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(NBC Miami)   Ceiling kittens watching you masturbate at Miami International Airport Terminal. Though, if you're masturbating at the airport you have other problems   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 46
    More: Weird, Kitten Rescue, Miami-Dade Fire Rescue, Miami International, kittens, ceilings  
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9731 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Oct 2013 at 12:45 AM (25 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-27 12:48:34 AM
Challenge accepted subby
 
2013-10-27 12:48:48 AM
Darn sexy TSA agents...
 
2013-10-27 12:48:49 AM
Wife and I were discussing sex at the airport as well as high mile club but decided not to risk being a registered sex offender.

/Sex everywhere, its awesome
 
2013-10-27 12:49:35 AM

Oldiron_79: Challenge accepted subby


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-10-27 12:49:48 AM
When I was a closety young man I used to buy Playgirl at airports since I could depend on the anonymity, and I definitely enjoyed the privacy of many airport bathrooms. What can I say? I was a horny teenager and I went to school out of state so I flew a fair bit.
 
2013-10-27 12:50:48 AM

highwayrun: When I was a closety young man I used to buy Playgirl at airports since I could depend on the anonymity, and I definitely enjoyed the privacy of many airport bathrooms. What can I say? I was a horny teenager and I went to school out of state so I flew a fair bit.


How YOU doin?
 
2013-10-27 12:52:07 AM
Was I not supposed to do that?
 
2013-10-27 12:53:34 AM
Gosh those kittens are so tiny! They're ugly ass and cute as a button. But, where's their mother?
 
2013-10-27 12:55:56 AM
You may simply have a wide stance.
 
2013-10-27 12:56:02 AM
Awwww.
But ya just missed Caturday subby!
 
2013-10-27 12:56:04 AM

Fafai: highwayrun: When I was a closety young man I used to buy Playgirl at airports since I could depend on the anonymity, and I definitely enjoyed the privacy of many airport bathrooms. What can I say? I was a horny teenager and I went to school out of state so I flew a fair bit.

How YOU doin?


Deploying ceiling agent #2

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-27 01:01:30 AM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-27 01:02:50 AM

dustman81:


So dustman81, have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?
 
2013-10-27 01:03:20 AM
Definitely the cutest thing about Miami airport. Other than the kittens, the place is a pithole.
 
2013-10-27 01:05:03 AM

Fafai: /Sex everywhere, its awesome


Indeed, I remember having sex with my girlfriend in both of her roommates' beds, in a (master bed of a) house she was house-sitting for while the owner was on vacation, and in the bathroom during the Y2k new year.
 
2013-10-27 01:09:44 AM

Fafai: Wife and I were discussing sex at the airport as well as high mile club but decided not to risk being a registered sex offender.

/Sex everywhere, its awesome


Just don't forget your condoms.
 
2013-10-27 01:28:29 AM
Yup, why masturbate when a trip or two through TSA screening would satisfy a nympho...
 
2013-10-27 01:34:56 AM
Sorry, I'm farkin wasted. Looks ups some nofx shiat duimbasses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsoAfiqOmdA
 
2013-10-27 01:40:43 AM
Jesus saves!!!
 
2013-10-27 01:45:59 AM

Fafai: Sorry, I'm farkin wasted. Looks ups some nofx shiat duimbasses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsoAfiqOmdA


Was listening to this, earlier. ;)
 
2013-10-27 01:46:01 AM
 
2013-10-27 01:51:08 AM
Says you, subby.  Says you!

/judgmental bastage
 
2013-10-27 02:05:35 AM
Not everyone has such a luxuriously decorated masturbatorium as you, subby.
 
2013-10-27 02:57:59 AM

Madman drummers bummers: Definitely the cutest thing about Miami airport. Other than the kittens, the place is a pithole.


This. I fly into FLL to avoid the hell that is MIA
 
2013-10-27 03:03:58 AM

katzrc: Madman drummers bummers: Definitely the cutest thing about Miami airport. Other than the kittens, the place is a pithole.

This. I fly into FLL to avoid the hell that is MIA


Last time I flew in to FLL my luggage was MIA.
 
2013-10-27 03:14:29 AM
If you masturbate on a jet airplane mid flight, does that qualify you for joining the half-mile high club?
 
2013-10-27 03:17:13 AM

VivianVivisect: Jesus saves!!!


Thread done...Thank you for your service sir
 
2013-10-27 03:28:16 AM
Airports offer an extremely sexually charged environment.

I dont know why. They just do.


Danger Avoid Death: Fafai: Wife and I were discussing sex at the airport as well as high mile club but decided not to risk being a registered sex offender.

/Sex everywhere, its awesome


Just don't forget your condoms.



m5.paperblog.com
 
2013-10-27 03:34:42 AM

Pubby: VivianVivisect: Jesus saves!!!

Thread done...Thank you for your service sir


:) Juan was busy.
 
2013-10-27 04:13:11 AM
They look to be about three weeks old and were probably born up there. I suspect mama cat either is going to be very pissed when she gets home tonight or came to a bad end.
 
2013-10-27 04:28:11 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-27 04:37:32 AM

TomD9938: Airports offer an extremely sexually charged environment.

I dont know why. They just do.


Danger Avoid Death: Fafai: Wife and I were discussing sex at the airport as well as high mile club but decided not to risk being a registered sex offender.

/Sex everywhere, its awesome


Just don't forget your condoms.


[m5.paperblog.com image 259x194]


A reference to the condom thread down the page. I don't really care one way or the other.
 
2013-10-27 05:07:11 AM
atomicpile

Take that down, you're ruining the Internet.
 
2013-10-27 06:23:17 AM
If these kittens were watching someone masturbate, then God would kill one of them.
 
2013-10-27 06:37:49 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
Is wondering why he didn't think of just masturbating...
 
2013-10-27 07:07:00 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-27 08:07:20 AM

atomicpile: [i.imgur.com image 800x320]


Wall cat? Blasphemy! Also incorrect.

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-27 10:42:23 AM
Why are you so judgmental subby?
 
2013-10-27 11:31:31 AM

VivianVivisect: Jesus saves!!!


Moses invests!!!
 
2013-10-27 11:42:52 AM

atomicpile: [i.imgur.com image 800x320]


Last time I checked you don't use drywall as a floor. Not to mention there are boards at the top of walls, too.
 
2013-10-27 12:17:55 PM
Among other things...

www.everseradio.com

/I am not, nor ever have been, a member of Congress.
 
2013-10-27 01:07:11 PM
Okay, just in case one cannot accept Ceiling Cat as Ceiling Cat, here is a backup ceiling cat.

i43.tinypic.com

She demands sustenance from below.

/No she's not gonna come down and get it.
//Sacrifice!
///Yes that is a barn
 
2013-10-27 01:10:38 PM
Pleased they were rescued. hope great furrever homes'll be found for all 3 bitty ones, which they sure are.  Cute, almost by definitiion. FangQ whoever for slidey show & cat-feeding-for-vid-viewing promo
 
2013-10-27 03:04:39 PM

highwayrun: When I was a closety young man I used to buy Playgirl at airports since I could depend on the anonymity, and I definitely enjoyed the privacy of many airport bathrooms. What can I say? I was a horny teenager and I went to school out of state so I flew a fair bit.


As long as you didn't enjoy the privacy with another anonymous stranger...
 
2013-10-27 03:28:33 PM

atomicpile: [i.imgur.com image 800x320]


That is one of Basement Cats lies!
 
2013-10-28 12:05:19 PM
I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/I'm watching you
//and I live in the ceiling
 
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