kevinatilusa: But what if it's Vaseline made with GMO'S? Please, someone help me. I need to be told what to be afraid of!
prjindigo: You CAN be alergic to vaseline. Poor girl where I was growing up couldn't even use chapstick.
HortusMatris: And who makes a daily habit of putting Vaseline on their nostrils?
Asa Phelps: Not a lot, but more than none. The whole of the surface of the earth and all of it's oceans and seas are polluted with it. Not a lot, but more than none.
SpdrJay: And the Vaseline contains potassium benzoate.....
dahmers love zombie: Or if Bobby Brown uses it on you right before he takes about an hour on the Tower of Power, 'long as he gets a little golden shower. Then it's not too safe either.
TV's Vinnie: I know you should never use Vaseline with any latex products. That stuff will eat right through a condom like it was battery acid.
Kevin72: I don't engage in sodomy very often, but when I do, vaseline is a nice lubricant. You're welcome.
FurbyGoneFubar: Kevin72: I don't engage in sodomy very often, but when I do, vaseline is a nice lubricant. You're welcome.Should be pointed out that vaseline is not condom compatible though as any fat based lube will destroy latex. Silicon or water based lube is the way to go.
xanadian: What if there are flies in it?
Mr. Eugenides: Not going to gother with TFA, but as I recall, the guy who invented Vaseline ate a tablespoon of the stuff every morning of his adult life and lived into his 90s.
Asa Phelps: Products containing beeswax, coconut oil, olive oil, shea butter and cocoa butter seal in moisture and don't come with some of the risks of petroleum jelly.they seal in moisture the same way that petroleum jelly does, though, by being hydrophobic. Shea butter is also toxic, iirc. or at least it comes from a toxic nut.the rest of the article is just "But How Pure Is It?!".The problem with talking of purity in the current state of the art is that we now have mass spectrometers that can pick out individual atoms.I can absolutely guarantee that you ate plutonium today.Not a lot, but more than none. The whole of the surface of the earth and all of it's oceans and seas are polluted with it. Not a lot, but more than none.
TV's Vinnie: Riker was obviously the "James T Kirk" type that Paramount execs insisted to make up for the talkie-feely crap of Picard. Jean Luc would have been dead as an ensign in the TOS days, trying to come to reason with the Salt Vampire as it's killing him.
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