirt with a print of Spiderman on it is not a costume either.


What about this?

[i105.photobucket.com image 236x308]

What kid watched The Love Boat unless they were being babysat by their grandmother?



What kid bought his own costume?
 
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