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(AsiaOne)   Government panel concludes that too much homework makes students have sex in classrooms   (news.asiaone.com) divider line 33
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2013-10-27 09:29:38 AM
I would like to know how demanding this schooling really is, and I would really like deeper explanation on how the adults in this situation think that lots of homework = young teens banging each other on camera.
 
2013-10-27 09:38:17 AM

Endive Wombat: I would like to know how demanding this schooling really is, and I would really like deeper explanation on how the adults in this situation think that lots of homework = young teens banging each other on camera.


In our day we never banged each other on camera. Mostly because everybody wasn't carrying a camera at the time. Plausible deniability.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-10-27 09:50:16 AM
I had a camera and a girlfriend as a high school senior, but never considered doing anything on camera. Back then you sent film to be developed. Humans in the lab looked at your pictures and copied any that they liked.
 
2013-10-27 10:44:40 AM
I long for the good old days when teenagers would have sex on polaroid.
 
2013-10-27 10:54:50 AM
This is why I relentlessly tutor teens.
 
2013-10-27 10:56:23 AM
I avoided sex simply because there was a chance it might be caught on video.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
 
2013-10-27 11:20:44 AM

I_Am_Weasel: I avoided sex simply because there was a chance it might be caught on video.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.


I avoid it now for the same reason. You buy that, right?
 
2013-10-27 11:23:46 AM
See what happpens when you take religion out of the schools?

/scampers away
//to get popcorn
 
2013-10-27 11:26:47 AM
I didn't even know India HAD schools. I thought it was all just cows and curry.
 
2013-10-27 11:34:44 AM
Too much homework and no beer makes Jayden something something
 
2013-10-27 11:34:53 AM

nickdaisy: I didn't even know India HAD schools. I thought it was all just cows and curry.


And poop!
 
2013-10-27 11:36:00 AM
Wait, so the girl's family essentially filed rape charges against the boy in the video, and promptly went into hiding for two weeks? And the boy is still missing.

Methinks there is a lot more to this story.
 
2013-10-27 11:41:50 AM
Teachers way of rewarding students who get their homework done on time?
 
2013-10-27 11:45:25 AM

ZAZ: I had a camera and a girlfriend as a high school senior, but never considered doing anything on camera. Back then you sent film to be developed. Humans in the lab looked at your pictures and copied any that they liked.


Not just the lab. I worked in a pharmacy in the 70's and not one envelope of photos went back to the customer without having been fully "vetted" by the staff. And by staff I mean me and the other cashier. Almost all were extremely boring, but the jackpots were well worth it.
 
2013-10-27 11:47:55 AM

McDougal: ZAZ: I had a camera and a girlfriend as a high school senior, but never considered doing anything on camera. Back then you sent film to be developed. Humans in the lab looked at your pictures and copied any that they liked.

Not just the lab. I worked in a pharmacy in the 70's and not one envelope of photos went back to the customer without having been fully "vetted" by the staff. And by staff I mean me and the other cashier. Almost all were extremely boring, but the jackpots were well worth it.


Please tell us more
 
2013-10-27 11:48:28 AM

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: Wait, so the girl's family essentially filed rape charges against the boy in the video, and promptly went into hiding for two weeks? And the boy is still missing.

Methinks there is a lot more to this story.


So, where is this video?
 
2013-10-27 12:23:45 PM

nickdaisy: I didn't even know India HAD schools. I thought it was all just cows and curry.


How do you think HP gets its slave workers?
 
2013-10-27 12:25:36 PM

nickdaisy: I didn't even know India HAD schools. I thought it was all just cows and curry.


1. Indonesia, not India.  So, monitor lizards and curry.
2. How in hell did this get the tag "Kurdistan Workers' Party"?
 
2013-10-27 12:30:50 PM

flondrix: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: Wait, so the girl's family essentially filed rape charges against the boy in the video, and promptly went into hiding for two weeks? And the boy is still missing.

Methinks there is a lot more to this story.

So, where is this video?



It's in that seat over there.
 
2013-10-27 12:34:53 PM
Datanerd:
2. How in hell did this get the tag "Kurdistan Workers' Party"?


Well, they do.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-27 12:44:24 PM

Endive Wombat: I would like to know how demanding this schooling really is, and I would really like deeper explanation on how the adults in this situation think that lots of homework = young teens banging each other on camera.


The idea is more focus on homework = less focus on spiritual teachings, which is what they're attributing to the sex.

It's the equivalent of a religious nutjob here in the states going "Them libs teaching the heathen evolution in schools is causing the kids to worship satan and have sex!"
 
2013-10-27 12:47:12 PM
nickdaisy:

I didn't even know India HAD schools. I thought it was all just cows and curry.


Ah yes, Jakarta, India.
 
2013-10-27 12:47:54 PM

ZAZ: I had a camera and a girlfriend as a high school senior, but never considered doing anything on camera. Back then you sent film to be developed. Humans in the lab looked at your pictures and copied any that they liked.


I worked in a photo lab - the prize pics were on the wall in the darkroom.  Not much remarkable, but the one that sticks with me is the cheerleader in short shorts with braids hanging out of each leg, halfway down her thighs.
 
2013-10-27 12:50:33 PM

nickdaisy: McDougal: ZAZ: I had a camera and a girlfriend as a high school senior, but never considered doing anything on camera. Back then you sent film to be developed. Humans in the lab looked at your pictures and copied any that they liked.

Not just the lab. I worked in a pharmacy in the 70's and not one envelope of photos went back to the customer without having been fully "vetted" by the staff. And by staff I mean me and the other cashier. Almost all were extremely boring, but the jackpots were well worth it.

Please tell us more


We still do this today. Our policy is to print anything where there is no physical contact. So the guy thing the thumbs up on camera, but his thumb isn't in the picture, no we don't develop that.
 
2013-10-27 01:06:43 PM
And they say that nerds don't have sex.... Right....
 
2013-10-27 01:31:01 PM
Someone translate this into Indonesian

assets.diylol.com
 
2013-10-27 02:10:11 PM

ohsoferrety: Someone translate this into Indonesian


I think the image of pedobear alone is universal for "run now if you're a kid"

/what, too lazy to use Google translate?
 
2013-10-27 02:18:56 PM
"Indonesian School Teacher" GIS was really depressing...
 
2013-10-27 05:12:37 PM

ZAZ: I had a camera and a girlfriend as a high school senior, but never considered doing anything on camera. Back then you sent film to be developed. Humans in the lab looked at your pictures and copied any that they liked.


So I'm not the only one that has had a Wal-Mart employee snidely remark, "We didn't develop some of this film. We don't do those kinds of pictures."

Which is bullshiat; they totally develop them, they just keep them in the "nudie" drawer behind the counter or something.
 
2013-10-27 06:22:40 PM

Datanerd: nickdaisy: I didn't even know India HAD schools. I thought it was all just cows and curry.

1. Indonesia, not India.  So, monitor lizards and curry.
2. How in hell did this get the tag "Kurdistan Workers' Party"?



Americans and their flair for geography.

// Also no curry. Geez. Hope derp's not contagious.
 
2013-10-27 06:26:01 PM

jayphat: nickdaisy: McDougal: ZAZ: I had a camera and a girlfriend as a high school senior, but never considered doing anything on camera. Back then you sent film to be developed. Humans in the lab looked at your pictures and copied any that they liked.

Not just the lab. I worked in a pharmacy in the 70's and not one envelope of photos went back to the customer without having been fully "vetted" by the staff. And by staff I mean me and the other cashier. Almost all were extremely boring, but the jackpots were well worth it.

Please tell us more

We still do this today. Our policy is to print anything where there is no physical contact. So the guy thing the thumbs up on camera, but his thumb isn't in the picture, no we don't develop that.


Here, let me try Google Translate on that. Hmm, nope. Dutch, perhaps?
 
2013-10-27 09:42:29 PM

SpeedyBB: jayphat: nickdaisy: McDougal: ZAZ: I had a camera and a girlfriend as a high school senior, but never considered doing anything on camera. Back then you sent film to be developed. Humans in the lab looked at your pictures and copied any that they liked.

Not just the lab. I worked in a pharmacy in the 70's and not one envelope of photos went back to the customer without having been fully "vetted" by the staff. And by staff I mean me and the other cashier. Almost all were extremely boring, but the jackpots were well worth it.

Please tell us more

We still do this today. Our policy is to print anything where there is no physical contact. So the guy thing the thumbs up on camera, but his thumb isn't in the picture, no we don't develop that.

Here, let me try Google Translate on that. Hmm, nope. Dutch, perhaps?


Sorry for the potato there. Let me reword.

A gentleman(and I use that term loosely) brought in film to be developed from a recent trip to a motorcycle festival. One of the pictures was him giving a thumbs up, only his thumb had disappeared into someone's cooch. No, we don't develop that particular picture.
 
2013-10-28 04:33:06 PM
So that video was real? I thought it was fake.
 
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