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(NASCAR)   So far, this weekend in NASCAR featured talks of concussion tests, hammers being thrown and much more. Who may need some headache relief in Martinsville today? It's the Goody's Headache Relief Shot 500 (1:30 PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com) divider line 472
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2013-10-27 03:08:15 AM
Are you not sports entertained?
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/oh crap, HE'S in the points lead
//double oh crap, he usually dominates at this track
///best fire up the idols and Buddha's now
 
2013-10-27 08:47:15 AM
So, I'm at the track, so if anyone has any photo requests from this weekend, let me know.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-27 09:44:22 AM

bluorangefyre: /oh crap, HE'S in the points lead
//double oh crap, he usually dominates at this track
///best fire up the idols and Buddha's now


(not mine)
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-10-27 12:48:22 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: So, I'm at the track, so if anyone has any photo requests from this weekend, let me know.

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Yes, get me a pic of Jimmie Johnson crashing out.

;)
 
2013-10-27 01:11:24 PM
///best fire up the idols and Buddha's now

Tiny Buddha reporting for duty. Last calibration performed 20131026:2330hrs:OpBAC-0.19
 
2013-10-27 01:15:18 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: So, I'm at the track, so if anyone has any photo requests from this weekend, let me know.

[i.imgur.com image 800x533]


Nice picture! (But as I've said before, you do great work!)

I'd be interested in seeing Harvick, especially if RC or Dillon are around.
 
2013-10-27 01:16:13 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: So, I'm at the track, so if anyone has any photo requests from this weekend, let me know.

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Kevin Harvick naked, please :)
 
2013-10-27 01:19:40 PM

downstairs: Go Fast Turn Left: So, I'm at the track, so if anyone has any photo requests from this weekend, let me know.

[i.imgur.com image 800x533]

Yes, get me a pic of Jimmie Johnson crashing out.

;)


Hell, cause Johnson to wreck and we'll all be happy! =)
 
2013-10-27 01:22:45 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: So, I'm at the track, so if anyone has any photo requests from this weekend, let me know.

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No requests, but enjoy yourself man.

Anyone else watch the K&N West race this morning?
 
2013-10-27 01:23:34 PM

QueenMamaBee: Go Fast Turn Left: So, I'm at the track, so if anyone has any photo requests from this weekend, let me know.

[i.imgur.com image 800x533]

Kevin Harvick naked, please :

QueenMamaBee: Go Fast Turn Left: So, I'm at the track, so if anyone has any photo requests from this weekend, let me know.

[i.imgur.com image 800x533]

Kevin Harvick naked, please :)


Happy w/a black eye plz!

/sorry QMB
 
2013-10-27 01:23:53 PM

QueenMamaBee: Go Fast Turn Left: So, I'm at the track, so if anyone has any photo requests from this weekend, let me know.

[i.imgur.com image 800x533]

Kevin Harvick naked, please :)


*Hork*
 
2013-10-27 01:28:06 PM

ski9600: QueenMamaBee: Go Fast Turn Left: So, I'm at the track, so if anyone has any photo requests from this weekend, let me know.

[i.imgur.com image 800x533]

Kevin Harvick naked, please :QueenMamaBee: Go Fast Turn Left: So, I'm at the track, so if anyone has any photo requests from this weekend, let me know.

[i.imgur.com image 800x533]

Kevin Harvick naked, please :)

Happy w/a black eye plz!

/sorry QMB


that's okay. I'm not at all wishing you gastrointestinal distress
 
2013-10-27 01:30:00 PM
In order to try and max points my team consists of the usual KyBu & BK, semi-regular Jeff Gordon, HeWhoShallNotBeNamed, and because I needed someone cheap, Kyle Larson.
 
2013-10-27 01:30:14 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: So, I'm at the track, so if anyone has any photo requests from this weekend, let me know.


Can you get your picture taken with Jimmie Johnson and a power idol?

It might help :)
 
2013-10-27 01:30:51 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

If Richard Childress throws a punch at someone at @MartinsvilleSwy, it's considered a "grandfather clock."
 
2013-10-27 01:35:25 PM
You have got to be fuxking kidding me

My neighbor's dogs chewed my cable line coming out of the pedestal again so I have no espn today!

Danzero! You need to cheer for the 48 until I can get to a sportsbar or other fine NASCAR watching establishment
 
2013-10-27 01:35:27 PM
Gotta say I like the marching band MUCH better than random-TV-singing-contestant-du-jour.
 
2013-10-27 01:35:29 PM
The Paperclip

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2013-10-27 01:36:10 PM

Mztlplx: Gotta say I like the marching band MUCH better than random-TV-singing-contestant-du-jour.


I was waiting for "And now to sing our National Anthem, American Idol/The Voice champion"

left way more satisfied
 
2013-10-27 01:37:01 PM

smerfnablin: You have got to be fuxking kidding me

My neighbor's dogs chewed my cable line coming out of the pedestal again so I have no espn today!

Danzero! You need to cheer for the 48 until I can get to a sportsbar or other fine NASCAR watching establishment


See? Even your neighbor's dogs hate JJ.
 
2013-10-27 01:37:21 PM

smerfnablin: My neighbor's dogs chewed my cable line coming out of the pedestal again so I have no espn today!

Danzero! You need to cheer for the 48 until I can get to a sportsbar or other fine NASCAR watching establishment


I wouldn't say that's a bad thing.

Yeah, I'll get right on that chief.
 
2013-10-27 01:37:39 PM
Marching bands do a much better anthem then the screeching 'singer' of the week.

Chinese CJ-6s in my NASCAR?  It is more likely than you think.
 
2013-10-27 01:38:24 PM
I kinda want that Kobalt tool they just showed.
 
2013-10-27 01:39:05 PM
GFTL...Some Bowyer passing anybody shots, plz.

I can pretend, can't I?

/yeah, go Clint, you cheating bastich
 
2013-10-27 01:40:11 PM
"Last American Hero"?? I think the announcer was a tad overzealous there.
 
2013-10-27 01:40:43 PM
ADVISORY:  Junior Johnson is at the track.  Please calibrate your idols and Buddhas accordingly, for we don't want him affected.
 
2013-10-27 01:42:40 PM

my lip balm addiction: "Last American Hero"?? I think the announcer was a tad overzealous there.


Apparently you've never heard of the best NASCAR movie of all time.
 
2013-10-27 01:43:09 PM

bluorangefyre: my lip balm addiction: "Last American Hero"?? I think the announcer was a tad overzealous there.

Apparently you've never heard of the best NASCAR movie of all time.


Greased Lightning?
 
2013-10-27 01:43:10 PM

bluorangefyre: ADVISORY:  Junior Johnson is at the track.  Please calibrate your idols and Buddhas accordingly, for we don't want him affected.


Nah fark that - GTA rules. He's at the track he's fair game!

/got nuthin
 
2013-10-27 01:44:43 PM

my lip balm addiction: bluorangefyre: ADVISORY:  Junior Johnson is at the track.  Please calibrate your idols and Buddhas accordingly, for we don't want him affected.

Nah fark that - GTA rules. He's at the track he's fair game!

/got nuthin


As long as he's not within 6 metres of anything carrying the number 48, he should be fine.
 
2013-10-27 01:45:36 PM

bluorangefyre: my lip balm addiction: "Last American Hero"?? I think the announcer was a tad overzealous there.

Apparently you've never heard of the best NASCAR movie of all time.


Talladega Nights?
 
2013-10-27 01:45:40 PM

Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: my lip balm addiction: "Last American Hero"?? I think the announcer was a tad overzealous there.

Apparently you've never heard of the best NASCAR movie of all time.

Greased Lightning?


That was a good movie, and probably the only completely serious role I think Richard Pryor ever did.
 
2013-10-27 01:45:54 PM

Mztlplx: Gotta say I like the marching band MUCH better than random-TV-singing-contestant-du-jour.


I was about to say the same thing. Stick with a classic, musical interpretation.
 
2013-10-27 01:47:13 PM
KyBu has never won here?  That's surprising.
 
2013-10-27 01:48:07 PM
BOOGIDY
 
2013-10-27 01:48:42 PM

clear_prop: KyBu has never won here?  That's surprising.


For vegaswench, neither will her raiders today

/zing!
 
2013-10-27 01:49:23 PM
My internet is back just in time for GREENAGE!!
 
2013-10-27 01:50:00 PM
Could Kyle please help out his teammate by PUNTING THAT FARKING ASSHAT INTO A WALL???
 
2013-10-27 01:50:18 PM
Jeff Bur-spon
 
2013-10-27 01:51:16 PM
I hate having to provide my own boogities. I'm.from Ky, damnit, DW should come over.
 
2013-10-27 01:51:23 PM
Burton goes around
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2013-10-27 01:51:29 PM
The line around the bottom of the track is pink....
 
2013-10-27 01:51:52 PM
Nice save by Burton...also by Blaney for not piledriving him.
 
2013-10-27 01:53:00 PM

bluorangefyre: That was a good movie, and probably the only completely serious role I think Richard Pryor ever did.


upload.wikimedia.org ?
 
2013-10-27 01:53:05 PM
 
2013-10-27 01:53:41 PM

WhyteRaven74: The line around the bottom of the track is pink....


One more week, one more week.
 
2013-10-27 01:53:59 PM

WhyteRaven74: The line around the bottom of the track is pink....


The pace car is pink.  Dale Jr's numbers are pink.

Thankfully paint everything pink month is almost over.
 
2013-10-27 01:54:57 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

"OK, Jeff?" "Yep." "Was it a teammate who spun you?" "Nope." "Well, that's an improvement."
 
2013-10-27 01:54:59 PM

DanZero: bluorangefyre: That was a good movie, and probably the only completely serious role I think Richard Pryor ever did.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 255x383] ?


I could relate to that movie.  As a matter of fact, the first time I saw it my family was in the process of moving, which made it even funnier.

/why did his neighbor need that huge lawnmower anyhow?
 
2013-10-27 01:56:07 PM

clear_prop: WhyteRaven74: The line around the bottom of the track is pink....

The pace car is pink.  Dale Jr's numbers are pink.

Thankfully paint everything pink month is almost over.


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